Classic card of the week
Juan Gonzalez, 1994 Topps Here is Juan Gonzalez angrily blasting what is assumed to be a mammoth home run, a feat accomplished by using the Samson-esque power of a flowing mullety mane. And possibly steroids. But enough about steroids already! Sheesh. What I really want to know is: what are Juan Gonzalez’s philosophical thoughts on the game of baseball? “Baseball is a game of suffering,” says Juan, “but baseball is beautiful.” And they say athletes don’t have feelings. This was, coincidentally, my senior high school yearbook quote. Except I replaced “baseball” with “chicks.” So it read: Chicks are a game of suffering, but chicks are beautiful. - Juan Gonzalez, as told by Mike Kenny Other quotes attributed to Juan Gonzalez are as follows: Some things are good, but some things are bad, ya’ know? I like ice cream. Sometimes. and Who let the dogs out? I am angry, but also forgiving. According to Wikipedia , Juan Gonzalez has been married four times. As everybody is well aware, the first m...