Spam email of the week
Subject: Is it safe to transact business with you on this email? I feel like I am on an episode of 24 . Is it safe? WHO KNOWS. Mad peeps been trying to take me down for years, so there’s no telling who’s watching me. I am a very important man who was trained by the C.I.A. to do cool stuff, but then they turned on me and left me for dead. At first I couldn’t remember anything, but it’s slowly coming back to me, and my karate skills are second nature, so I’ve been beating up lots of dudes for no apparent reason. Anyway, hold up – let me reconfigure my email settings to make sure this is safe … (sets junk email filter to “high”) (tries to download firewall) PETE’S FIREWALL IS $29.99 PER MONTH, PLEASE CLICK ‘I AGREE’ TO TERMS OF USE What? Pfft. Screw that. ‘Bout to go offline on this bee-otch ... (clicks “go offline”) WEB ERROR: PLEASE CHECK YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION Freakin’ Big Brother. Hold up. (logs out of Facebook) Aiiight, we should be safe now. What’s poppin’...