Boobies!!

Scarlett Johansson is 24 today. Boobies, boobies, booies. I bet Ryan Reynolds plays with them all day long.

Hell. I would.

Happy Birthday Ru!

And a lady doesn't kiss and tell on another lady's age.

Who am I kidding, she's 48.

Prince Charles is 60 Today

See that look on his face? That is the grimace of a man who knows that he'll never be king unless he commits matricide.

He made some beautiful boys though, didn't he. Mmmmmm, princes. They're the only reason I'm posting old man Chuck's birthday. Otherwise it would have been Maclean Stevenson.

Gerald Butler is 39 Today

Which means he's too old for me. A girl's gotta have standards.

I lie, he's hot. You're welcome.

Happy Birthday Kathy Griffin

You're not his type, Kathy.

Happy Birthday Adam Ant

A happy 54th going out to the guy who invented Revolutionary soldier/Native American/Cowboy drag. Did I leave anything out?