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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Leaving Drawers and Doors Open



So, does this happen at your house?
Father and son do it here and the son that moved out does it!
I looked on Google to see if there might be a name for this...this disorder, 
I'll call it! hahaha.  Lots of complaining about it but no official name.
At least I know I'm not alone!

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Saturday, September 16, 2017


Looks like Garden Girl has jumped right
into the Halloween decorating, doesn't it?
I'm going to have to have a talk with her.
It is still officially summer for one more week!
Look at her smile...I bet that web tickles!


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Quirks


We all have our little quirks, don't we?
Here's one of mine.
I can only eat cottage cheese with a fork.
It's just a little too gross with a spoon. haha.
OK, your turn.
Confess a little quirk you have....



Thursday, August 24, 2017

Two Steps Forward, One Step Back


And so goes my quest to clear out all
the clutter and have "A place for everything
and everything in it's place."

I just had to laugh when I went to the closet to
get a new light bulb and found this.
Really?  The Mister and I clearly are diametrically
opposed when it comes to my New Year's Resolution!


Monday, July 31, 2017

Dreams


Helping me pick blackberries yesterday.
(cell phone photography)

A couple of nights ago I dreamed that I was watching a little
girl eat a huge platter of cooked spinach.  It was the size that
would feed a crowd and she was just shoveling it in, bite after
bite.  And I noticed that under several inches of spinach was 
just as much pasta.  Lots and lots of pasta. hahahaha.
Fortunately, I actually remembered the dream in the morning
which usually doesn't happen.  Doesn't that drive you crazy?
I looked up the words spinach and pasta
  at dreammoods.com and here's what it says....

"To see or eat spinach in your dream indicates you need to 
be reenergized or revitalized.  It is synonymous with
strength and power.

To see or eat pasta in your dreams represents your need for
energy.  Also consider the shape of the pasta and how it relates
to a waking situation.  Penne signifies your narrow perspective.
Spaghetti noodles symbolize an entangling situation.
Elbow shaped pasta represents your need to focus on 
yourself more.  And corkscrew pasta means that some
aspect of your life is out of control."

I always laugh at these interpretations!
Not that they are funny, but that they are spot on.
It totally blows me away.
Our subconsciousness is amazing. lol.

The only thing is that I don't remember what kind of
pasta.  I know it wasn't spaghetti.  I'm thinking it was
elbows or corkscrews but I can't be sure.

So a 2 layer, double dose of "you need to be revitalized 
with energy" is what myself is telling me.

Maybe that was my subconscious telling me
life is spinning out of control!  Life does seems crazy.
But a good crazy.  You know me... I like to be
in control of everything, have order and simplicity.
Maybe I should just eat spinach, take a bubble bath
and drink a glass of wine. haha.

Or just eat chocolate.  Chocolate would work, right?



Thursday, July 20, 2017

Sleeping Under The Stars


This chocolate colored cat prefers to live outside.
He comes in to eat and get a drink and back out he goes!
Even during the cold winter, he's curled up in a chair on the
back porch.  Summer nights I find him sleeping out in the
grass, like he is in this photo I took one morning this week.  

Monday, July 17, 2017

Random Thoughts


  1. Patience is paying off and finally the blackberries are beginning to ripen!  Not enough for a pie but maybe some muffins!
  2. You know that Angie's List commercial with the dog that shreds the feather pillow all over the living room?  I had a similar experience one evening this week.  I walked into the boys' room to find it plastered with shreds of batting!  The Spencer was flopped on their bed watching a DVD acting like everything was totally normal with tufts of batting in his hair.... One young man calmly laying in a room of chaos.  I asked what happened but of course he didn't answer.  He had a spare comforter spread out on the bed and I found their usual one turned completely inside out on the floor...minus the batting! Then Spencer started giggling.  I said, "Did you do this?  Yuck!" and he answered, "Yuck!" and laughed and laughed.  I guess he found a little rip in it and started pulling the batting out little by little and eventually got the whole thing turned inside out. It must have taken hours! It was hilarious! I wish I'd taken a picture.
  3. Remember Pepper, my latest little rescue cat?  He's still doing great!  His eye infection is completely gone and although he definitely has some sight issues, he isn't bumping into things any longer.  He trots along beside me when I walk around the house, sleeps on the couch and runs to the kitchen if he hears the refrigerator open.  I still haven't taken him to the vet yet but he's coming along just fine.  He's put on some weight, too.  He's a sweetheart and all the other cats have accepted him just fine with affectionate head bumps and friendly sniffs.  
  4. The lady that knocked on our door 2 years ago asking if I might be interested in taking in a sick cat came back this week to see Star. It was a sweet reunion for both of them, I think.  Star just purred up a storm as she was held and the lady almost cried for joy at seeing how healthy she is now.  It really seemed like Star remembered her and why wouldn't she....she saved her life, literally.  So fun to show her how Star is thriving now.  She really was at death's door when she came here.
  5. We just got our first grill.  Yep, that's right...we have never had an outdoor grill!  For 25 years we had a JennAir stove/oven that had 2 burners and a grill side that vented out under the house.  It was just like a grill but in the kitchen.  When we had to get a new oven last year we discovered that those were no longer made and had to sadly get a conventional oven.  I thought I could made do with a grill pan but it just wasn't the same.  The good thing about the outdoor grill is that The Mister feels like he should be the king of it so we've made the adjustment of teaching him how to cook.  His prior resume is sticking a frozen pizza in the oven and even that isn't done right 75% of the time. haha.  He's still overcooking or undercooking things but they are tasting better with each try.
So what's been happening with you?
I have been terrible about visiting and posting,
haven't I?  I have a few things happily taking
up my time lately.  Hope your summer is going well!



Thursday, May 25, 2017

Gray


Yes, I love it.
It's such a restful color, especially for a bedroom.
And no, this isn't a black and white photo...haha.
How fun that Slate matches so well!
You'd think I'd embrace gray hair and not
color it.  Uh......no. haha.


Thursday, May 18, 2017

Black Jelly Beans


I finished off my Easter stash of jelly beans while working
in my studio this afternoon.  Black licorice isn't really my 
favorite so the last few ended up being that flavor.
I always think of my late father-in-law when I see them...they
were his favorite. :)  Anyway, I ate five black jelly beans
and later scared myself when I looked in the mirror.
hahahaha......my teeth looked like Halloween instead of Easter!

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Hairy Feet


This is why you shouldn't give haircuts
in your socks.

hahahaha


Saturday, May 6, 2017

The Chicken Waterer


I bid on this chicken waterer last week at an auction.
I see them every once in a while and think they are
not only interesting but easy to repurpose in a decorative
way.  Well, I have a collection of glass eggs, so that
seemed like the perfect combination.  
I think the chickens would approve! 

This city girl has learned a lot about country life by
working at and attending auctions.  My first learning
came from a friend talking about 'nesting boxes' and
I thought she was talking about what I had at home...
pretty floral hat boxes that are graduated in size and
can nest inside each other!  Well, no, she meant the
little cubicles in the hen house where chickens actually
have nests and lay their eggs!

The second one was about the white eggs in the photo.
I was working an auction and spied these beautiful 
white glass eggs among the auction items.
I'd never seen any before...obviously old, hand-blown
and so pretty!  I had to have them!
I was amazed when it came time to bid on them that
nobody else wanted them!  The old farmers didn't seem
impressed at all and I got them for the opening bid of
$2.50.  Turns out that they aren't really decorative at all,
but are standard useful farm equipment!  They are egg
decoys, slipped into each hen's nest as the real eggs
are gathered.  They fool the hen into thinking her eggs
are still there and she won't be upset that someone
took away her eggs.  She will sit on the decoys and even
lay more eggs.  Who knew?  

And the third thing was the chicken waterer.
Funny how all of these things have to do with chickens!
The jar is filled with water, the galvanized tray screwed on 
and when you turn it upside down, the trough fills with 
water and the chickens can gather around and drink.  
I've seen several over the years but liked this one because 
it was small and the glass had that pretty embossed detail.

Isn't that fun?
Cluck cluck!





Wednesday, May 3, 2017

On Folding Socks


The guys have always taken everything off wrong side out.
Everything.  That means every shirt, sock, pair of shorts,
pants and underwear goes into the laundry wrong side out.
So folding laundry for me has always had a little extra
step in there to put everything right again.  Now I don't do
this for The Mister and I didn't do it for Taylor.  They are
capable of doing that for themselves! But the guys 
just don't notice.  I mean, seriously.  I have to make sure
they don't put their clothes on backwards much less
wrong side out!  Underwear has been known to be on
backwards and inside out.  I mean really....wouldn't a guy
notice that right off?  Seems like it would a little...uncomfortable!

But back to folding laundry.  It's a little tedious to turn each
sock right side out before folding a pair together!  So today
when by some sort of miracle the last two socks in a
pile of a couple dozen were already right side out, 
I did a double-take!  What?
I think I heard the Hallelujah Chorus!

Ah, yes....it really is the little things that make me happy.