Hey, all! Jill the evil bitch is back! Not that she was ever really gone in the first place. She just tried to wreak havoc behind the scenes, failed, and is now regurgitating blogger lines, Tammy Sue style. Remember last year when I said, in reference to Jill, that saying something doesn't make it so? Well, I should be so proud and flattered because she used that line against Ramona. Stop stealing my material, Jill! I work hard on this shit!
Vacation has put me a bit behind on things, so let's get right to it this week. Everyone is doing the same old-same old so that shouldn't be too hard. We have more back stabbing stupidity on the part of LuLu and more lying on the part of Sid. Does that hideous chick have any redeeming qualities? Oh, right. She's handy with a glue gun.
Okay, this photo is making the rounds this morning and I'll give credit where credit is due. I saw it on Naked Fan Mail first, but anyway, HOLY HELL. What did The Zarinmonster do to her face?The nostrils are smaller, she has beady rat eyes and trouble smiling properly. Girl got the works done, for what? Does she think she looks better like this? She doesn't even look like herself.
I really thought the New York gals were above this sort of thing. What was I thinking?
Update: Here's Leather lying for her only friend in the whole wide world. MORON
Here we go again! I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Much has changed except for the bile that rises in my throat whenever Jill shows up. I cannot stand that woman. I can honestly say that there isn't one person on any of these shows that pisses me off more, and why is she back anyway? It sure isn't to redeem herself because she's the same exact bitch as last year, perhaps even more unapologetic, if that's even possible!
This is a joke, right? The Zarinmonster wore this bustier on WWHL last night after tweeting a picture of herself in it and asking the fans if she should wear it. Wow, her fans must hate her, if she was even listening to them. As usual, it was all about the sale, as it's from her line of Spanx rip-offs. I bet Bethenny could rock the shit out of it. Jill, not so much. She looks like she's about to star in bad middle aged Medieval Porn.
Look who is going to appear on Skating With The Dying Embers of Fame, it's Lady B! She has some real guts to compete in a sport that is clearly dominated by The Zarin. How on earth is she going to top Jill's face plant of perfection? How dare she even try!
Seriously, you just know that Jill is going to be on her knees to whatever devil she made the deal with to make Bethenny fall/fail. And since none of you asked for it, here's a reminder of the hated one's Ice Castle moment from last year's Fantasy Holiday Party of Pfffffttt.
Oh, and for those of you that don't mind sleeping on bedding that has the same color scheme as Jill's stroke inducing living room, you're in luck. Her BB&B collection is out, and it's priced to not-sell at just under $200!
Who designed that pattern, Ginger?
I think Jill just traced her tinkle and sent it in. I've seen better stuff in the Delia's catalog and you don't need to be a Diamond Saks card carrier to afford it.