Another Cute One From Volkswagon

Another Super Bowl is on it's way, and since I don't have a horse in this race I'll be watching it for the commercials. Volkswagon had my favorite last year with the little Darth Vader guy that kept trying to use the force to do things like move his cereal bowl, and now this year we have dogs. Too cute! And don't forget the Puppy Bowl. 
Like you could.

Mature Martha

Here's a soap commercial with a 15 year old Martha Stewart playing house with a much older man. She looks older, so I'm not creeped out by it. Not as much as I would be if she looked 15. Still, it's just another example of the inappropriate circumstances the biz has no problems putting young girls in. It's been going on forever, not just since 1956.

From World of Wonder

Little Thor

Yeah, it's a rip-off of the Vader VW commercial, but it's still cute. The actual movie opens May 6th starring Chris Hemsworth and Anthony Hopkins as Odin. They're filming The Avengers here in Cleveland this Summer and I'm applying for some extra work. It's not so I can slink around the set getting pictures of RDJ or Jeremy Renner or anything. I need the money for our dog accessory start-up, I swear!

It's A Balzac!

I'll admit it, I've busted a few in my time.

When's It Going To End??

Finally, an ad campaign I can get behind.

The Inevitable Parody

The Best Super Bowl Commercial That Never Was

Baby Vader

We have a winner for cutest Super Bowl commercial, courtesy of VW.

Your Johnson

Vintage Ads put this one up and it's a classic.

Forget To Get That Fapper On Your List A Present?

They've got you covered.
And it comes in my favorite color, off-off-orange!

Where Do I Send My Application?

James Lipton's Beard

It gives surprisingly good advice.
This is a genius new ad campaign for LG where the Beard imparts wisdom on the recipient. Teens should take heed, as should Tiger and pretty much everybody else.

This Explains A Lot

The Snug- Wow Is Here!

A World Without Tiger

You've got to beleive that this isn't far from the truth.

Queer Abs for the Straight Flab

You know you want it. Don't delay, it's Abulous!

Money Shot Commercial

Did Bailey's hire a porno movie director to film this commercial? Or maybe I just have a dirty mind? I think that it's just good marketing. Alcohol + big lips + milky liquid = cum buy me.

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Who Doesn't Want a Wunder Boner?!

Another great gift idea! Order while supplies last

Creepy Local Cleveland Commercial

This guy's voice is the stuff of pedophile rape nightmares. I heard that he had cancer and that's why he sounds like a pervert but why not get someone else to talk for you? Why? Because everyone knows that weirdness gets a lot more attention than some run-of-the-mill generic blahness that we hear every day on the TV. He does have over 200,000 hits on YouTube, so maybe he's a marketing genius.

Great Balls of Com......fort