DOCTOR NINJA - Feel My Feet

Noah Lyon ,in one of his several guises ,did this mp3 that starts with a weird sample ,and becomes a droning piece of sound ,with more samples interspersed throughout ,at strategical locations, in this 3:41 minute piece.It's short ,but bears repeated listens.A good thing to hear when you are guzzling beers ,trying to reach that pinnacle of drunkeness ,that will make you either puke ,or come to a richer understanding of the mind of Noah Lyon! retardriot.com is where he can be found!
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http://azrowear.net/download/370/DOCTOR_NINJA_-_Feel_My_Feet_mp3.zip.html

SUPERFLOATER

An all-new band of tardcore fools ,comin' straight at ya in the 2012!! They have a cover of that gem of a song (Dumb Audio Dynamite's "2012") ,ready for that 7" single ,out soon on Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records!(not on this release,sorry!) But this is a horse of a different color (and smell!) Short ,dumb songs ,with stupid vocals and lyrics ,accompanied by acoustic guitar,spastic keyboards ,boob drums ,and funny samples ,in between songs! As you can see by the track list on the back cover ,the subject matter is that of degenerate minds. This is only the beginning! Mix Master Toilet Wig ,has been expressing interest in re-mixing this mess (as well as working recently on a new band (as yet un named ,tho Doctor Ninja suggested "Leather Penis") ,with an upcoming release, with Noah Lyon of Retard Riot ,and doing a re-mix version of the song "2012" ,for the single ,and also providing the music for Jake (of Seasonal Men's Wear) to sing on ,for their new band ,Nacho Knees (look here for it soon!)). Superfloater will float on! Superfans leave comments ,Superhaters ,fuck off!! Look for the videos that are sure to come ,on Youtube. CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/superfloater-superfloater 

DOCTOR NINJA - Meditations On Meditation

Noah Lyon ,artist of our times, does some dj work outs on this disc. Retarded hip-hop,rap,scratching.All the stuff you hear in between the beats on classic shit. I'll put it in his own words : "All live , All scratches , Almost no music". Only 2 of the 7 tracks are titled,and it will drive you absolutely batshit ,if you listen to this. My wife and kids hate it. Therefore I know it to be good! Recorded on Groundhog day ,2010 on Retard Riot Re:cdrs / Anarcho-Turntablist Syndicate.Go and buy y'self a copy from Noah's website,you cheap little tarts!!
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CHEAP LITTLE TART

This cdr ,by way of Noah Lyon a/k/a Doctor Ninja a/k/a Rocky Dentist , is a blueprint of the commandments of tardcore punk. This is one of the dumbest albums you are ever likely to hear ,right in the same alleyway as bands on Wheelchair,(Food is sampled several times ,and some of his hits are given remixes) and Sluggisha ,but with a twist. The music is almost entirely made up of samples ,from pop-culture songs ,and punk alike. The vocals are either Noah ruminating on some stupid or crude subject matter or another ,or sampled vocals ,with much weirdness interspersed throughout ,and crazy and funny samples between songs. The final track is a bonus 20 minute live gig ,which is out of this world. This shit is the shit!Noah is having a book launch party ,Thursday, January 12th, 2012, 6-8 pm
Noah Lyon - THE COMPLEXITY OF STUFF book launch (wine, women and booze) at
Printed Matter Inc.195 Tenth Avenue,(btwn 22nd and 23rd St),New York, New York T: 212-925-0325 ,if you are near there you oughta go! His printed zines and buttons are top-sellers at the Printed Matter store.But this music is so retarded ,you might forget that a talented young genius artist ,is behind it all. Thanks ,Noah ,you rule!! from 2001 ltd to 100
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DOCTOR NINJA - WHEELCHAIR 500 LIVE 45 MIN. MEGAMIX

Noah Lyon of retardriot.com ,did this megamix of some of the songs on the Wheelchair 500 release from late last year(found on this blog ,here: http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2011/01/wc500.html )
This is Noah's alter-ego ,as the turntablist. He sent me a bunch of stuff which you will soon see posted here and over at my other blog ,Mediachrist (his art ,buttons he designs ,and some issues of the mini-art zine ,Retard Riot.) Noah and I are also working on a new band together ,for the new year!Look for it here in 2012! This is awesome ,cut off your arm and drink up ,whilst listening to this insanity.A great year-end piece for your New Year's party tonite!!!

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