Operation FUBAR Went About As Well As Expected.

Just kidding.  

No one was saying "Boo-urns".

But here in the Real World, the Dear Leader and Temu George Patton apparently didn't notice or care.

No Half Measures

Badger and Skinny Pete Play Soldier

From ABC News:

Hegseth rails against 'woke,' lays out standards in speech to top generals, admirals
The president echoed Hegseth's sentiments in a long-winded speech.

In a speech Tuesday morning before an auditorium packed with several hundred of the nation's most seasoned military commanders, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for an end to "woke" culture in the military and railed against a litany of complaints such as diversity and probes into hazing.

"The era of politically correct, overly sensitive, don't-hurt-anyone's-feelings leadership ends right now," Hegseth said at the gathering at a Marine Corps base in Quantico, Virginia -- a secure site an hour south of the nation's capital...

He demanded no more "fat generals," saying all service members would need to meet fitness tests and grooming standards.

"No more beardos," he said. "The era of unacceptable appearance is over."...

"Foolish and reckless political leaders set the wrong compass heading and we lost our way. We became the 'Woke Department,' but not anymore," he said...

He told his audience that if all the new standards he has unveiled makes their "hearts sink," then they should resign...

Trump followed Hegseth with his own speech, saying that as president, he would have their backs and that he is committed to making the military "stronger, tougher, faster, fiercer and more powerful than it 

has ever been before."

The president argued the military's job is not only to protect the U.S from threats abroad, but also what he repeatedly referred to as a domestic enemy in American cities.

"I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military National Guard," said Trump, who claimed "We're under invasion from within."...

For the record, the ABC News article pushed back on exactly none of the great, whopping lies and overtly fascist rhetoric that Badger and Skinny Pete threw around in front of the brass.

No Half Measures

How Are Things Going, Mr. Hegseth?

Things could be better, Lloyd.  

Things could be a whole lot better.

I Am The Liberal Media.

Don't Worry Kids, Anheuser Douche Has Got Everything Covered.

 

He knows a guy.

Well a guy who knows a guy, who knows a gen-u-wine Nigerian prince.  And slick as snot, for a small handling fee, he says this guy can make this silly misunderstanding --

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

By Jeffrey Goldberg

-- go away.

Guy'll even takes Venmo.  Which is super convenient. 

Hegseth’s Venmo Is on Display in Embarrassing Leak

Pete Hegesth’s Venmo is publicly viewable and showing his full list of friends and contacts, according to a report.

While Hegseth’s transactions are private, his list of friends on the mobile payment service isn’t—and it’s a who’s who of Washington bigwigs, defense contractors, and healthcare executives, The American Prospect reported...

Burn The Lifeboats