Showing posts with label Pan's People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pan's People. Show all posts

Monday, 6 June 2022

Jerking furiously

AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!

After a totally relaxing, hedonistic, suntanned, lazy and thoroughly enjoyable two-week break - it's time to get up and be back in the "real world" of work again...

It's just as well that on this Tacky Music Monday, I have Pan's People (and a couple of random safety gays) lined up to keep me sane!

The Capitals - Cool Jerk

Well, almost.

Have a good week, dear reader.

I won't!!

Saturday, 30 May 2020

So don't be persistent; please keep your distance



It has been a scorcher today in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers. As the BBC confirms, we couldn't have asked for better weather to be in lockdown:
The UK has experienced its sunniest spring since records began in 1929, the Met Office has said.

It is also set to be the driest May on record for some parts of UK, including the driest in England for 124 years.
Of course, this gives me the perfect excuse [as I do every time we have anything resembling hot weather here in the UK] to hark back forty-four years ago to that idyllic long, hot summer of '76...

The heatwave hadn't even started yet in May 1976 - we had another month to go before the UK began to bake. The fashions veered towards gypsy skirts and maxi-dresses for women, corduroys and high-buttoned flared denims for men (before all that was cast off for the rest of the summer in favour of swimming costumes, of course). In the headlines were "Gentleman" Jim Callaghan, our new Prime Minister, already facing falling Labour Party ratings; his predecessor Harold Wilson's controversial Resignation Honours list ("the Lavender List") was published, with a number of dodgy businessmen given peerages; we were celebrating the inaugural flight of Concorde to New York; former "millionaire's playground" the Lebanon was in flames in a bloody civil war; all eyes were on British tennis champion Sue Barker; and "Elsie Tanner" (Pat Phoenix) returned to Coronation Street after three years.

And in our charts this week? Abba's Fernando was at #1, and JJ Barrie, The Wurzels, Andrea True Connection, Sutherland Brothers & Quiver, Wings, Rolling Stones, Bellamy Brothers and Miss Ross were all present and correct...

...as was this little oddity:


Can you imagine anyone having a hit with a song written by Hoagy Carmichael today?

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

Your quarantine theme song



A bizarre "meme-y" thing has apparently taken off out there in the interwebs, and as it's quite fun, I thought I'd share. Just enter your twelfth birthday into the Official Charts Company archive, and what ever is Number 1 in the charts on that date is allegedly your "quarantine theme song"! [The Yanks presumably should use the Billboard Chart search engine?]

Being greedy, I thought - why stop at one song when you could have two, and both in the company of the lovely and talented Pan's People?

At #2, last week's #1, an enduring novelty song classic:


...and the chart-topper:


August 1975 was indeed another world.

So, dear reader - WHAT'S YOURS?

Monday, 14 January 2019

Fighting vainly the old ennui



According to a new report, older people are the fastest-growing group of cannabis users (in the USA, at least). I might need to start...

Making a spurious connection (as is my wont) this Tacky Music Monday, here's not one, but two glorious versions of a most appropriate song:



My story is much to sad to be told
But practically everything leaves me totally cold
The only exception I know is the case
When I'm out on a quiet spree, fighting vainly the old ennui
And I suddenly turn and see
Your fabulous face

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you

Some get a kick from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically too
But I get a kick out of you
I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me
I get a kick though it's clear to me, you obviously don't adore me
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some guy in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick out of you


That makes Monday feel so much better.

Monday, 12 November 2018

Bigger than life, I reckon



Monday again, dammit. The weather is all over the place (one minute sunny, the next it's apocalyptic rain), and the very last place I want to be is in the office.

Hey ho.

There's an old saying: "All good things must come to an end." Equally, some truly cheesy things also grind to a close eventually.

To prove that point, and to cheer us all up on this Tacky Music Monday - here is the very last television appearance of the eternally tacky Pan's People on Top of the Pops. Watch with amazement as the girls manage to keep that vacant gaze going one last time, as they flap about a bit to The Four Seasons...


In my dream I'm a western hero
Riding my Palomino
Silver Star, there you are, Silver Star

Got my gun and my white ten gallon
Bigger than life , I reckon
Silver Star, there you are, Silver Star

Silver Star, Silver Star
In my dream I make much dinero
Chasin' the Bandelleros
Silver Star, there you are, Silver Star

But he, he gave me a nine to five, honey
Ain't livin' but I'm alive
Sure cut me down to size
He gave me the second prize

I'm layin' it on the line, honey
I'll let it go by this time
Next time around, I'll swear
Gonna get me somewhere, somewhere

In my dream I'm a desert hero
Bigger than Valentino
Silver Star, there you are, Silver Star

Leading ladies in warm embraces
Ecstasy on their faces
Silver Star, there you are, Silver Star


It is amazing what you can do with some net, tinfoil and some pipe cleaners...

Have a good week, dear reader.

Monday, 11 September 2017

Speaking of "bad dogs"...



I may be off another day (a bit of a catch-up after Saturday's Proms in the Park festivities), but I couldn't let a Tacky Music Monday go by without revisiting this one!

We saw Gilbert doing this song in the flesh in Hyde Park. He never mentioned the most famous of all "interpretations" of his biggest hit - can't imagine why not...

It's Pan's People and their canine friends, of course!


Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more
Get down, get down, get down
You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around

You give me the creeps
When you jump on your feet
So get down, get down, get down
Keep your hands to yourself
I'm strictly out of bounds

Once upon a time, I drank a little wine
Was as happy as could be, happy as could be
Now I'm just like a cat on a hot tin roof
Baby, what do you think you're doing to me

Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more
So get down, get down, get down
You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around, around
I still want you around
Hey hey hey

I don't give a damn
And I'd like you, if you can
To get down, get down, get down
You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around

Once upon a time, I drank a little wine
Was as happy as could be, happy as could be
Now I'm just like a cat on a hot tin roof
Baby, what do you think you're doing to me

Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more
So get down, get down, get down
You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around, around
I still want you around, mmm


The perfect combination to start a gloomy autumnal week, methinks - have a good one, dear reader...

Friday, 12 June 2015

Electric!



Even the weatherman on Radio 4 just said it - "typical British summer; two fine days and a thunderstorm". Just in time for the weekend, that is the prediction for today. Obviously...

Never mind, it is the weekend, hail and thunder or not - and we simply must start the celebration in a suitably upbeat manner. Let's ease our passage towards 5 o'clock this evening in the company of the marvellous Archie Bell and the Drells!

With a peculiar video featuring the ethereal vision of Pan's People dancing in the sky, here's Soul City Walk:


[2019 UPDATE: the original's gone from the interwebs, so this is actually Ruud's Extended Remix of the song, with clips of said "peculiar video"]

Thank Disco It's Friday!

Have a good one, whatever the weather.

Friday, 8 August 2014

Dress you like a queen



With my birthday weekend looming - around twenty people will be descending on Regent's Park for my and my sister's annual celebratory picnic tomorrow (fingers crossed for the weather!) - we need something particularly sparkly to get the party started.

What better than the fabulously kitsch Pan's People, and yet another of their "literal interpretive dance routines" of a disco classic?

On this, the 65th birthday of one of the group's founding members Airrion Love, it's the Stylistics as you (and probably they) never imagined - Thank Disco It's Friday!

[Forgive the Xmas theme...]

If I had money I'd go wild
Buy you furs
Dress you like a queen
And in a chauffeured limousine
We'd look so fine.


I certainly hope so!

Stylistics official website

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Wiggle no more


Louise, Babs, Dee Dee, Cherry and Ruth

Sad news today of the death of Louise Clarke, one of the founder members of the eternally kitsch Pan's People, stalwarts of the nation's most-missed TV show Top of the Pops (and guilty pleasure of the dads of the 70s). She was only 63.

Here's a typically glittering example of the talents of the troupe (properly dressed for once), as they have a bit of a wiggle back in 1974 to Barry White's You're The First, The Last, My Everything:


Another bit of my childhood gone. RIP.

Pan's People website

Monday, 11 June 2012

By the sunny Caribbean Sea



When will this bloody rain ever stop? I look out the window this morning on a scene of devastation, as our precious Delphiniums and tall Campanula lie broken under the weight of water, and I could scream. It's Mid Summer's Day a week on Sunday, for gawd's sake!

As we look forward to the prospect of struggling through the monsoon at the start of another week of joy at work, on this Tacky Music Monday I can at least rely upon the lovely Pan's People (dancing to Barbados by Typically Tropical) to provide an appropriate level of cheer...


Keep warm - and have a good week!

Friday, 28 October 2011

And if you feel like clicking your heels...



It's the weekend, it's John-John's birthday party tomorrow, and in preparation it is time to learn some more "funky" dance moves..! We are well overdue a dose of Pan's People here at Dolores Delargo Towers, so who better to teach us some?

Here are Babs, Dee Dee, Ruth, Andi and Louise "dancing" (well, wiggling and flapping their arms about in hot-pants, really - but it is 1976!) to Mr Isaac Hayes and his Disco Connection. Watch closely, and start rehearsing now...


And if that weren't enough, and just in case you fancied varying your repertoire - you could shred your skirt, wear some really horrid satin top, and wiggle and flap your arms about again, this time to Hamilton Bohannon Foot Stompin' Music. They've even got props this time...

Thank Disco It's Friday!


Enjoy your weekend!

Sunday, 6 January 2008

Monstrous

Notable for their abysmal out-of-step "dancing" and dreadful cheesy costumes and routines, Pan's People were amazingly popular amongst pubescent boys and Dads every Thursday on Top Of The Pops in the 1970s. This video captures just a little of their "talents"...

Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kicker Five - the Monster Mash!


Read their entry on the BFI