Witness Protection

Shaquille O'Neal had his press conference today and he talked about joining the Cavs. What will his nick-name be? Witness protection or Terminal Tower, the name of one of the tallest buildings here in Cleveland?

He also pretended not to know who GM/former Cavalier Danny Ferry was, until he googled the two of them and came up with this gem:

Here's hoping he produces for the team and doesn't end up fucking Danny Ferry's decision to bring him aboard up the ass.