Sometimes More Is Too Much

On our way home from La Dolce Vita in Little Italy (their Fettucini Fellini is to die for), I made Mr. McSlore stop the car so I could get a picture of this enormous tree in front of one of the mansions here in Cleveland Heights. It's kind of a mess, right? It completely dwarfs the house. It's so showy that you can see it from around the corner. I could see it from Murray Hill, practically. 


Note also that they decided that renting a cherry picker was okay for one damn tree but put absolutely nothing on the house itself. There is no balance. It's like the only thing they care about is having the biggest damn tree around. It's like the Anna Nicole of trees, sloppy and hard to miss.

Kitty Porn

Maru wants you. He wants to sink his paws into your rug and violate your box. 


What? He does! I saw him jumping out of one from UPS just last week.

As If You Needed Any More Proof

...that Ohio is NUTS, I mean bananas.

http://www.cleveland.com/strongsville/index.ssf/2011/07/banana_at_large_after_fight_wi.html

Who has a banana as a mascot? This has to be a prank.

Genius Or Retarded- You Tell Me

The only reason I can think of, to use a phone like that, would be extreme paranoia over the possibility of cancer/radiation/tumors/NewtGingrichreadingyourthoughts.

Caption The Beauty Queen: Mah Ni-Ni Is Mah Crack Edition

I can't help it. I love this child.

Sometimes High Powered Cameras Are A Bad Thing

A chick (?!?) at Bonnaroo. Feel free to caption her since the Housewife hags are not inspiring me these days.

Now. Can you handle the super close-up?

Ah, yes. You know you're jealous. I knew who Anonymous was before you all did!

Weird Al's 'Perform This Way'

Here's the song that Lady Gaga wouldn't approve until the entire internet got into an uproar over it. Can't wait for the real video. I hope he nails her preposterous posturing and pop rip-offs.

Caption The Housewife, Early Elsa Edition

Wow, she was pretty once! 

I think some asshole injected silicone directly into her face, causing it to sag and harden. She's lucky she's alive, if that's the case. If not, she has to be a burn victim. Has anyone even addressed this issue?

Caption The Housewife, Nightmare before Christmas Edition

Wow. When I saw this, I just had to post it. It seems more like something Tamra would do back in her trailer park days, or Kim Z after her breakfast Magnum of Chardonnay.

Maaaaarrpee! Eye'm Frrreezingeendeestown!

I could get in so much trouble drinking with this woman. I'd need a translator, though.

This Is Where I Live, Folks

Strangely beautiful.

Cigar Guy Is Everyone. Cigar Guy Is YOU

Maybe you heard that Tiger hit a shot at this weekend's Ryder Cup that hit a photographer for The Daily Fail. The guy got the perfect shot of the golf ball coming right at his face. Heroic, I tell you, and not the first time Tiger has unexpectedly launched balls at anyone.

I know. Don't beat me.

Anyhoo, look at the goof with the cigar. As you can guess, someone got a hold of photoshop and the results are a Reddit sensation.

Sadly, cigar dude couldn't save Tiger and the U.S. lost to Europe by one stinking point. Cheaters.

And yes, everyone and their whore of a mother has posted this, along with their own version of the ball joke. If anyone asks, I thought of mine first.

Boobie Tomato

That is all.

The Strange Things That People Do

I give you Stonehenge- Tremont style.

And if you are ever in the neighborhood, get yourself some Lily chocolates and a blood orange Mimosa to go with them. Well worth the trip.

Trash Humpers

That is the title of a new strange film by Harmony Korine. I'm guessing that the premise is a comment on American culture and it's love of the lowest common denominator. It looks weird and non-sensical in that art house way that is so popular with film students. The film is so all over the place that it makes Pink Flamingos look like it was written and performed by The Actor's Studio. John Waters will probably give it five stars.

Speaking of Strange Animal Behaviour..

Does the Orca want to play with Sparky or does he want a puppy brunch?

I See The Resemblance..

But I think that you're giving them too much credit.

Freestyle Play by Play Arrest

Dude sounds like he has Tourrettes or something or his mouth is cursed like the ballet slippers in The Red Shoes and he has to rap until he dies. Or it's the PCP.

This Craig Guy Sure Is Curious

And when I Googled "Craig" this is the first image to come up so it stays. One more thing, what is a Banana Big M?


http://users.tpg.com.au/morepats/Craig/

Scientology Explained

A simple slideshow explains what loonies like Tom Cruise and Kirstie Allie believe, but is it really any worse than anything else? They all get to enjoy tax free status, unlike you and me. I need to create one of these religion thingymajiggies, stat.

http://historyofscientology.ytmnd.com/