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Subject: forth to meet the King and fell on one knee and kissed his OMG kissed his what ? Work can wait, let’s dive into this … Then to him the Sheriff spoke at length concerning Robin Hood; I feel like I missed an introductory paragraph or something. Yes? No? No? OK. (shrugs) how that for many months the outlaws had defied the King, and slain the King's deer; how Robin had gathered about him the best archers in all the countryside; and, finally, how the traitorous knight Sir Richard of the Lea had rescued the band when capture seemed certain, and refused to deliver them up to justice. Ha ha, classic Sir Richard. Anyway, so like … did you want to subscribe to our paper? The King heard him through with attention and quoth he: "Meseems I have heard of this same Robin Hood, and his men, and also seen somewhat of their prowess.  Did not these same outlaws shoot in a royal Tourney at Finsbury field?" Oh snap, da king done brought up Fi...

Subject: Are You Dead Or Alive? NOT REALLY SURE ( checks pulse, grabs crotch, slaps self in face ) OH YEAH I BE LIVING MY DEAR FRIEND, FIRST YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M ALIVE NOW WE'RE DEAR FRIENDS, WTF LOL J/K HOLLA ATCHA BOY THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW, THAT YOUR AUTOMATED TRANSIT ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SET UP, AND YOU ARE NOW FREE TO ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT AND MAKE TRANSFER ON YOUR OWN TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE. OH WORD? BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A HOT MINUTE WONDERING WHEN THOSE FOOLS GONNA SET UP MY AUTOMATED TRANSIT ACCOUNT. I GOT AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER READY TO MAKE SOME TRANSFERS, NA MEAN PLAYA? PLEASE FIND BELOW YOUR AUTOMATED ACCOUNT DETAILS. STEP ON ACCESS CODE NO: 234-1-2460000 ACCOUNT NO: 405213486 TRANSFER NUMBER: 2433400 THIS ALL MAKES SENSE. JUST PRINTED THAT SHIZZ OUT AND STEPPED ON IT AS INSTRUCTED. NOW WHAT? STEP TWO YOU ARE TO DIAL UP THE INTERNATIONAL ACCESS CODE NUMBER, LISTEN TO THE INSTRUCTION, FOLLOW BY YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER, AND YOU WILL BE WELCOMED ...