It's also possible that Timothy Dalton might be the smarmiest Bond yet
(a bold claim that I'm not yet willing to fully endorse).
And the fact remains that A-ha's title theme song can't touch Duran Duran's "A View to a Kill," though I suppose we can take solace in the consolation prize that is arms dealer and secondary villain Joe Don Baker, who has a wax museum of history's most notable conquerors.
Carry on then, boys.