>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>220559655Yeah, that clip is peak uncanny, but in a good way. There are lots of close-ups and camera movement, the shots barely last more than 5 secs so you have hard time to process what you are looking at, and the cowboys other than the fact they look like humanoid plastic toys, they also have weird jerky movements that add to the uncanny feeling. The whole thing attacks your audiovisual system, but if your mental defenses are weak, you get funny feelings.I first saw the video on the TV when I was laying down on my sofa, while having crazy amounts of fever. I was so mesmerized by it, I thought these guys are coming to get me, and I couldnt get them out of my mind for 2 days. I actually vomited that night and almost passed out. I like Primus when Im okay tho and have come to appreciate the honest silliness of that beaver video
>>220559655Its alright nigga, send your gf this /calm/ kino video so that she can unrustle her jimmies. https://youtu.be/ygr5AHufBN4
>>220559655She got raped by some dude wearing a rubber mask
>>220556806>Better casting choice for Geralt of Rivia other than Henry Cavil doesnt exi-
>>220559655sounds like classic childhood trauma lol
Just give her the Oscar already
>>220569061He's a simp, not an incel>>220569396Just make sure you watch it in the dark
>>220568690I'd give her my dick already.
>>220569625Same bro
>>220568690Is she actually good in it and is the film good? Feels like every new horror gilm grts called a masterpiece these days. I waifud her years back, watched her stream vidya.
>>220570322>is she actually good in itYes>is the film goodYesShe used to stream?! Based
IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITHS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING REPUBLIC
>>220567521When Disney releases the alt timeline "what if" trilogy of Sequels to the Prequels where Anakin never went evil and now Mace, Yoda, Anakin, and Obi Wan lead the rest of the Jedi who survived Order 66 and their rebellion against Palpatine's Empire
>>220567463>anakin>he is akin to darth vader
>>220566516MACED WINDOW
>>220567521Luke, did I tell you about the super secret Jedi technique called "Somehow". It enables a Jedi to circumvent all notions of common sense and physics. It's a good friend, especially if your falling to your not actually innevitable death.
>>220564174A daring sithasis
Say what you want about this guy, but this whole Helen of Detroit shit wouldn't have gone down on his watch. This dude is all about historical accuracy. How long can he get away with it though?
>>220567685White people are not supposed to adapt black stories, that's cultural appropriation
>>220561081I've only seen the VVitch and the northman, but they are both absolute kino
>>220561052Ah yes "historical accuracy" in his fictional movies.Also you can be as based as you want but if your films are as dull as his, then it's all for nothing.>>220566077NTA but the ridiculously slow speech and completely overdone accent of orlock's is gimmicky as fuck.>>220569772Witch is OK, northman was terrible.
>>220569729He should give up his privileged position to a talented black director.
>>220570113>a talented black directorhe’ll have to find one first
this movie fucking suckedcan't even watch it for the plot for the slut from shazam as shes covered up the whole time
Times you went Cruising?
>>220569926this nigga going pee wee hermann mode
a fag somewhere had sex with a guy who either ate a rabid chimpanzee raw or had sex with a chimpanzee, and then thousands of other people had sex with that guybut they're normal people just like you and me
That one time I met Joe List in the bathroom
Hey now. Who hasn't done a little buggering in the bathroom?
>>220569533confirms that Pacino is the greater actor because DeNiro never played a fag
>Helen (Ancient Greek: Ἑλένη, romanized: Helénē[b]), also known as Helen of Troy,[2][3] or Helen of Sparta,[4] and in Latin as Helena,[5] was a figure in Greek mythology said to have been the most beautiful woman in the world.
KINO
>>220569252what.... is love?
>I know your tricks, Dewey!>You’re a jungle theme.
I'll starthttps://youtu.be/Yr4OmiKsNe4?si=Pd4pIhS8P9A5C8N4
>>220569300 Unironically the most kino Williams score after the original JP. The percussion on “The Hunt” goes absolutely feral. Movie’s messy as hell but the soundtrack makes it feel like a sweaty jungle nightmare in the best way.Also the San Diego rampage is peak Spielberg flex. T-rex in suburbia is such a stupid idea on paper and he somehow makes it mythic. Lost World chads stay winning.
I skipped straight to season 1 episode 1 and watched the previous season recap, which looked pretty stupid, then watched the season 2 premiere because I like Topo Chico man.Is there a point to this show? It seems to have nothing to say about anything, no morality, the plot barely has anything going on. Is it a show about crime? About family dyamics? Is it about aging and getting old? Is it a soap opera? It seems to just exist.The premise is also nonsensical. Is it explained why none of his neighbors have security alarms or bother to file police reports? And he gave up a 7 figure job to steal watches? This is RETARDED.
The first season went downhill after he got framed for murder. It completely abandoned the theft plotline it set up to become boring legal shit
>>220568113This (like every other Apple TV show) gets GIGA shilled everywhereI have honestly never seen marketing so desperate as the ATV originals They plaster ads all over Smart TVs, YouTube, and on 4chan apparently It’s so off putting because they also try to posit themselves as “le intellectual high brow elite” streaming service, but they act like rabid fucking animals when it comes to publicity Just sad
>>220568113its an ad for watchesif a couple of schmucks buy a watch they saw on this show it breaks eventhat's how expensive the watches are
90% of shows these days are 2 hour movies stretched out to 16 hours of filler to sell subscriptions
>>220568113>What is the point of this show?Modern TV is made to placate women because they are the largest group of consumers because they have infinite disposable income and infinite free time because they aren't having children, and they don't have hobbies.
Babes edition
>>220569062archive.org
>>220569092>>220569098I've tried that but I'm using the search feature and I'm having better luck now.
>>220569062Doctor Who comics seem harder to find online than the audios or books for some reason, although I was able to find the panini reprints of the comics with the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Eighth Doctors on WeLib and Anna's archive. You might have to look for an archive of every issue of Doctor Who magazine to find the comics for the other Doctors. Wish someone would do a mega dump of all the Panini reprints, would make things a lot easier.
>>220567802Today I learned that Hartnell's son is Anthony Fantano. But the young lad seems surprisingly based, determined to protect his father's legacy at all costs and unafraid to call out Mike "Cashgrab" Shinoda for trying to replace his supremely talented father with a supremely untalented woke female scientologist. Give 'em hell Chatterton.
>>220569930Every issue of DWM up to 600 is literally on the Internet Archive
FUCK OPERAFUCK BALLET
>>220568962thats a man
>>220568962Charles Leclerc looked so goofy when he was younger.
>>220568962FUCK A PAPA DOC FUCK A CLOCKFUCK A TRAILERFUCK EVERYBODYFUCK ALL YALL IF YOU DOUBT ME
>>220568962he needs to do another fujokino. it's all the rage right now
>>220568995>at least Bieber hung out with real niggersoh he was hung alright :^)
Rampant Teenage Gay/Lesbian Movies >Always Kissing>Never Guys Kissing Girls in Movies>No Fake P Word Comments Ever
>>220570074It's either this or bisexual movies, and I would rather have this than pretend bisexuals are equals to straights.
>>220570074
>>220570074Boys don't cry
>>220570112Yea But your not allowed to be straight and kiss girls in movies
We need a Lewis Carroll biography, now is the best time given the current trends and interest in historical figures who may or may not have been pedophiles. This dude wrote perhaps the most popular children’s story book in history, but behind the scenes dude was a weirdo who was definitely on the spectrum and 100% would have been a discord moderator if he was born today. Like the film doesn’t have to explicitly call him a pedo, but his obsession with the Liddel family girls was unusual even for the time. People would eat this shit up right now it’s got all the makings of a sensational media release.>Essentially a deconstruction of a famous and (formerly) well respected individual>No explicit proof he did anything wrong but rumors and circumstances surrounding him are highly unusual>The kind of character people would argue is either a sympathetic or unsympathetic weirdo>Pearl clutching around pedophilia is at its hight right now, it’s basically the modern version of the Satanism scare of the 80s and 90s>Also works cuz Disney owns the rights to Alice in Wonderland and shitting on Disney is the cool and hip thing to do right now Any directors out there interested to make this into a movie I will 100% work with you and write this shit. Just hit me up we will get fucking rich like Jake Paul on the Disney Channel money.
You say it shouldn't depict his noncing, but if we can't have that, what should the film be about? He didn't lead an action-packed life. If you can't address his "specialist photography" hobby, then you're left with him writing books and teaching at Oxford – not exactly a riveting tale. And audiences will be annoyed with you for dodging the elephant in the room.
>>220568334Bro, they literally did just that in Michael and that film was a success.
>>220568417Because Michael brings reenacts the pop music hits. You can't do that in a Lewis Carrol flickerino.
>>220568485reenact some quotes, same difference
Did they ever explain this?
>>220567748awesome. it was great in the later seasons 2 when she started wearing miniskirts a lot.
>>220566963>>220567055>>220567748>>220568707Never saw her as attractive. Obviously I must be the outlier because she was very popular, but I just don't see it.
>>220568819If you don't like Barbara Eden, Elizabeth Montgomery is also in that pic. If you don't consider either attractive then I don't know what to say to you, anon.
>>220569927>Elizabeth MontgomeryDoes do it for me. "Two" got me hooked as a wee lad. She's beyond
>>220564016What explanation is required?