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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.

>>>/soc/

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is it too late to turn things around at 21 or do i still have a chance to unfuck my life
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too late you are fucked forever
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>>84591370
I'm 19 and it feels too late. I always get back into old habits I hate it so much I can't seem to change
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I got my first real job at 27 and went back to university at 30. It would have been nice to do those things 10 years earlier but I had a good time, they were fun.

What's your other option? Do nothing and bedrot for 50 years lamenting every day that it's too late to do anything?
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im a recovering alcoholic and hoarder
i didnt unfuck my life until my late 30s
its not too late
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>>84591393
>Do nothing and bedrot for 50 years lamenting every day that it's too late to do anything
constant fatigue prevents me from doing anything so this will most likely happen

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Normies on X were recently discussing a blackpill that I noticed long ago. Black women want white men to put it in all of their holes. The normies were discussing interracial erotica literature sells on Amazon but I discovered it via these YouTube accounts with millions of views. It's basically tiktok montages of black women and white men. The comments are just filled with obvious women too. Dreaming of their white prince.

I love you white women.
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>>84591313
You're not a femcel if by femcel you mean female incel because you could easily get a man of your own race and or a man from a race below yours.
If by femcel, you mean I only want White men, but White men don't want me then I guess you are one, just like any other colored fembot.
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>>84591176
we love you too, brown men
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>>84591458
The funny thing is I'm not even attracted to white men but non-white men tend to worship white women from what I've seen,
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>>84591468
Based I wish she had tits that big
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>>84591176
I am a white woman trapped in the body of a brown man

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Is there anything shut in, withdrawn and misanthropic femanon who needs a misanthropic guy in his late 20s? We can enjoy nature and animals together, watch gore together or enjoy some fictional stuff like Warhammer. I also like collecting masks and other edgy stuff. I'm going to the gym, but it's more like a necessity than a real hobby.
I like Halloween stuff, listen to heavy metal, dnb, phonk. I don't really have a PC right now but when I did or if I do manage to play something, I usually played survival games like The Isle, or roguelikes like Risk of Rain or Binding of Isaac.
I'd just like to share my interests and get shared with and be soft and vulnerable with someone who understands, preferably also around 27-30s so there's no huge age gap, because that tends to make things harder.

I'm pale, not too tall, not too out of shape, but also not super fit.
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>>84591423
You are a MASSIVE cringe man child neurotic faggot
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>>84591434
Someone's very angry
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>>84591423
Oh also, I'm more of a sub romantically speaking
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I'm going to go sleep for 2 hours

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i keep posts like this on twitter. why do men do this? wouldn't that be like, gross? is it homosexuality or something
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>>84591237
Peak orgasm is cumming who wouldnt want more? I have a bwc and cum alot naturally so I dont need jew pills like that chink retard but I get it
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>>84591237
Cumming feels physically pleasurable. It's better than the actual orgasm. More cum means you experience a bit more of it.
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>>84591237
I did this once and it was fun, but the stack combo made my tummy feel weird and I mean, it wasn't *that* much of an experience boost. Also kind of silly to make more of a mess for yourself to clean up. But it was a fun experiment, I don't regret it at all but I won't do it again... Unless I had a gf that demanded it.
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>>84591237
Cumming big loads is hot and feels good. Supplements which increase cum loads also make you hornier. If homosexuality means feeling aroused and enjoying your orgasms then yes all men are homosexuals.
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pretty sure girls like big loads of cum in their pussy

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Would you care if your GF was obsessed with porn and BBC and she had a 10TB stash that she disappears to a few times a week?
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>>84590501
That sound somewhat unhealthy, also watching that much porn while in a relationship seems pretty weird. She could just have sex with me. When we're married of course. But I don't think we would ever get to that point she seems weird in a bad way.
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>>84590501
id dump that degenerate
i understand having some porn, but 10 TB is just absurd
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>>84590501
I would be angry and hurt that she is kept it from me and did not let me watch her with her bvll

I love gigantomastia so much bros

I wish it weren't detrimental to those who have it. If you're a woman reading this, and have it, I hope you're having a wonderful day. Hell if you're a woman in general I hope you're having a wonderful day
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>>84587519
>>84587557
Thank fucking god I got breast reduction so I dont have to hear this gay faggot shit anymore
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>>84587817
>Don't complain when you get what you want
?????
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>>84587519
Agreed. I want a woman with huge boobs in my life so fucking bad. I don't care if she's fat. I love huge boobs.
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>>84591413
Post the before and after or it never happened.
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>>84591457
Why would I send nudes to randoms on 4chan.

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When did you realize that Nietzsche's Ubermensch was a woman all along?

Men are on their way out, declining, while women are ascending and adapting.
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>>84588800
you can have whatever opinion you like but misrepresenting one of the most popular philosophers of all time to artificially inflate the value of your claim is retarded
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>>84587577
The ayran is the epitome of masculinity. Your post is retarded.
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>>84588800
>i have spent my life re-reading his writing
and you still don't understand any of it. your objectively worse than people who don't read it to begin with
>>84588775
you might be onto something they objectively break standard moral reality not just on a surface level of rejecting Christianity, Islam or standard 'just be good' atheist slop. but they objectively destroy basic ideas such as what is a human or what is gender. they establish new constructs based on their desires ignoring all prior evidence or standards. they are the ubermeztch. all while maintaining the mind of a man and the social privellege of being a woman and becoming an improved version of both by make up maxxing.
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>>84587577
>When did you realize that Nietzsche's Ubermensch was a woman all along?
Daily reminder that YWNBAW.
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>>84587577
if you actually read any Nietzsche you would know his disdain for women. he basically tells men to abstain completely from interacting with women throughout Human All Too Human, Daybreak, Gay Science. And Beyond Good and Evil has some of the most harsh "misogynistic" parts.

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I guess I will go fuck myself, oh well
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I thought maybe I would find some
insight on how to have a relationship, but apparently I'm a fundamentally bad manipulative person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AILlDmrq454
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>>84591392
agreed, true avoidants are like live in the woods and hate people types, 4chan avoidants are the "pwease fix me I cant cawwy my own burdens" type
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>>84591402
that is a schizoid
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>>84591363
What does avoidant even mean

Also yes these people are genuinely fags that can't empathize. BUT MUH NEEDS WE NEED TO TALK EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY, YOU'RE SELFISH! Ironic...
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>>84591401
>Sometimes an avoidant person gets swept up by someone who lovebombs them completely.
>Usually someone with their own severe attachment issues, usually loud, disorganized, or even crossing over into borderline personality disorder.
>The intensity feels like connection because it's flooding them not only with dopamine but for the first time overwhelming them and shoving oxytocin into their receptors.
>It is such a saturation of it that the avoidant person is blindsided and confused and has no idea what's happening.
>It's one of the strangest patterns I've ever seen play out. And sometimes they come to me deeply confused and unsettled about what's happening and they want more connection, but now they're even more afraid than they were before because that person usually ends up devastating them.

haha imagine

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>be me, never had a bf
>don't know what i want
>feel chemistry with moid
>get along well when he acts normal
>but cringe whenever he tries too hard to be be dominant/manly/alpha
>say nothing so his ego isn't hurt which makes him think i like it
>can't take it anymore one day and confront him about it
>"i am turned off by guys acting like this. just be normal"
>he starts apologizing and saying "i will act however you want, please don't leave me"
>tfw his pathetic moments and begging for my attention make me hornier than any alpha behavior
>no sex yet but can tell from the eay he speaks that he wants sex to be all about his orgasm
>realize he is a dominant moid who wants a submissive woman and he is only pretending otherwise for the moment
>reject him because we clearly want different things
>he begs so pathetically for me to stay during our last conversation that i almost do
>but know better now

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>>84591214
>he should also be addicted to eating pussy
Can your moid be rewarded with a pegging session if he does a good job? uwu
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>>84591404
that's my type
>>84591406
i am not opposed to the idea. sounds like it could be fun
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>>84591214
I would like to find someone like you that would allow me to love them sweetly and tenderly while they would be rough with me. I want to feel like my partner is so much more than me, someone that I could adore and learn from. Someone I could write pages of notes about, to make sure no detail slips my mind. I want to find someone that I could spend a whole year making a box of handmade gifts for. I want to find someone to send flowers to every day, share love songs to, hide secret messages in love letters, and so much more.
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>>84591261
Oh, honey. You think you will be the one delivering the beating? That's cute.
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>>84591452
would u edate a north american moid, i have protonmail

>A Borrower girl has infested your house and is stealing your food and other knick-knacks while you sleep
Wat do?
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As someone who's hobby is making scale buildings for tabletops my time has come.
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>>84591365
You can just say pocket anon, nobody would ever carry around a minigirl in their butt pocket
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>>84591407
>taunt, prank, and fluster you
that's very cute
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>>84591474
Her own aggression will vary depending on how you react to it
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>>84591022
Give her a bottlecap of water. I doubt she can pry open the fridge to steal anything, though. She might have to grab a needle and hunt some roaches.

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Isn't it funny how every looksmaxxing whiteboy really just ends up negrofying himself?

>tanned/bronze skin via peptides or uv rays
>fuller negro lips
>negro cheekbones
>negro broadnose
>mulatto curly perm is not unusual

Pure white features are actually ugly and need ambiguity mixed in, otherwise there would be no need to looksmax lol. They even have entire forums on reddit where people inject themselves with chemicals to get darker skin and inject their lips to get bigger. Kek
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>>84591376
He's Brazilian. The same people that say Nick Fuentes isn't white for being 15% native will say this guy is white when he isn't 100% white.
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>>84591454
You claim white people are secretly niggers, yet New World mutts are somehow the best representation of niggers according to you.
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>>84591447
Yes and a "Shitskin" by you loons standards. The original europeans had darkskin. You can see such features in some brits who still have bulbous noses like cheddar man.

His people were then later raped by germanic invaders and so forth. Europe is a cesspool of many rapes, invasions and wars. The most than any other continent in fact. You are all mutts and mixed-race! Yet hold other races to standards of purity most of you fail to meet yourselves kek. Funny thing is even hitler had insecurities about this in some of his writings.
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>>84591475
But Chico, he has over 95% European ancestry. Fuentes has 14% Amerindian.
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>>84591480
>You claim white people are secretly niggers,

I made no such claim, that's your crackuh insecurity. Whites are mostly mixed with indians, arabs, berbers but you ALL come from Africa anyway which is why its funny to see the hatred towards your progenitor, so technically you are. And when Europe collapses soon will likely return.

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karaage edition

previous >>84547621
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is it bad that the smell of my unwashed cock turns me on
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>>84591258
yes. gross. was your cock. its only fine if you have a boyfriend that has the same thing going
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>>84591229
You could've asked that without posing a black guy cuckbot
>>84591324
Cuckbot trying out new strategies
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There is a real epidemic of miscategorized porn and I have a huge problem with it
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>tfw spent nearly 20 bucks on taco bell

money going fast because I'm back to fast food again, I was never going to change.

If you were the only person in the world for a month what would you do? It would always be empty everywhere. You could do anything and everything just alone. The internet and electricity still works
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>>84591274
Sounds like an absolute blast. Run around in the streets naked, climb random shit, explore peoples vacant houses, steal everything and make a few hundred thousand maybe even a million, camp in a store, I could go on. I think this would be one of my three wishes. Genie, grant me a month of freedom where the every other multicellular organism is frozen in time and invisible for a month so I have absolute freedom to roam around and make sure security cameras don't work computer stay the same time and electricity and the internet still works or whatever just add on reading my mind so you know what I exactly mean thanks genie
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>>84590734
i would desperately try to find some way to contact da ayyys and beg them for help
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go to my parents grave and maybe camp out in the graveyard
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>>84590734
Completely lose my mind.
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>>84590734
Take a bunch of cool pics where I beat my dick in various public places


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