The Walken Dead

Did anyone watch the premiere of Walking Dead last night, or were all you bitches too busy watching Tre's head spin around? Ah, yes. The beauty of October and all the scary programs on TV!

OH MY GOD

An earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter scale hit Japan. The devastation is unreal.

To make matters worse, there's a nuclear reactor that could explode because it's cooling system was damaged. 

60 confirmed dead at this point.

Update: A good firsthand account- http://jezebel.com/#!5781108/i-survived-japans-massive-earthquake

Recurring Nightmares

A few weeks ago we did the ghost story thread and it was a huge success. I was trying to think of another topic to discuss, something in the same vein as the paranormal. A little birdie named PC whispered into my ear and together we hatched a plan. I seem to remember that quite a few of you, in addition to myself, had some pretty scary dream related ghost stories. How about we share some of those in addition to any recurring nightmares you might have, or freaky phenomena in general. I'll get us started.


This story includes my old New York roommate Billy, just like one of my ghost stories did. We were on our fourth week of searching for a two bedroom apartment and having absolutely zero luck. Everything was either too expensive, too small, in a shitty neighborhood or in one of those charming buildings that you revisit without the realtor and discover that it's full of whackadoodles and filth.


We were getting so fed up and stopped at one of those little tables on the Bowery that had all kinds of junky little doodads on display, like old war medals and watches. I zeroed in on a particular timepiece and an icy hand grabbed my spine. Just that very morning, I told Billy that I had had a dream of a watch similar to his, only in Russian with the words Boktok on the face. At breakfast, I grabbed his wrist and looked at his watch, and while they were similar, the word on his watch face was nothing like the one in my dream, nor were the numerals. Sure enough, that exact watch was laying on the soiled cloth in front of me. Spooked me for days, but the entire event had zero affect on my life. We found the shitty dark haunted apartment a couple of weeks later, and moved in. 


I think that random things can happen and looking for meaning in them can lead nowhere, or.......is there a separate dimension? Maybe I caught myself in a tiny crack while I was sleeping. What about you? Have you ever had a similar experience and did it have more resonance in your life? Or do you have a particularly frightening recurring nightmare to tell everyone? 


Feel free to share and be as long winded as you like in the comments. This is the kind of stuff I LOVE.

Caption The Housewife

Halloween edition!

It's Almost Housewives Time

Yes, that special time of year when I will be recapping again. This time it is Beverly Hills and Atlanta. I'll be putting in my usual 5,000 words and being completely ruthless and obnoxious. So, basically this will be no different than the TVgasm days. Can you guess who I cannot stand on Atlanta? Did you guess 'all of them?'

Yes?

You win.

As for the Bev Hills gals, all I can say is that it will be a relief to recap a group of tightly pulled and generously pricked over-the-hill whores with piles of money. Those of you that read my O.C. recaps remember how utterly joyless it was to skewer people at the low point of their lives, no matter how heinous the behaviour that got them there (hello, Slurry and Frankenfailure- I'm looking at you).

So, I will see you soon and in the meantime I will be posting the usual nonsense.

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If You Ever Wondered What It Is Like To Live Through A Bomb Being Dropped On You

Read these accounts of the atom bomb dropping on Hiroshima. Terrifying, just unreal.

http://gizmodo.com/5606053/this-it-how-it-feels-to-be-under-a-nuclear-attack