TGIF With Hot Guys and Kittens

Hot Dudes with Kittens from Sam Trammell

Thanks, Kbird! This made my life!

Kris Letang At His Best

I know that most of my readership is made up of people that could give a rat's ass about hockey, but Kris Letang is exceptional. I'll watch this enough for all of us anyway.

The New Trailer For Crazy Stupid Love

Ryan Gosling, SWOON.

Caption The Housewife, Bunny Bath Edition

Holy crap, Jeana was a hot bitch! Why is she here since she's no longer a regular on the show? Because it's a freaking snoozefest without her and her dysfunctional brood. 

Do you think Shane likes older (wo)men?

It's A Shirtless Post

This time I thought we'd go with soccer players since I'm stuck inside for what feels like the 100th weekend in a row. If it wasn't for Premier League Football and golf tournaments, I'd be drooling in my jammies watching the umpteenth Netflix movie that I never wanted to see when it came out in the first place.


I will provide names since I don't expect any of you to be as obsessed as I am. First up- the obligatory David Beckham.

Don't worry. It gets naked-er.

William Levy, Aieeeeeeee!

Since Elsa wasn't on the show last night, the only real reason to watch The Real Housewives of Miami was this guy-

More pictures and a synopsis of what you DIDN'T miss after the jump.

The Ballad of Kris Letang

As you all know, i have a soft spot for hockey, and hockey players in particular. I also have a huge soft spot for the Penguins' Kris Letang, not least because he looks a bit like Mr. McSlore. Little nose, pretty lips, soft hazel eyes, will break your bones if you let him. 

Let's look at some eye candy, mkay?

Man Meat Mauricio

Since I won't be done with the recap until tomorrow, here is what we've all been waiting for, what Cameel salivates over every lonely night and Kyle gets to gnaw on at breakfast, lunch and dinner, Mauricio! 

I was thinking about it today and I think that Bravo owes us for swallowing all the 'entertainment' they send our way, the Jill Zarins, the Salahis, the Mallard Mouths. They owe us BIG and I would like to see them start with an entire day of hot men chosen by us, the loyal viewer. You know who I want. Who would you ask Miss Andy to oil up and put on display? It's nearing Christmas. We've been good!

In The Meantime..

I am working on the recap and until it's done, I thought I'd leave you with some Mauricio and a nice little EFF YOU to Lebron from the people of Cleveland.


What an asshole! Are we supposed to feel sorry for him? Poor widdle LeBron with the weight of the basketball world on his shoulders. Freaking pathetic.

Bill Murray Dumpster Freestyle

Just once, I would like to play golf with this guy. Or his brother. Heck, I'll settle for watching him play at one of those pro/am celebrity tournaments. He is in his 60s and still up for anything. He still hasn't lost that lust for life or that rare ability to live completely in the moment while miraculously making everyone around him smile. One of God's gifts, to be sure.

Steve McQueen Has A Hot Grandson

Where did this boy come from and why didn't anyone tell me about him?

He is super hot, has the same name as his legendary grandfather and stars in The Vampire Diaries. Looks like I have some DVDs to rent this weekend...

Spartacus Trailer

I don't care if you're gay, straight or a freaking castrata, this shit is HOT.

Guys Keep Taking Pictures Of Themselves Naked In Front Of A Mirror

And we're all much better people because of it!

And it's Cleveland Indian's centerfielder Grady SIZEMORE!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41544086.html#cutid1

Hot

I believe that Pete and I have the same taste in men.

Been Out Of Commission Lately

I am not sure if it was a flu of the piggy variety but I definitely had the fever of a 102, a lingering sore throat and energy droppage. It doesn't stop me from golfing, though. Go figure.
One more thing. I would like to thank my baby for the new driver. One by one, little by little and slowly but surely I am stealing all of his clubs. He better lock up his irons. They're next.

Conch Guy Part 2

Enjoy. It's still the only good thing about this show.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Hope you enjoy this lovely day full of imbibing and singing old Irish shanties. Parnell's, the Irish pub around the corner, was already packed when my boyfriend passed by at 7:30 a.m. I'm not sure that I'll do any drinking today but I do like a wee bit of the mushrooms found growing in County Cock, I mean Cork! Stay safe, everybody!

The Stranded Irishman
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years, saw a speck on the horizon... He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years" replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter. He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, removed a flask, and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too?!?"
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Britney's Back, Remains Hot Mess

Brit Brit opened her tour in Louisiana last night and it was a circus alright. No, I wasn't there and I nabbed these pictures from the Daily Mail because they always have stuff up early.

Anyhow, you know a girl needs a new weave when she looks like Jenna Jameson after a four-way. I'm not going to go off on her for her weight, she has a little chunk but I see nothing wrong with that. Plus, it is in really poor taste for a skinny girl like me to call someone out for having the exact same trouble areas, namely the tummy. The real problem is that she lip synched through her entire performance (leave it for the drag queens, sweetie) and barely spoke to people that paid up to $750 for a ticket. Plus, look at her. Doesn't she seem utterly joyless? It makes me sad. She's only 27 and already becoming a bit of a hag.

I'm going to agree with the CDANers out there and guess that this tour lasts another 2-3 weeks tops.

A Shirtless Post

The theme this time is hockey so we have Jordan Staal of the Pens, Bryan McCabe, formerly of the Maple Leafs, now with the Panthers, Taylor Kitsch aka Gambit who played hockey all his life, and Paul Newman who was in the best hockey movie ever, 'Slapshot.'

I need to do this more often.

Ranking the Swimsuit Models

Bar Raphaeli is on the cover of this year's swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated and with all the talk about it someone over at InGameNow decided between pulling apart the sticky pages, he'd rank the top 53 models. Can you beleive that they have been publishing these issues since 1964? The first issue debuted while I was still in my mother's womb.

I don't agree with all the choices but it's still a bunch of pictures of hot girls, so enjoy yourself and don't get your computer too nasty with joy juice, especially if you're at work. Unless your boss is Joe Francis, of course. In which case, you can go ahead and kick him in the nuts for me. Thanks.

http://blog.ingamenow.com/2009/02/09/top-53-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-models-1-10/