Reddit Hero

I read Reddit a lot. I even have an app on my phone. Some of the threads are so funny that I look like a crazy person when caught laughing at my Droid in public. They have some of the smartest and funniest commentors on the internet. Now we can add generous to that list-
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bc3uc/this_monkey_rocks/c0m08xt

Should You Fuck With A Guy Who Does Pie Charts And Logos

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

The Bastard Son of the Lord

This is a website that goes all the way back to ancient times, aka 1995. I did not have a computer until 1997 (?) and missed this nutty early blog where some guy answers questions as if he were the son of God in modern times, a Jesus who loves boobies.

P.S. Do you love the old Microsoft Paint picture he made of himself hanging out all groovy with his wounds and the cross and all? He's like, "It's all good, I got eternal life, brah! How cool is that?! heh, heh, heh." Jesus would have loved the doobies, you know it.

Example of the boobie love:

Wednesday, September 13, 1995 AD
Someone wrote me, and asked what I thought my Father's greatest creation was. I thought it was such a good question, that I'd answer it here. Hooters. Oh my god, hooters. No doubt Dad's crowning achievement. Honestly, I have to admit that when I visit earth in bodily form, I often bring with me a set of knockers like you wouldn't believe. Well, tomorrow's Friday. All the Jews will be sitting in dark rooms. Man, I'm glad I got outta that. --JC
The idea that dug up this gem was me asking my boyfriend what would happen if they used that new plasma knife that cauterizes wounds on my vajayjay? Would it close it up forever? That question reminded him of this post:
Man, it sucked... I was kinda getting it on with this chick, and I finally got her to let my hand into her pants, and I accidentally healed her "wound". She was not happy. And how do you apologize for something like that? --JC
I am very sorry if any of you are insulted by this but I find the entire concept to be hilarious. It was one of the first blogs and that's awesome in itself.
http://web.archive.org/web/20001205100200/http://www.bsotl.org/

Jesus Died LOL

Guy picks horribly offensive user name for playing HALO online. Hilarity ensues.

This is Bananas

And it only took 2 and a half hours.

Flight 1549 Simulated Landing

Pretty amazing what you can do these days.

New Media Douchebags

We've all been there. Someone you know thinks that their life is so bloody fascinating that they do constant Facebook updates and Twitter like there is no tomorrow. It's like a high school popularity contest, only more meaningless. Andy Warhol is proven a genius, once again.



Thanks, Tobes!

Teacher vs. Pop-Up Porn

Some poor substitute teacher in Connecticut got brought up on felony charges that could have landed her in jail for 40 years if it wasn't for computer security experts finding out about her case. Pop-up porn started to appear on her screen during class through no fault of her own and when they prosecuted her they never even checked her computer's spyware!

Here's the link:

http://www.securityfocus.com/brief/860