Showing posts with label Britney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 June 2020

Getting Down With Ye Whippersnappers


Ye Olde Medieval Rave

According to The Guardian, a new phenomenon is sweeping the interwebs, thanks to some very cool kids - "Bardcore"!

This witty epithet was applied to the trend, after one clever bastard out there decided to take a "melody by a popular Beat combo, M'Lud" a dance choon and see how it would sound on Medieval instruments. I didn't even know the original of this, but the result is rather impressive:


One proper musician even used real instruments rather than a synthesiser on his reinterpretation of (another song I'd never heard before) a heavy metal hit:


Stepping into more familiar territory, however, I was rather taken by this one...


Verily, a merrie gaudeamus!

So, who's going to be the first to whop their lute out and have a go..?

Wednesday, 7 March 2018

Work


A middle manager who says ‘interweb’ instead of ‘internet’ is a joy to work with, it has been confirmed.

Colleagues of team leader Richard Jones have expressed their delight that he persists in using the term, as well as ‘amazeballs’ and ‘jus sayin’.

Employee Sasha Thomas said: “Richard is such a brilliant guy – his language choices demonstrate that all day, every day.

“He says ‘nom’ every lunchtime while he’s eating his pasta salad and then tells us about something ‘amazeballs’ he found on the ‘interweb’. He’s awesome.”


Other staff members have highlighted Jones’s inspiring commitment to linguistic playfulness during challenging moments.

Office manager Tina Graham said: “He was giving a speech about making several people redundant last week and managed to slip in an ‘obvs’ and a ‘jus sayin’.

“That’s commitment. What a cool dude.”

Indeed.

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Jukebox Jive



Despite the blustery wind today - empty pots a-flying, rickety fence bending, a decapitated hyacinth and all - I've been keeping myself busy again in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers, potting on seedlings and digging out troughs full of old soil, ready to fill with some of the host of fuchsias we collected last year.

It's time to relax with some "proper Sunday music", methinks. What better than another session by the magnificent artistes of Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox?




They are utterly fab-u-lous!

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?



Time appears to be going backwards today...


You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati? You better work bitch
You want a Lamborghini? Sip Martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better work bitch, you better work bitch
You better work bitch, you better work bitch
Now get to work bitch!
Now get to work bitch!


I just want to go to the pub.

Sunday, 26 April 2015

The synth God



Giorgio Moroder, the single greatest influence on what we know as "electronic dance music" - which these days even has its own acronym "EDM" in the "hip'n'happening" media - celebrates his 75th birthday today.

We can recognise the man's seminal style-setting (much-copied) sound in his breakthrough hit From Here to Eternity, which entered the UK charts thirty-eight years ago in September 1977:




When he launched Miss Donna Summer onto an unsuspecting world, he possibly didn't realise that he had almost single-handedly enshrined "Disco" as an electronic, rather than orchestral/percussive, genre:


Of course, the lovely Legs & Co make it all seem so retro...



Signor Moroder didn't stop there, of course. His music "gave birth" to the preponderance of synth-pop in the 80s, in no small part influenced by his collaboration with the fantabulosa Sparks:




Few people make the connection these days, I reckon - but he was the producer who made Blondie's Call Me so utterly brilliant:


He continued to be a presence throughout the decade (collaborating with David Bowie on Cat People, Phil Oakey of Human League on Electric Dreams, Harold Faltermeyer and Berlin on Take My Breath Away, and with the lovely Limahl on The Neverending Story), but until his recent work with dance weirdos Daft Punk, his star had faded somewhat.



And so it came as a bit of a surprise to everyone when he resurfaced just last year, and began teasing us with details of his soon-to-be-released collaboration album Deja Vu. I am still raving about Right Here, Right Now, the choon he released with Princess Kylie (as featured on my last "musical round-up" blog). The album also features (among others) tracks with Kelis, Sia and Charli XCX - and this...

It's a rather good cover of Suzanne Vega's Tom's Diner... starring none other than Britney Spears!


Happy birthday, Giovanni Giorgio Moroder (born 26th April 1940)

Sunday, 25 May 2014

That is just so typically me





On this, the 75th birthday for the very lovely Serena (Sir Ian) McKellen, I thought I'd feature a little-known recording of his tribute to wayward popstrel Britney Spears:

[Needless to say, this is not actually Serena - it is the work of a genius Aussie comedian called Alex Gabbott...]

Many happy returns to to the gayest of our Knights of the Realm!

Sir Ian Murray McKellen, CH, CBE (born 25th May 1939)

Thursday, 16 May 2013

It's Scott Walker, bitch!



Ever wanted to hear what Scott Walker - that enigmatic doyenne of moody torch songs and avant-garde chanson, beloved of Marc Almond, the late Billy Mackenzie (Associates) and Neil Hannon (The Divine Comedy) among others - would sound like if he decided to do a cover of Will.i.am and Britney's godawful Scream and Shout?

Now you can! - courtesy of comedian Adam Buxton:


Excellent!

[2019 UPDATE: The original has gone from the interwebs, so this is the "Squeegee remix".]

Saturday, 16 April 2011

Musique...



The other week, I did the boys (fnaar fnaar). Today it seems it is (mainly) the turn of girrrlz to provide some of the music that caught my ear lately...

Another French DJ, another fab collaboration! Spanish Cheryl Cole-wannabee Soraya provides the vocals for Antoine Clamaran again on this rather smutty little number:


The mistress of all she surveys, the fantabulosa Miss Sophie Ellis-Bextor returns with another song that is being hyped as this year's "summer anthem":


Oh, and Shitney's back too...


From the faintly ridiculous to the sublime - Miss Alice Gold:


Another Gallic DJ David Guetta's fave singer Miss Wynter Gordon talks dirty...


And finally (not a girl singing, but the DJ is apparently a lady by the name of Mia Moretti...) I couldn't resist posting this fabulous little number by some band calling themselves Autobahn Voyage...

(You Say) Tomato from Autobahn Voyage on Myspace.

Sunday, 26 December 2010

I've been to a marvellous party



We had a house full here at Dolores Delargo Towers for the annual "Bah Humbug" (aka Xmas) party. Food was Breton-style, with a buffet AND the most enormous "Kig ha farz" (Brittany's equivalent of the traditional French "pot au feu"), courtesy of housemate Lionel. Crates of booze were stored in the garden (colder than the fridge at the mo), and we made an admirable attempt to demolish the stocks while enjoying my selection of our weird and wonderful music.

And so, dear reader, I felt the need to share just a little soupçon with you...








We had a fabulous time, as ever - next up is the New Year's Eve bash!

Sunday, 6 January 2008

Oops! I did it again...



I suppose no-one in the world was really surprised when the perenially psycho Britney Spears finally snapped yesterday and had to be taken from her home strapped down to a stretcher, after allegedly trying to barricade herself in the bathroom to prevent her kids being taken off her. Like that's going to impress the courts...

And the news from LA-LA Land today is that the magistrate has awarded ex-hubby Kevin Federline custody after all - surprise, surprise.

This woman seriously needs help! (And we thought Amy Winehouse was bad...)

Read the sordid story on Perez Hilton

Not so much Toxic, as tragic.