If any of you are seriously considering voting for her, you might also want to consider using Casey Anthony as your family babysitter, or ask Michelle Bachman to teach your child's American History class.
Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sarah Palin's Book Is Out
Snore.
And if you are like me, you don't want to read it except for the good parts. Azaria over at Jezebel has done just that. She's correlated the bits where Palin blames her failure on other people and says Katie Couric is suffering from "low self esteem."
She also blames Nicole Wallace, a campaign aid, for everything from her bad interviews to the corns she got from walking to podiums.
Okay, I made that last part up, but read the article and watch the video of Nicole on Rachel Maddow's show.
http://gawker.com/5407214/palins-campaign-chaperone-eviscerates-her-for-lying-in-book?skyline=true&s=x
And if you are like me, you don't want to read it except for the good parts. Azaria over at Jezebel has done just that. She's correlated the bits where Palin blames her failure on other people and says Katie Couric is suffering from "low self esteem."
She also blames Nicole Wallace, a campaign aid, for everything from her bad interviews to the corns she got from walking to podiums.
Okay, I made that last part up, but read the article and watch the video of Nicole on Rachel Maddow's show.
http://gawker.com/5407214/palins-campaign-chaperone-eviscerates-her-for-lying-in-book?skyline=true&s=x
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Here's another site with a scathing review and an excerpt:
http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/11/17/going-rogue/
If you are in a hurry, here is the succinct version of this review: Going Rogue is shit. It is groundbreaking in its banality and disregard for facts. If you are sentient, it will pain you to read it. Imagine watching your parents 69 one another while John Madden sits behind you and bellows out color commentary and you will have some idea of how excruciating and profoundly scarring it is to plow through each page of this wholly fictional monument to self-aggrandized mediocrity. Going Rogue is to the art of writing what the Holocaust is to the concept of a just God รข€“ the piece of disconfirming evidence so overwhelming that we are left questioning whether it can exist at all.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Sarah Palin Refuses Money for Special Needs Children
What a hypocritical asshole. She has a kid with Down's Syndrome! I guess that as long as you have that cushy governer's State sponsored health care, you really don't give a damn if other people are recieving what they need.
So, out of the money earmarked for Alaska, she took the construction dollars and refused the education and welfare money? I am in a purple rage right now, especially after reading back in February how thousands of Alaskans were literally starving because of fewer deliveries to their state and higher unemployment. They need to boot her ass to Russia where things are completely amoral and out of control. She'll fit right in..
So, out of the money earmarked for Alaska, she took the construction dollars and refused the education and welfare money? I am in a purple rage right now, especially after reading back in February how thousands of Alaskans were literally starving because of fewer deliveries to their state and higher unemployment. They need to boot her ass to Russia where things are completely amoral and out of control. She'll fit right in..
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Best Nihilistic Bumper Sticker Ever
If you ever see this on my (nonexistent) car, just hand me the pistol and I'll get it over quickly. Promise.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Is It Retarded?
Bristol Palin popped her kid out yesterday, a little boy that they named Tripp. You heard right, the idiots named him Tripp. Only one of two things could possibly make you name your newborn baby Tripp. Either it's an homage to Levi Johnston's mother's career path or they're big fans of cheap East Village bondage clothing. Assholes.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Good God, Not You People Again
And the Palin clan rears its' ugly head yet one more time.
Bristol Palin's fiancee (cough, cough) and baby-daddy Levi Johnston came home to some unexpected house cleaning yesterday. Seems his mommy was arrested in a drug sting operation and faces six felonies including drug dealing. Oopsie! And just in time for the holidays.
It really was kind of nice of those considerate troopers to wait a reasonable time after the election to arrest her, doncha think? I wonder if any of the troopers involved was Sarah's former brother-in-law? It would make for a perfect 'oh snap!' moment. Imagine the look on her face. Somebody's going to get fired today, you betcha!
Friday, November 21, 2008
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