Another Preview Of Bravo's Wild Kingdom

And freaking learn to close you param brackets in html, Bravo! I have to fix that shit every time and my time is valuable. Unlike Greggy, I actually DO dole out regular blow jobs, sheesh!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Preview

They remain as classy as ever. The new girls look as bad as Teresa, total bitches with shitty style. Label Whores that think they're Faaaah-byuh-lusssss! 
I think this May I might actually puke on my TV. No lie.

Caption The Housewife, Awkward Pose Edition

Here's Stretch randomly posing in front of stores. Damn, those are some long arms! She could knuckle drag with Jersey's finest!

Okay, it's really the grand opening of some salon called Longtime Liner Conture. Yes, they spelled contour wrong IN THEIR NAME. Don't you just love the dumbing down of the English language?

Caption The Housewife

Halloween edition!