A Burrito Is Just A Cross Between A Penis and A Turd

Just a little introduction to these two before you watch the video- Simon Doonan is the creative director at Barneys. He has been for YEARS, like back in the first days of those fabulous windows and the sample sales where I always ended up with something fabulous like the woven leather Valentino trench coat that I lost somehow. I can't go into that. It's too depressing. 


He was part of the scene that I was in at the time and he was always clever, tongue-in-cheek, and kind. His bitchiness was always accompanied by a chummy sort of candor, so it never really rankled. As for Rich, he's a young gay man of intellect whose pop culture observations are pretty much always spot-on. He also appeared as a guest judge on Toddlers & Tiaras, brilliant casting, if you ask me. He's also insanely hot. Like, damn it! Why are you gay????, HOT.


So, watch the video and enjoy, and remember- being unoffendable puts you in an incredible position of power. Couldn't have said it better myself.


Now, go put yourself out there and be happy!

Two Gay Shit People Say

Now let this be the end of it!

Caption The Housewife, Freeloader Edition

Oh, how I hate landscaped facial hair, not to mention boys with pouts. Ick. I was going to post a picture of super-skinny Stretch but it was making me ill, especially after Friday's Ana post. Too much emaciation for one weekend.

Bonus: Lisa Vanderpump as a kid.

Gandalf Is Gay

Shadowfax knew, why didn't you?

My Gay Old Day In Chinatown

You never know what you might see!

My box of jasmine tea-

It really was quite lovely and fun. KNOW THAT.

Caption Miss Andy At The Glaad Awards

Cougar Lesbians

I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing this! It needs to be an actual weekly show. 

Sassy Gay Friend: Black Swan

Stolen from Bob's blog, http://ishouldbelaughing.blogspot.com/. Thanks, Bob!

The Best Super Bowl Commercial That Never Was

Something Is Wrong With Your Lesbian Decoder Ring

See, they all want to sleep with us straighties! See, SEE?!?

Caption The Housewife, Flip Your Wig Edition

NOW do you believe her? Me neither. Plus, someone needs to steer her in the direction of a decent blue rinse for that pile of brass on her head.

Lady Bunny's New Video

Is that her as the hillbilly? SCARY. Watch with all the lights on clutching your Teddy. The stuffed animal kind, weirdo.

Fight Like A (Girly)Man

Clutch those pearls, mary. We have a fight on our hands. Sadly, it's difficult to land any truly damaging punches when you are limp wristed. I'd still pull up a chair, though. Wake me up when the queen in the white shirt learns to put his back into it.

Note to parents out there: enroll your fledging gaylings in self defense classes and save them a lifetime of YouTube embarrassment later.

One more thing- what exactly is a gay hipster? Aren't all gay men hip by definition? Except the ones on People of Walmart. Those gays are more in the Buffalo Bill mode. They wear shirts like this while perusing the beef jerky and cheesy poofs.

Gabby Sidibe On The Soup

This is really cute. I love her. She sounds like your typical mallrat teenager but she has balls of steel. She seems to really enjoy her newfound fame and has fun with it without making fun of others or developing a huge ego. She's the perfect sleepover friend, plus a great interview at the Oscars. Never change.


And what in the hell is wrong with these queens? Did they take too much Amp before the show? I love a good queer but this is ridiculous. You'd think they just came out or something and have all this pent-up FABULOUSNESS that they have to express immediately. And the talking over each other has got to stop. I never liked it on The View, I hate it on The Housewives and here it seems forced and faux cheeky. VOM.

Everyone Needs A Sassy Gay Friend

I know I do.

Are You Gay? Are You A Gay Thug?

Then sign yourself up, gurl! What are you waiting for?
http://www.gaythugdating.com/

Did You Know...

Is that a picture of the ever popular anal bear? I know a few of those.

Congratulate Your Queen

Her name is Haruna Ai and she is a 37 year old transgendered person from Japan. The Miss Queen contest was held in Thailand which is so perfect since they are amazingly tolerant of all sexes there (and all sex if a friend of mine is to be believed).

Millions watched the pageant on television and girlfriend won $10,ooo, a years stay at a Pattaya hotel and a $500 surgery voucher. What will that cover, one ball?

She is pretty damn gorgeous, you have to admit. Makes me look like a damn cow. I'll be in front of the fridge if you need me.

Lust For Life by Girls

It's a stupid spangly guitar 90s-ish pop song with cock and titties thrown in.

http://thesword.com/index.php/videos/3192-girls-lust-for-life-the-hardcore-gay-edit.html

House Cleaning