The Real Housewives of Disney

Starring Lindsay Loham!


Don't call it a comeback......no, seriously. DON'T. The rest of the show was unwatchable. Plus, The Zarinmonster was there. Nuff said.

Kartrashian SNL Skit

Please let this mark the end of their rein of terror on the E! network. Such losers! And I blame every single one of you that watch this trite glorification of superficial fame grabbing and phony familial homey-ness. 


Remember, this is a girl that is not only famous for getting peed on, but she stole six figures from Ray J's own Mother. And that voice! It is so bland, so devoid of anything remotely resembling character or personality that it makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears! Oh, and let's not forget that their so-called collections of perfumes, handbags and clothing are complete rip-offs of other designers. They all suck, and this is the first and last post I will ever do about these leeches on society, which I wouldn't have done in the first place if Kristen Wiig wasn't such a genius.

The Golden Rule

GaGa ruins it, but still funny.

Miley Cyrus's SNL Promo

If this clip is any indication, this may be the worst SNL yet.

Speaking of PeeWee..

Me In Four Years

Hell, it's me NOW!

The Best Sketch From SNL This Week

SNL Housewives Parody

Need I say more?



It starts out slow but picks up when Molly Shannon starts talking about her line of cocktails. @3 1/2 minute in.

Andy Samberg On Drugs

Did you know that there was actually cocaine in the first incarnation of Coca Cola? Can you even imagine? Kinda explains the industrial revolution along with the squalor, not to mention the insane blood letting in the wild west. Ha, who am I kidding? Coke wasn't as popular back then, was it?
I had to give up the Diet stuff. Aspertame is the devil. It is. Do your own research. Just buy the yuck tasting stevia stuff they sell at Whole Foods and poor some cherry juice in it. OR live with cancer-like symptoms, unpredictable periods and periodic mood swings, YAY!

Twilight Zone Sketch

Jude Law hosted this week before SNL takes a month long hiatus, only to return with Tina Fey on April 10th. Then we get Betty White's long awaited Mothers Day show. I'm never awake so I get all my clips off the internet. This one wasn't too bad until the ending, which was stupid. Jude has the 50s acting style down pat and I love the Belushi-esque monster.
Now fucking start writing like you give a crap, SNL writers. I'm sure that there are plenty of people out there that would love to take your place.


And if you throw in Kristin Wiig's goofy actress and a Russian ballet dancer, I can'y help myself. I will watch.

Was SNL Funny Last Night?

Or did it just seem to be because it has been so terrible this season? Hard to tell. The repeat sketches are getting really old, especially the kissing family and when you have someone as naturally hilarious as Zack Galifianakis, wouldn't you want to put him in every single sketch? I don't get it. I think they need new writers.
These are the bits that I found funny:




Toyota is in serious damage control mode too.

Jammies

I love James Franco so I put in an effort to watch his SNL appearance last night. After three dismal sketches, I quit watching, which means that I missed this-

Target Lady

I can't believe that I missed this! I thought that I had seen all of Timberlake's SNL appearances.


And thanks to Jen for showing it to me in Colorado last week.

Another Fabulous SNL Digital Short

Adam Samberg is so gifted that he makes Justin Timberlake not look like a douchewad for three minutes.

A Baby Inside A Baby Inside A Baby

Playing With the Wii

It's time for another double entendre sketch from SNL host Alec Baldwin. The set looks a lot like the Wayne's World basement from the late eighties, doesn't it?

SNL Takes on Kellogg's

Screw you, Kellogg's. You didn't rehire a guy because he was caught smoking pot but you had no problem hiring him when he had a DUI conviction. Drunk drivers kill people, not stoners. What a bunch of hypocrites. Did you know that there is a facebook page devoted to boycotting Kellogg's? It might work because it's just a cereal company but I don't think that if it were Taco Bell or Frito Lay it would work. I don't think any stoners could give up something they live on. Here's what Michael Phelps had to say about the SNL bit:

Said Phelps: "I saw the SNL skit [Sunday morning] and I was just dying. We definitely got a huge kick out of it. My mom saw it, my sisters saw it, and everyone was e-mailing each other and sending each other the link, so it was pretty good."

Angelina Jolie Spoof on SNL

Just found this and it kind of ties everything together, don't you think?

Jizz in My Pants

Michael K from Dlisted posted the Youtube version of this song and since it is an SNL short, you know that NBC will be taking that shit down any minute. Here's the video from the official website.
What I want to know is, when is it going to be on itunes? I have to have it!

Boy George on Weekend Update

SNL is still not quite up to the heights of hilarity it scaled during the election, but this bit was silly enough for a giggle, and Amy Poehler's back! Let's hope she gets better material so she'll stick around.