Homeless James Bond

Years ago, I watched a move with some friends where a bunch of intrigue surrounded a junkyard and the filthy people that lived there. It was called Street Trash and it was absurdly hilarious and rotten to the core. I must find it again! And here's the trailer. It's like a homeless Citizen Kane!

A Lovely Spot For A Stroll

Shouldn't it be 'Le?'


Taken in Pittsburgh on Sunday.

Two Gay Shit People Say

Now let this be the end of it!

Madonna's Hungarian Interview Retranslated

By French & Saunders! It's a good laugh on a gloomy day.

Found at Wow Report. They always unearth the best stuff.

Shit Girls Say, Episode II

Speaking of poor dogs, I had apocolyptic dog sitting dreams last night including watching a little teacup rat belonging to Courtney Love. She also made me do her dishes which were these hideous designer bowls with the same flower design on them as her tattoos. She made sure to let me know that if I broke any of them it would cost me a thousand bucks, then she blew smoke in my face and taunted me over quitting. When I asked for $40 bucks a day, she said she'd give me four since her dog was about a tenth of the size of an ordinary dog. Dream logic, I guess. It is what it is, but I could totally see her saying that.

Jesus Heals The Gay Right On Out Of You!

I didn't know he could do that!

What It's Like To Be The Puck

Just don't get too drunk first!

The Real Housewives of South Boston

Since Bravo has jumped the shark with every single branch if the franchise, we might as well get some laughs out of the parodies. Here's the Southie version-

What If You Were Famous?

Sometimes (okay, MOST of the time) I look at these tabloid covers and I wonder how much is bullshit and how much is based on factual information. I'm going to guess that their stories are 15% factual, even when the crap comes straight from the publicist's mouth.

Anyway, it's been slow around here, I'm about to turn another year older this weekend and I thought we'd have some fun, get the blog back up and running, by asking you what YOUR tabloid headline would be. What perfectly innocent thing goes on in your life that people would point fingers at and discuss in hushed voices when you're around? 

I'll start. I am very good friends with my husband's ex-wife. Some people think this is odd and even have the balls to tell me so, including my own mother. If I were famous, the headline would probably be, Keeping Her Friends Close and Her Enemies Closer, or since this friend is also remarried, Lesbian Love Affair? Who Will Tell Mr. McSlore He Is A Beard? 

We're going for a walk today, so if that Sandra/Ryan headline is any indication, Secret Lesbian Tryst In The Mists Of Euclid Creek, FINALLY EXPOSED, as we innocently hug and say goodbye. 

See how fucked up this is? Your turn.

Ricki Gervais Has A New Show

I love little people too, and I would love to dress them up in little costumes! No takers yet. They all run screaming when they see the Milania costume. Bummer.

Time For A Bar-Buh-Qwa

Chloe's back slurping on some Cher-behrt, and I'm off to Chicago for Lollapalooza. No worries this time. I have accommodations with four walls and air conditioning and everything!

I Don't Give A Fuck Video

Jon Lajoie is back, he of the Regular Everyday Normal Guy fame. Here he takes silliness to extremes in his new video, and you have to watch the whole thing. YOU HAVE TO, I say! I hear he smokes quite a bit of pot. NO WAY, you say.

Man Without A Facebook

Weird Al's New Video

Sometimes CGI is a little too creepy, no?

Happy Father's Day

To all those Dads out there, even if you only have dogs or cats or houseplants. That leaves out all of you in prison, and if you are, you aren't on my blog for Father's Day wishes. You are here for this

TGIF With The Most Condescending Asshole Knock-Knock Joke Ever

Knock, knock.


Who's there?


To. 


*sigh*


To who?


To WHOM


You have my permission to smack me.

Reddit Cartoon

Story of my life. And don't give me any grief. Just wait til you see the ring it got me!

Want Some Art? I Got Some Art Right Here

I cleaned every damn photo out of my phone today. I'm trying to get organized during my down time this Summer so I am sharing some mad beauty and wicked AHT with you all. This group is all trippy and shit because I just so happened to discover my psychedelic camera settings while we were walking around and looking at Hindu statues. 

I like these Hindu Gods. They have lots of arms, beatific smiles, and Lord knows they love their joorey, just like I do. So, that pretty much exhausted my fascination with solarizing and sepia toning things. Hey! You know who should have done that? Weiner! He should have solarized his penis before he sent it, or photographed it in negative. The hackers might have thought it was something artsy and boring, and I wouldn't have to listen to people talk about how a guy should resign over dick pictures. 

More art/pop culture comparisons after the jump.

The Golden Rule

GaGa ruins it, but still funny.

What A Smart Young Lady!

NOW Blogger decides to work! Oh well.

Stolen from Bunny's blog.