TGIF With Kenneth and A Trip To The Weiner Circle

Yeah, I know I haven't been blogging lately. Bitch, I'm busy! This house isn't going to fix itself up. I swear, if I add any more projects I'm going to start farting nails and paint cans. Enjoy.

Hoppy Easter With A Glamourous Motormouth

How boring would Easter be without a a little Lady Bunny? Click here for her dragulous podcast interview with World of Wonder, and then have fun huntin' fer them eggs!
http://worldofwonder.net/posts/2012/04/06/its-the-friday-podcast/

TeBowie

Not a big fan of Tebow, for obvious reasons since I'm a Steelers fan and I get nauseous when people throw their religion in my face. But this is genius. Jimmy Fallon just keeps getting better.

Kartrashian SNL Skit

Please let this mark the end of their rein of terror on the E! network. Such losers! And I blame every single one of you that watch this trite glorification of superficial fame grabbing and phony familial homey-ness. 


Remember, this is a girl that is not only famous for getting peed on, but she stole six figures from Ray J's own Mother. And that voice! It is so bland, so devoid of anything remotely resembling character or personality that it makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears! Oh, and let's not forget that their so-called collections of perfumes, handbags and clothing are complete rip-offs of other designers. They all suck, and this is the first and last post I will ever do about these leeches on society, which I wouldn't have done in the first place if Kristen Wiig wasn't such a genius.

More Is More

What assezzeries will you be rocking this fall? I'm going with panties.

Chloe's Back!

I want to sit inside a dying tree and discuss schadenfreude with you all!

By the way, I just read on Reddit that the opposite of schadenfreude is mudita. The word means sympathetic joy in Buddhism, something I rarely feel these days. Sad!

Just Because

Since the theme today is trashy cheese...the genius that helped popularize it, Divine, Edie the Egg Lady and John Waters. Classic.

Grampires

When Harry Met Sally 2 with Billy Crystal & Helen Mirren from Billy Crystal

Caption The Bravolebrity, Ghost In The Surf Edition

Today we have yet another beach picture, only with a lot less tan and cellulite. Kathy looks amazing, right? Isn't she 50 years old? An inspiration, people, in more ways than one. LOVE her.

Fat Ho Burgers

This girl needs to start a franchise. Sign me up!

Elsa On WWHL

Gloria Estefan, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meryl Thatcher

I cannot wait for this movie to come out. We already know that she can play a ball-breaker. Hello, Miranda Priestly. She's just the best of the best of the best. Every role is so perfect. There's Julia Child, Susanne Vale, Madeline Ashton, and Mary Fucking Fisher. Is there anyone she can't play? Maybe Gary Coleman in a movie about Diff'rent Strokes, I dunno.

TGIF With A Lesson In Manners From Chloe

Ah, yes. Manners. mine are impeccable. I keep my elbows off the table, ask permission from management before shtupping Mr. McSlore in local pub bathrooms, and use only the finest lace hankies to wipe any spooge spittle ever so delicately from my chin. I have STANDARDS.

And since I do have such an impeccable sense of decorum, I saved the nude picture of Ricky Martin for after the jump.

Whatchoo Readin' Fer?

One of my favorite Bill Hicks bits. NSFW.

I'm not a Beatles fan but I get the point.

More Chloe Seven-KNEE

It has recently come to my attention that I love Mainbocher paper dolls and mainlining Chanel no. 5 while reading the Tinsley Mortimer interview in Town & Country. In my Alexander McQueen bird poo splattered panties, of course.





Oh, shoot. I swear to God I wrote Tinsley Mortimer before I heard it in the video above. Just pretend I wrote Dianne Brill or something.


And whatever Mumblecore is, it's my new favorite filum genre.

Junk Food For Your Mind

So, I was on the phone with my friend K-Bird when she brought up the subject of trashy books, something that I had no idea that she enjoyed as much as i did! There is one particular Summer when I wasn't dating anyone special and I went through my weight in cheesy library-provided biographies, like that huge one on Marlene Deitrich (which I now own) and some juicy tome by Cybil Shepherd. So, time to fess up, what's your favorite trashy book? 

People Are Great For A Reason

Remind me to tell you my Iggy Pop story one day.

Side Splitting Pretension, In Drag!

I've been catching these videos here and there as they're posted on the internet. The drag queen is Drew Droege and he captures Chloe Sevigny's silly dead-pan demeanor perfectly. LOVE. 

Kenny Scharf's Mural Captured by Billy Beyond

It pays to be in the right place at the right time.

Grog Shop Graffiti

The Grog Shop is a local Cleveland venue for bands and comedians. I've seen everyone from Prong to Doug Stanhope in their dark rooms, and only rarely been disappointed. This past Summer Mr. McSlore played there and we hung out in the dressing room with all of its' fun band graffiti. I'd be surprised if some of this wasn't created by girlfriends of the band. Do you know how boring it can be to be a girlfriend of a guy in a band? No? Well, it's all worth it in my case.