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>host LAN event
>spend majority time playing one team game
>one of our mates is so bad he goes 2/18 every game
>don't win a single game after 3 days of gaming

I'm so done man

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accidentally dropped my phone at it went on my hand and when i picked it up i saw that i had typed lol. is this a sign?
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>>84591024
a sign of what op?
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>>84591086
i think maybe its a sign that theres a higher being thats watching me and taunting me. i think it might be manipulating my life so that unfortunate things happen to me and i think it uses me as a form of entertainment.
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>>84591024
I don't think so anon I think you just got lucky it doesn't fall on the floor and damage your screen

i just came back from a movie date with a guy .. we talked about what we just watched for like 5 minutes ... i thanked him for taking me out .. he asked if im just walking home now and i say "i guess so! unless you want to do anything else" and he says "im just going back to my car" and we hug and i say again it was really nice going out. then i start walking home.

did something go terribly wrong /r9k/ HELP HELP this was one of my first dates with anyone ever he just kinda made no moves i was trying to lean on him while we watched the movie too and he didn't take the hint and let me
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>>84591072
your concept of "love" is from a fairytale. the idea that you "fall in love" first and then have your magical first kiss is playground shit dude
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>>84590797
the same thing happened to me except I was acting like the guy
after another date i told him that I don't want to continue dating him lol
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>>84591072
its a slippery soap, innit? yes kissing someone you dont love is wrong; at least a little wrong. and if it wasnt, then why do you feel uncomfortable about being with them huh? because you actually really do know you really do belong to someone else! and you really do know you should be saving all your kisses for them. and you really do know you really do desert so much more than what you have. and if you dont get what you want? theres going to be HELL to pay and youll make sure they know whos the REAL victim, drenched in blood and bruises!
>spotlight focuses down from heaven
its........ YOU! IT WAS ALWAYS YOU! THE WORLDS GREATEST VICTIM AINT SHE GREAT.
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>>84590797
>Make it known to him that you genuinely love him
Buddy, it was either their first date, or one of their first... saying something like that after seeing a movie together, and maybe having dinner once, is creepy, and would likely come across as lovebombing/insincere. Don't do that.

Although I mostly agree with the rest. It really is a weird climate for male expression of attraction. Men are very paranoid about seeming like they're only interested in sex, on account of women online being very vocal when complaining about "men only want one thing and yada yada", and it creates the opposite problem of men just being averse to expressing sexual attraction.

I'm gonna guess, because OP is posting here, that the guy she went on a date with was nerd/beta-adjacent (not one of us, mind; he was probably a 7/10 and we're still unfuckable sub/5s even to the foids that post here, remember that) and probably just really didn't want to come across like a sex pest/porn addict/etc. that all men get labeled as nowadays, and scare you off.

So you'll just have to slut it up, OP, sorry, we don't make the rules.
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>>84591230
Sorry I have microplastics clogging my brain, that was meant for >>84590813

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How heavy are you? Do you have a shapely ass and/or tits?
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>>84589887
it's dead dude. the image server is down and nothing has updated in months.
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>>84582450
Unfortunately skeletors are off the menu now for them. Their egos are at record highs.
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>>84579968
Im 165 lbs and 5'6. I gained 30 pounds in a few months though. That's like a 27 bmi (overweight) :/ can't really tell because of my weight distribution. Except my face is a bit chubbier. Working on losing it again. pretty depressed in general.
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>>84590778
plenty of plapping will fix that, you get on top
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>>84579968
i just want my 450lb huge ass white gf back.
:( she has bpd and cheated on me twice so far. currently dealing with her painting me black and am just waiting for the rebound/hoover.

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whats your favorite brand of glasses?
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>>84590465
ray bans are a fancy brand, I just have marchons
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my favorite sunglasses are from Hugo Boss, I don't feel confident to wear them around others though. wearing sunglasses feels tryhard I guess
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idk ive been weraing thje same glassses since elementary school theyre absolutely disgusting and broken
ill be trying these on but even though i like rimless glasses they accentuate my already huge nose
>>84591137
they arent
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>>84591169
Yup I don't like to wear sunglasses either, not even during summer. My friends made fun of me for wearing them once and I haven't used them since
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>>84590428
>face
jacques marie mage
>wine
josephinenhutte

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anime and japan is very homosexual and transcoded why is everyone so obsessed with it?
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>>84589133
People liked anime first before it became a homo/tranny thing. If trannies take over something you like do you jump ship and find another hobby? What if the trannies take over that hobby too? At some point you have to put your foot down, continue liking what you like and ignore the trannies.
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>>84591125
He's not talking about the trannies. He's talking about the anime shit itself.
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>>84589780
Maybe if all you're watching is that gay moe shit
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>>84591139
People didn't have trannies on the brain until very recently. Before 2016, people would think you're being ridiculous if you said anime was "trans-coded." That's just not how people thought. Anime tropes were just anime tropes. They weren't considered homosexual or trans-coded back then. Some of it was I guess because, you know, if you're a guy watching yaoi you're probably a fag but for mainstream anime that wasn't the case. The modern stereotypes around trannies and homos came later.
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they arent obnoxious about it like troons

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What's the deal with porn? They're getting actual gorgeous women now.
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not as pretty as prime lexi belle, for example
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>>84591109
Women to remain gorgeous in motion is rare. Pic related is.
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>>84591126
you are entitled to your opinion but she doesn't stand out as anything exceptional
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>>84591095
Pic unrelated I presume, nigger?
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thats how free market works
of was like holocaust for porn distributors

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>be 36 year old straight man who transitioned and got a face lift for an emasculation fetish
>group of 18 to 20 year old guys whistle as I walk past (I was wearing male clothes)

What in the fuck am I doing.
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Unless you were wearing a wifebeater/suit with a buzzcut, you were wearing gender neutral clothes
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>>84591143
>What in the fuck am I doing.
Telling made up stories on the Internet while jerking off.

>me when i dont deal in the real world
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>>84590886
I would rather be friends with people who make the real world a better place. People who make stuff people use.
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>>84590898
did you mean to picture a printing press. The first great tool of those who "work" in words and abstractions.

it has come to my attention that i'm a retarded cringelord.
that is all.
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yeah same here to be honest
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>>84590244
>>84590254
please dont be so hard on yourselves my dudes
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I'm sure it's not so bad, you should see my life

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>You are on a date with a geeky girl
>She's a bit nervous
>She is very inexperienced about guys
What would you say to her?
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Why the average male fantasy seems to be these days "a shy, polite, awkward, geeky girl"?
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>>84590605
She doesn't have to be shy.
She can be extroverted but extroverts tend to be attention seekers.
Polite is a good quality. Tge opposite of that is rude and bitchy. No one likes a bitch with an attitude issue and at best only gets tolerated.
Asfor akward, its not a must but its endearing. She can be confident but there is a good chane being confident means entitled. In reality this isn't true and I've seen the opposite. Blame social media for this perception.
Geeky is shared interests.
Geeky isn't necessary at all but consider where you are.... and even then half tge guys here would kill for a sporty tomboy who doesn't care about gaming at all. Hell they may even take up being outdoorsy
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>>84590605
You know why... That's why you are here...
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in my head a sweaty woman i can smell and lick arouses me but I always wonder if I would be disgusted in reality
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I'd try cracking a joke

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More proof that the hate directed at the looksmax community comes from the same source that tried emasculating young white boys for the last decade. Nothing better than directly from the horse's mouth.

https://youtu.be/91Cefj33Rg4?si=-DjbCnf-t9sm67fK
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Checked out the looksmaxxing subreddits and they're completely infested with shitskins and trannies hyping up zoomalis. They literally have to ruin everything they touch
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>>84589478
Funny how "looksmaxxing" for white boys is basically them adding on black features
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>>84590980
The guy in the OP looks Middle Eastern.
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>>84590980
Nobody wants to have a prognathic monkey jaw, non-contrast coloring and shootgun nostrils.
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ok these definitely aren't dorks or anything

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Eating choccy ice cream lone kind of night.
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Erm share?
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>>84590478
from a store or from a DQ/BR type place
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>>84590478
me yetstserday

Can feel another psychosis setting in slowly, already extremely depressed. I want to relapse on liquor and drugs but I think I want to die more than that. I don't really feel emotions anymore. Oh well lol
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>>84590271
im sorry youre so depressed...
please dont relapse
go outside and get some breaths of fresh air
try to ground yourself in your surroundings and get out of your own head
maybe some meditation or exercise would help? itd provide a healthy activity to focus on, at least
hang in there buddy
<3

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I like this part
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