Showing posts with label Susan Hayward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Susan Hayward. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 October 2019

She had to shut her eyes to shame



Ten years? Can it be that long since we first stumbled across the genius that is Steve Hayes - Tired Old Queen at the Movies, and his quirkily camp movie reviews?

As we sing a rousing chorus of "Happy Birthday to You", let us settle down and wallow in his take on a true classic romantic melodrama...

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Sinning with Dickie



News that the utterly marvellous Richard E Grant is to present a new series about the Seven Deadly Sins (starting with "Wrath") has piqued my interest to such a degree, that I just had to dig out an appropriate song...

...from the late, dearly lamented Susan Hayward:


Richard E Grant’s Seven Deadly Sins begins on the Discovery Channel on Friday 13th March at 9pm.

Thursday, 30 June 2011

It's Gay Icons Day



No internet at Dolores Delargo Towers again - and we are preparing to do battle with Virgin Media once more... Meanwhile, as there are a few anniversaries to mark today, let's have a little compilation of those femmes fatales beloved of we gentlemen who have "a touch of lavender" - all part of this week's countdown to Gay Pride on Saturday!

Opening this selection is Miss Lena Horne, whose 94th birthday it would have been today, with a little twist on a classic - it's the Boy from Ipanema (for a change):


68 years ago, the late Miss Florence Ballard was born. I am not sure, but I don't think she is actually singing about popcorn on this early Supremes number... Naughty naughty!


How about a little sin? Yes please! And who better to give it to us but the lovely Susan Hayward, who was born on this day 93 years ago?


But of course all these ladies are merely an entrée to the real commemoration today. For 42 years ago, that doyenne of gay adoration Miss Judy Garland's star finally fizzled out. The link between this sad event and the subsequent Stonewall Riots is tenuous, to say the least, but suffice to say she remains adored here at Dolores Delargo Towers and still sits at the top of that mystical pantheon of gay icons.

Here is the great lady singing her rarely heard version of a very apt anthem for this weekend's (anticipated) million-strong Pride Parade...


As the countdown clock ticks on, the campness level cranks ever upwards - enjoy!

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Self-destructiveness, bitch-slapping, hints of lesbianism



"Gay people have to stay in touch with their roots. And those roots are old Hollywood movies and books like 'Valley of the Dolls' - whether they realise it or not."
- Glenn Belverio (Glennda Orgasm)

"Valley of the Dolls may seem extreme and extravagant, but it's actually a window into the modern Western soul."
- Camille Paglia

Ninety years ago today, that glorious pioneer of an entire genre of kitschy campy glossy novels Jacqueline Susann was born.

Her part in paving the way for the success of authors such as Jackie Collins and Danielle Steele may be sadly under-recognised, but Jacqueline found fame and fortune with her ground-breaking and shocking (at the time) saga of the decline and fall of a group of very bitchy society women, Valley of the Dolls.

Many critics, notably Gore Vidal, dismissed Jacqueline's style of writing - the ever-catty Vidal said "she doesn't write, she types" - and in a famous spat with Truman Capote he described her as "a truck driver in drag".

Yet Valley of the Dolls ("dolls" refers to the drugs that contribute so much to the characters' downfall) is officially one of the best-selling novels by a female author of all time, selling more than 30 million copies worldwide. It was made into a hugely successful film in 1967, starring Barbara Parkins, Sharon Tate, Patty Duke and Susan Hayward.

The character of Neely O'Hara (Patty Duke) is said to be based upon Judy Garland. Judy herself was originally cast as the character Helen Lawson, but she was replaced by Susan Hayward. She even recorded one song, I'll Plant My Own Tree but it was Margaret Whiting's rendition (dubbing for Ms Hayward) not Judy's that was eventually used in the film.

Self-destructiveness, bitch-slapping, hints of lesbianism, deaths, cancer, addiction and abusive relationships are what make this book and film so fabulously camp, and an obvious precursor of the type of OTT soaps of which we are so fond today.



Yet many of the plotlines are assumed to be autobiographical. Jacqueline Susann was herself a failing Broadway actress when she was diagnosed with breast cancer, and famously made a deal with God to give her ten more years to live and make a success of her career. (This scene is one of the most memorable in the 2000 film version of the life of Jacqueline Susann, Isn't She Great?, starring Bette Midler.) It is also hinted that Susann had many lesbian affairs, and her rocky love-life was filled with infidelities.

Jacqueline's other less famous novels include Dolores - the story of Dolores Cortez Ryan, the fashion-plate widow of an assassinated President of the United States (obviously inspired by Jackie Onassis), and other salacious novels such as The Love Machine and Every Night Josephine!. She died in 1973, more than a decade after her "deal with God".

"The Sixties will go down in history for three things - Andy Warhol, the Beatles, and Jacqueline Susann."
- Jacqueline Susann (20th August 1918 – 21st September 1974)


Valley of the Dolls on Amazon

Isn't She Great? on Amazon