Erring my way through errant errands
I went out to run errands during my lunch hour at work. Those errands were: • Get an iced coffee (not really an errand; bear with me) • Drop off donations at St. Vincent de Paul • Get money out of ATM for babysitter I arrived at the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru speaker. Here was that conversation: Speaker : Welcome to Dunkin’ Donuts … (shuffling noises) Me : (waiting for them to follow up with “Can I help you?” so I know it’s OK to speak) Speaker : … Me : … Speaker : … Me : Uhhh, can I get a- Speaker : How can I help you? Me : Yes, can I get a medium iced coffee, easy cream, NO sugar. Speaker : You uh … want cream? Me : Yes, but not a lot. ‘Easy cream’ is what I’ve been instructed to say by other locations, ha. Speaker : $1.08. I pull through. The worker puts my coffee near the window while he goes to the register and I take a look at the coffee and it looks good. They nailed the cream-to-coffee ratio. I lo...