BACONAISSE/FRANK GOSHIT - split cdr

From the great white north of Canada comes Frank Goshit ,with 3 great,humorous,tracks of about 10 minutes apiece,fine work from the man of many crazy bands. From the sweltering deep south swamplands of Florida , Baconaisse turns in 3 equally strange slabs of weirdness ,for your non-listening enjoyment! Released on Sluggisha ,in a limited edition of 15 ,hopelessly rare ,but a few hard copies are still available thru me ,here ,in the comments box.$4.00 plus 3.00 postage in the US,  $4 + $5.00 postage to Canada ,and $4 + $7.00 postage ,overseas. This is a masterpiece of fucking shitcore/tardcore/noise ,that will leave you hungry for more (or ,is it,four more ,as in Tacos?) Everyone should hear this ,after of course,imbibing the beverage of your choice. Front cover art by the indistinguishable talent of Mr. Dylan Houser ,of Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BaconaissefrankGoshit-SplitCdr/Baconaisse-FrankGoshit-SplitCdr.zip

FRANK GOSHIT / WEIRD DONKEY Split cdr

Frank ,from Canada ,and one of his many alter-egos ,Weird Donkey ,did this split last year. Frank's 10 minute track ,sounds like him barking at the mailman ,for the duration! Weird Donkey ,who I did a splitteo (split video) with ,as Noisekillr , uses anything he gets his hands on ,as a musical instrument! 2 tracks ,with much utensil-ly weirdness going on. Very strange ,this young man..... Very limited! Only 15 copies were made! On the Absurd Koo label!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/FrankGoshit-WeirdDonkey-SplitCd/FrankGoshit-WeirdDonkey-SplitCdr.zip

SPIRITUAL CHICKEN / HELL GARBAGE - split

A song from each of these fellas ,and their one-man shitcore bands! Spiritual Chicken is Frank Goshit ,of Canada ,sounding much like a demented gypsy ,if she was a chicken on acid.I think I can detect some large bells or chimes ,bonging on some of this track ,a piece that will do almost nothing to relax you ,my friend! Dylan ,Florida's favorite shitcore son , is Hell Garbage ,and this time he goes acoustic ,with a song that has little to nothing to do with cous cous.Both tracks clock in at around 16 minutes , experimental and original as always with these guys! Wear gloves for no reason.Do it!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split.zip

FRANK GOSHIT - Shit Crapo Tako

Frank back in January of this year. His name and the title of this one song disc ,pretty much describes the contents. A 15 minute pooping session ,with grunting and the use of bathroom implements to bring the noise (and the turds ,sir!).Frank always does something unique ,on each of his recordings/projects. There's something in the (toilet) water in Canada! Ltd.edition of 10!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako.zip

BERTHA'S MELISSA / COKCUTE - Split

From Frank Goshit ,who is the one-man band ,Bertha's Melissa , a doomy keyboard sound ,with added crinkly static noises ,to annoy you a little bit more ,on his 3 songs. The one track from Cokcute is lo-fi harsh shitnoise ,like running a static radio through a p.a. system ,blaring it ,and recording it from a boombox placed precariously, inside a beaten-up ,old-school ,metal trash can. In other words , this disc adds up to 25 minutes of wallowing in the shitcore mire funtime!! On Absurd Koo ,release oo1 !! in a ltd. edition of 15.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split.zip

FLUTATOR - Playing And Shaving

From a recent package sent in by Frank Goshit ,up in Canada ,this is him shaving while playing a flute ,and doing a lot of babbling ,incessantly ,in fact ,but it should get at least a guffaw outta ya! From his own imprint ,Absurd Koo ,release 004 ,in a ltd. edition of 15. The back cover liner notes say it all! Shitcore king!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving.zip

NOISEKILLR/WEIRD DONKEY -Splitteo!

NOISEKILLR with the song "Elagabalus" and WEIRD DONKEY does "Rezzore" Brand New!!!!!

4-WAY C-60 - Nasal Death/Frank Goshit/Stupid Pooping Crap/Belly Duke

Just saw Dylan and The Katter today! They came over and we formed a new ,as-of-yet un-named band which will be posted here soon! Dylan is Nasal Death and Stupid Pooping Crap ,and Frank Goshit also does Belly Duke.Frank And I (as Noisekillr) also just did a splitteo (see above this post). This is cool tho' ,Nasal Death is a parody/tribute to Napalm Death ,but instead of grindcore ,you get nosecore! Lots of sniffing and sniffling.Frank Goshit mostly talk/sings and hits things with a stick.Stupid Pooping Crap almost sounds like a sea shanty,as if sung by Dylan.And Belly Duke is Frank playing his stomach as a drum ,and talk/singing again,nearly matching Stupid Pooping Crap in the sea shanty department.Only 20 copies were made. This is real experimental shitnoise.Good!
CLICK HERE:

http://azrowear.net/download/367/VARIOUS_ARTISTS_-_4-Way_C-60.zip.html

KAKAPO - La Verta Chia

A collaboration by shitcore/noise artists ,Dylan Houser and Frank Goshit ,of Florida and Canada ,respectively. This is a 5 song disc ,with titles that sound spanish ,but are more than likely ,made up words. Most of the tracks sound like accapella shitcore ,a couple tracks have brief hints of guitar ,but mostly just a couple of guys sittin' around ,grunting and groaning ,and tapping sticks on stuff in a percussion-like manner. Only 20 of these were pressed,recorded in Nov. of 2011.I will be on a splitteo (split video) with Frank ,using my moniker of Noisekillr ,coming soon to youtube ,and this blog!!
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/374/KAKAPO_-_La_Verta_Chia.zip.html

FRANK GOSHIT , KAAGOOTAABAA , ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD , HELL GARBAGE - 4-WAY SPLITTEO

An all-new 4-way video split (splitteo!) with 4 bands currently in heavy rotation around the Sluggisha household. A great new concept ,doing video splits ,I wanna be on a splitteo ,too!! From Canada,North Carolina,New England ,and Florida ,respectively.Enjoy ,and look for the splitteo between Frank Goshit and Hell Garbage on youtube. Equally as fantastic as this shitteo!!

HELL GARBAGE / KUSTAASIITAAKUN - Split tape

"Pure total shit noise" ,is how these artists describe themselves."Mister Ducks" is the Hell Garbage (Dylan) side(with duck call) ,while the Kustaasiitaakun(Frank Goshit) side goes untitled(and crazy as a shithouse rat). Really great noise to relax to ,or crank up at work ,and watch those around you flee for the nearest exit! Working out at the gym to this ,will make you bigger! Turn down the sound on your tv ,and use this as an alternate soundtrack! Trippin' balls like a motherfucker!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?543h0dl11zi4508