Spam email of the week
Subject: We market for you, We close your sales ! ! ! Willie, is that you? Hello this is Willie, Hi, Willie! My business partner has generated over 32k in just the last 6 weeks and you will see proof and you an do the same if you follow our simple instructions. Willie, hold on. Back it up, okay? Beep-beep-beep . First of all, I am good. Thanks for asking (rolls eyes). Classic Willie, getting right down to business. Second of all, what the crap are you even talking about, Willie? Who is your business partner? Is it Mark Cuban? If it’s Mark Cuban, I am in. If it’s not Mark Cuban, I am also in because this sounds amazing. I want to see proof. Also, I want to follow your simple instructions. You’ve always kept it simple, Willie. Hit me off with the simple instructions. We market for you. (writes on notepad “let Willie and Mark Cuban do all the marketing stuff”) We creat...