Showing posts with label introduction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label introduction. Show all posts

Friday, 29 March 2013

An introduction to the Reject Ian.

Now Ian is our resident tantrum expert, famous for a few words and prophecies and recently not liking any period before 1800!

More shenanigans because of the megalomaniac Phil

I introduce Ian..........


What his wife thinks he does.........

Asked his his better half for some idea but couldn't actually quote her or keep listening to the torrent of abusive language.....


What he likes us to think he does at work........

He thinks he's a flaming lift engineer.......


What he really does at work........

I believe that's him on the right..........he once pooped in his helmet in the back of a van on the motorway but the doors swung open and he caused quite a panic to other people on the motorway.


A day in Ian's life.........

IBS, the gift that keeps on giving!


How he sees himself....

Do not get him started on Napoleonic warfare or French elan........


How we usually see him........

This is quite similar to how he looks and walks, those years of American Football were hard on him....

if he was in the movie Kelly's Heroes, he'd be.........

General Colt but worse......... 



Ray is doing another Reject Smiffy!