Britney Spears And The Letter 'L'

I never noticed how she exaggerates her tongue motions when singing the letter 'L.' Please tell me that a gay guy did this and not a perv. Thanks.

It gets gross after a while, no?

Britney's Back, Remains Hot Mess

Brit Brit opened her tour in Louisiana last night and it was a circus alright. No, I wasn't there and I nabbed these pictures from the Daily Mail because they always have stuff up early.

Anyhow, you know a girl needs a new weave when she looks like Jenna Jameson after a four-way. I'm not going to go off on her for her weight, she has a little chunk but I see nothing wrong with that. Plus, it is in really poor taste for a skinny girl like me to call someone out for having the exact same trouble areas, namely the tummy. The real problem is that she lip synched through her entire performance (leave it for the drag queens, sweetie) and barely spoke to people that paid up to $750 for a ticket. Plus, look at her. Doesn't she seem utterly joyless? It makes me sad. She's only 27 and already becoming a bit of a hag.

I'm going to agree with the CDANers out there and guess that this tour lasts another 2-3 weeks tops.

Forgive Me

Cause I'm going to be totally superficial here and talk about appearances. I used to think that Madonna was pretty hot but now she's all wiry and muscley like a giant frog, only she probably doesn't taste as yummy as the fabulous frog legs I had at Joe's Stone Crab House in Miami Beach. And where are her fabulous jugs? She exercised her titties right off!

Britney, on the other hand, looks pretty damn good. Yes, I know that she is only 27 to Mad's 50 but remember all the head shaving, coochie flashing nonsense? Her dad has done what no one else could, cleaned her up and gotten her proper meds. Maybe we should ship him off to Camden to help little Miss Beehive? Couldn't hurt. He'd kick her husband's ass too, I bet.

Photo from Madonna's show in L.A. last night.