NOISEKILLR - Shit : A Survival Guide - NOISEKILLR 40,MVMT 21

 

Lightly effected acoustic guitar,instrumental songs some with drum machine,one with vocals (a Flipper cover??!!?) It's a soundtrack to a future I remembered in a dream,so I woke up and recorded it on January 20,just yesterday....A nice somewhat mellow change up from a usually much louder and noisier project...... don't worry,it's not the norm,yet still as experimental as fuk!!   https://noisekillr1.bandcamp.com/album/noisekillr-shit-a-survival-guide-noisekillr-40-mvmt-21 

YOBEL WEENEL / HELENE GOLDBERG PROJECT split

Yobel Weenel ,from Florida ,turn in a half dozen of their hypnotic,dull-thud ,zombie-rock styled instrumentals,while New Jersey's, Helene Goldberg Project ,pulls off a dozen and a half, of the craziest,most hilarious crank phone calls ever! Great release from 2 insane factions.
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/yobel-weenel-helene-goldberg-project-split 

THE HERETIC'S FEAST - A 6 band split

4 solo artists and 2 bands play 15 pieces of fine modern classical music. HFR is distended,extended harsh noise,HG follows suit.Yobel Weenel turns in their usual Flipper/Butts-like rumble,Toaster Cunt is hardcore punk from NJ, Noisekillr with a history lesson,and HGP makes retarded and hilarious prank calls on a phone card! Great mix of eclectic artists!
 https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/the-heretics-feast-a-6-band-compilation 

68 Minutes of Bullshit - A 4 band compilation

a 4 way split from 2014 ,Yobel Weenel turns in a fine Flipper-like rumble ,Helene Goldberg Project is crank calls that make the Jerky Boys look like Mr. Rogers,Noisekillr's piece is outstanding,and Hell Garbage does an untitled number to close it out.
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/68-minutes-of-bullshit-4-band-compilation 

BOOB SAUSAGE - self-titled debut

On Saturday,the 28th of April,2013 ,The Man,The Guy,Chico,& The Boob ,grabbed up the guitar, bass,drum kit,keyboards,and microphone,and recorded this set of 8 mind-blowing,unclassifiable songs.There are 4 songs with vocals and 4 instrumentals with keyboards in place of vocals (each member had a turn at the mic and keys,as well as guitar,bass,and drum set!) In a league all their own,(unless you count The Germs (Germicide-era),Flipper,and the Shaggs) ,in league with Satan (huh huh ..Venom) , this is weird. Dylan Houser did the front cover art and logo ,Eric did the back cover art,graphics by The Man ,and the songs were titled by The Guy.There's even a video for,"Pizza Villian" (an instrumental) on youtube! If you check the sluggisha page at archive.org ,you may stumble upon the original mixdown of this album.There are alternate mixes,samples,and artwork.If you are interested in purchasing a hard copy cdr of this,please contact me in the comments box below. I think $5 should cover the postage,and such,in the U.S.A. overseas may be more. Here's the link,so enjoy you a first big bite of BOOB SAUSAGE!!
http://archive.org/download/BoobSausage/BoobSausage.zip

WHORESHACK - Whoreshack 2 , But Not Too Whoreshack

This is the second recording from the instrumental trio. Although on this round ,from tracks 5 onwards , has special guest guitarist ,Steve Reed ! Kinda like the Ventures , if they were raised on punk and metal music. The only vocals here are imitations of Arnold Horshack , plus 3 covers of , Flipper , The Stooges , and Fear ! And a bunch of idle chit-chat at the last track. And an acapella rendering of the theme song from the Welcome Back Kotter TV show. Recorded live at the Bakery , 3/16/1993. The next post of this band ,will be their first album ,since we worked backwards in succesion. Then after that ,there will be a special posting of their appearance at the coffee house ,with Big Bong Theory ,and Conveyor.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xcc46y4p4ya16oy

THE 6TH STREET MUNTUS -Marsting Roashmellos

Let the truth be told!The 6th St.Muntus,wrote 2 Buzz Workshop songs on this one!Yes, the original versions of ,"Downtown Pogo",and,"Extra Large",which were live staples of Buzz Workshop.This is three-fourths of that band,so,as they say,incest is best!These guys kinda sound like a junior league Flipper,on most of this session.From 4/20/1996,at Club 5455,in beautiful Crime Manor!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?cvv7io62dduvgag

SOCKEYE-i've got an indian reservation in my cum!

fantastic 1991 release,from wcfoom records and tapes,the first half is demos,outtakes,alternate mixes,and things that eventually surfaced on 7 inches,as well as covering flipper .that is followed by 2 live gigs.the first is opening for post mortem in kent,ohio in 91.has an anal cunt cover,butthole surfers,38 special,and their stupid original tunes.the second gig here is opening for suckdog in PA,in 1990.performed entirely on acoustic guitar with bongos,this is a riot!covers of lynyrd skynyrd,butthole surfers,inxs,and the grateful dead,and a few of their own crappy compositions.tardcore you can't live without,that's sockeye,folks!lots o info in zip!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/Sockeye-iveGotAnIndianReservationInMyCum/442Sockeye-iveGotAnIndianReservationInMyCum.zip

A BOY AND HIS 4-TRACK COMPILATION

a comp of bands from the southwest missouri scene,compiles and recorded,mixed,etc. by gabe harper.here's the play-by-play:disarm sports a girl singer,and remind me slightly of blatz.the richards sound goofy/political and the singer a bit jello-like,with an absolute trashing of ben e. king's "stand by me".peacekeeper missle is like if g.g.allin was in a hardcore band.boring dog cheese guard are live in concert ,and as weird as their name.the other guyis the singer of boring dog cheese guard,gone acoustic,and is reminiscent of cauliflower ass and bob,supposedly possessed by the spirit of woody guthrie.finally kill the poor,with our compiler,gabe on vocals,do a flipper cover for a live audience who just hate them!this is a fun punk comp,i enjoy it frequently.all notes and list in zip.

PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/vg2mm3onrwj/4-TRACK COMP.1.zip

PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/file/nfrmqhffhty/4-TRACK COMP.2.zip

TUB OF NOISE/MAKE IT STOP split

tub of noise is essentially make it stop with one different member,before the fact.slightly more heavy,and jazzy,almost a punk version of rush?you can definitely hear where they pinched a few rush riffs,and techniques,if you listen closely.pro sounding recording,and the make it stop tracks are more pro sounding as well,and i think this was recorded before the make it stop in the post below this?in any case the make it stop post below also reveals what this tape sounds like,so the same review applies here as well.very heavy and downbeat,shoulda been stars.

CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/d13dcmhtmxd/MAKE IT STOP-TUB OF NOISE-split.zip

MAKE IT STOP

from raleigh,north carolina,is this trio,one of my favorite submissions to sluggisha.the (fake?)titles sound like a tribute to killdozer,the music and vocals sound like the melvins,killdozer,butthole surfers,flipper,and more.first few tracks embody all those bands mentioned.great fake interview segment where the singer goes off on the mrr reporter,very funny.the track after that is jazzy hardcore,the last is tard rap-metal core? in my humble opinion,the most interesting and best band out of north carolina since the antiseen!trippin'and funny headphone moments,samples of deliverance and tom araya,plodding/hardcore/heavy moments,make this a backwoods punk classic!their band before this is tub of noise which is above in a split with make it stop,and features one swapped out new member.really,really cool.i suggest you download it now ,and thank me later in the comments.

CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/dlngyzoxymn/MAKE IT STOP.zip

TOEGAZER

live!at club black nerd,here is me,billy,vance,and sean burch,with some brutal,sludgy,stoner rock,all about killing,revenge,and peace.has nothing at all to do with actual"toegazer"type music .covers of fuck and sonic youth,some great moments of musical hoo-doo will make you hold on for more.don't miss this if you like flipper,black sabbath,g.g.allin,drunks with guns,or anyone of that stature and sound,and genre.great fun recording this,getting loud as we want,with no repercussions,art by steve reed,click to kill
https://archive.org/download/TOEGAZER/144Toegazer.zip

THE HIPPIE CRACK-makes real smart music to go anywhere

me and joel duo on most of the first folder,which also has billy on the last 5 tracks,as well as the little kids next door on a coupla numbers,and lots of great audio verite,tying it together,and conversations,a sexboy cover,a track about tony later covered by buzz workshop,a flipper clone titled,"holy shit!,it's flipper!",a fine,fine recording that will make you smile.the second folder in this zip is me ,joel,aunt christy,and shawn ingram,(a transient passing thru who i worked with for a week or so,who tells a long story)more lengthy songs than the 1st,but great songs as well.as a whole this band is very experimental,and groundbreaking in that respect.could become a cult classic of our future,i shit you not!the title should be delivered in an arnold schwarzeneggar voice as in terminator.art by me.click here for nitrous oxide:
https://archive.org/download/TheHippieCrack-makesRealSmartMusicToGoAnywhere/143TheHippieCrackMakesRealSmartMusicToGoAnywhere.zip 

FUCK-you

Terrorist rock of the highest order,these guys only performed in ski masks while brandishing weapons.Mad Asshole on bass and vocals,Big Black Cock on guitar,and Shaggy Dick on drums,this stuff was recorded in the twilight time,at Club Black Nerd.All improv ,1-2-3-go! style,and it works like a charm,last track is a bonus ,live at the Draft House at One Fell Swoop's last show,just 1-2-3-go and we started a band.Covers of Rik L Rik,Black Flag,GG Allin,Angry Samoans,Sonic Youth,Simpletones,Ramones.Think Drunks With Guns meets Flipper and they have a pot of tea and listen to the first 7 Black Sabbath albums,it's that good.More to come,sadly no live vids or audio,only got one gig,due to name,announced on FM radio by Naughty Nikki,as the band so nasty we can't say their name on the air.She showed up and we delayed the show cuz we wouldn't play till she left.She asked me,"when are you gonna play"? ,to which I replied,"with myself,tonite"!A kid in the audience stood in front of me as I sang and bassed and in between songs I asked him if he liked K-Rock.he said yes and I whipped out a seemingly real pistol and pointed it at his face,I swear the guy looked like he had a heart attack,all in good fun.I dressed in docs,ski mask,gold lame' briefs and that's all.Still have rehearsal tape of said gig,Cape Coral demos,and more,check this out and kill! G O D  

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-you