Showing posts with label Freightliner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freightliner. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

'88 Freightliner built by Redneck Science, to plow through whatever gets in the way with a 6000 pound anvil nose (Hmmmm, that has a lot of potential for a new CONVOY movie! "We crashed the gate, doing 98, I says let them truckers roll!") Thank you Mike!


Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four 
Like a rocket sled on rails 
We tore up all of our swindle sheets 
And left 'em settin' on the scales 
By the time we hit that Chi-Town 
Them bears was a gettin' smart 
They'd brought up some reinforcements 
From the Illinois National Guard 
There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps 
And rigs of every size 
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears 
And choppers filled the skies 
Well, we shot the line 
We went for broke 
With a thousand screamin' trucks 
And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus 
In a Chartreuse microbus


Skip the first 41 minutes of nonsense. And increase your video playing speed, the slo mo bullshit in damn annoying