Witness Protection

Shaquille O'Neal had his press conference today and he talked about joining the Cavs. What will his nick-name be? Witness protection or Terminal Tower, the name of one of the tallest buildings here in Cleveland?

He also pretended not to know who GM/former Cavalier Danny Ferry was, until he googled the two of them and came up with this gem:

Here's hoping he produces for the team and doesn't end up fucking Danny Ferry's decision to bring him aboard up the ass.

Lebron Three Pointer Buzzer Beater

For the three of you who haven't seen it yet.

Here's hoping they figure out another way to beat the Magic or this season will go down in history as one of the biggest disappointments in Cleveland sports, and that is saying A LOT!

Cavs Beat Celtics 98-83

I realize that the Celts have been on a mini losing streak lately but didn't you expect a closer game than this? Boston played decent defense but lackluster overall. Enjoy it, I know I will, because they will get back to being the powerhouse threat that we all know and hate.

It is really fabulous to see a Cleveland team that has their shit together for a change, not to mention a team captain who was born to lead. Let's hope that they stay healthy and cohesive because this town deserves a winner. Actually, it's been such a dry spell for Cleveland teams that God, Jehovah, Krishna, Mohammed and Zeus should mandate a Cavs championship RIGHT NOW!

When Did This Happen?

I knew the Cavs were good this year but I guess I wasn't really paying attention. Been watching too much Hockey and football, no doubt. So, behind my back they go and rack up a 17-3 record, winning the last 8 by at least 12 points. Lebron doesn't even need to play out the whole game anymore, that's how good the team is this year.

Congrats to James who tied Mark Price for the franchise's most steals, with 734.