ONE FELL SWOOP - A Really Wanky Live Thing

Oct. 8 ,1991 ,between 2 and 4 a.m. ,Ed,Joel,& Chipmonk ,drank a bottle of Bacardi dark ,and busted out this tape! The lead track,(Teach Wants Quiet!) features samples from one of the first (1949), juvenile delinquent movies ,"City Across the River" ,about a gang of kids named "The Amboy Dukes" (from whence The Nuge pinched the name for his early group). The samples come from the shop scene ,when the boys are givin the"teach" ,a hard time.We did this song live several times,and it was always a hit!!Fucking hilarious!!! People loved getting into the song!there is also a Kiss cover ,and a few revealing spoken pieces,plus the all-important ,"One Fell Swoop Code" ,which doubles as a "life" code.And my old dog ,Iggy ,puts vocals on ,"The Dog Says ,'How' ". Then we took a break and recorded the tape above this between 5:30 and 7:30 on Oct 8 ,1991. So check that out!!
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FRED HOTH & BIG BED - Fish Rocks

A fine example of suburban home made punk rock ,of the 1,2,3,4 GO!!! style,which sounds as if they've been playing these songs for years,in other words ,Fucking Great!! ! This is Doug Boone ,Mike Smith ,and Brian Reed ,and someone plays bass on some of this too! These guys were also in the bands ,"Kindergarden Terror" , and "Pigtales" ,which is posted somewhere else on this blog! If you love kids playing slam-dancin',funny as hell ,punk rockin' songs ,then this is for you ( I know you would totally be into this ,Ashey!!) . A cover of Sonny & Cher's ,"I Got You, Babe" ,from this recording ,was featured on last year's massive 100 band compilation , "Popeil Punk / K-Tel Kore" ,also to be found elsewhere on this here blog! Plus they cover Devo's ,"Whip It" ,with funny results.And how can you not download this , with songs like ,"I'm Going To Move Into An Apartment With Ted Nugent's Mom" , "Phil Donahue Smokes Crack" , "If We Can Walk Together ,Why Can't We Mosh Together?" , "The Day They Kicked Lizzie Borden Out Of R.E.M." ,and other hilarious titles. And the album title ,does it have anything to do with John "Fish" ,from Record Bar?(later Tracks). And the lyrics are even funnier ,some border on GG Allin's foul mouthed librettos! Doug gave me this tape years ago, and I highly recommend it! I'm hoping one of the guys from this band will contact me,and maybe shed more light on this great lost Ft. Myers band!!
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THE KILLER KONA BUDS - Smokin'

A local Tampa Bay/St. Petersburg band,from 1996.Some originals,but mainly spoofs of:AC/DC's "Back In Black",done here as if O.J. Simpson was singing,"O.J.'s Back",Ted Nugent's,"Cat Scratch Fever",heard here as,"Scratch That Beaver",The Presidents Of America's,"Lump",which becomes,"Plump",in these guys hands,and my fave,Black Sabbath's,"War Pigs",spoofed as,"Bar-b-q-Pigs",all about that backyard grillin' cook-out!After the last track,there are a few hidden tracks,one a little skit,the other a cover of "The Hokey Pokey".Real dumb,almost tard-metal,probably a bored bar band,making up new lyrics to songs they've played for years!Despite the cover art,these fellas sound nothing at all like Insane Clown Posse.
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