Doug: Today the Bronze Age Babies are most pleased to bring our readers an Arc of Triumph...? guest review, featuring the events of Justice League of America #s 195-197, by M.S. Wilson.
M.S. Wilson: Welcome to my review of Justice
League of America #195-197, which features a new version of the Secret Society
of Super-Villains. This is one of the annual JLA/JSA team-ups that ran in Justice
League in the Silver and Bronze ages, and it’s one of my favorites. I read this
when I was nine and I loved how the bad guys seemed to be winning through the
first two issues, but the heroes turned things around (with a little help) in
the third. These comics were also my first introduction to some of the Earth-2
villains; I was familiar with the JSA members from previous team-ups and the
All-Star Comics revival, but some of these villains (Monocle, Mist, Rag Doll)
were new to me.
Justice League of America #195 (October 1981)
"Targets on Two Worlds!"
Gerry Conway-George Perez/John Beatty (cover by Perez
M.S. Wilson: The story begins in JLA #195, with over half of this issue dealing with the “recruitment” process, showing the gathering of two sets of villains, one on each Earth. We start on Earth-2 with the Monocle, now retired from villainy. This scene actually addresses the old question about why super-villains don’t turn their talents toward legitimate ends instead of crime; apparently the Monocle has used his knowledge of laser optics to build a successful company and make a lot of money. But I guess being rich isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, as we see him complaining (aloud, even though he’s alone) that he’s bored and feeling nostalgic for his life of crime. Conveniently, a mysterious figure has a great way to relieve his boredom ... get back into crime!
The recruitment drive continues
on Earth-1, with Signalman escaping from a hospital. The coincidences really
pile up here, as Signalman escapes by climbing down the big neon sign outside,
shorting out letters as he goes; luckily for him, the name of the hospital is
St. Ignatius Loyola, so he’s able to spell SIGNAL. Anyway, he’s picked up by
Killer Frost, who seems to be in charge of recruiting on Earth-1, and invited
to join the Secret Society. The scene shifts back and forth between the two
Earths as we see more bad guys join the team. On Earth-2, Psycho Pirate breaks
out of jail (why is he kept in a regular cell, where anyone can see him?
Shouldn’t he be kept behind some kind of opaque barrier?). On Earth-1, Cheetah
almost gets assaulted by three guys (they said they only wanted a kiss, but the
art makes their intentions pretty clear), but she slices them up before joining
Killer Frost. 
Back on Earth-2, Rag Doll robs a bank (after mailing himself to
the manager in a box!), and gets help with his escape from Psycho Pirate and
Monocle, as well as the mysterious figure who’s been assembling the Earth-2
villains. He’s shown to have a hairy paw... now who could that be?
On Earth-1, Killer Frost and
friends talk Floronic Man into joining them (and he gets an angst-ridden speech
about how he’s no longer human but not fully vegetable-matter either, so he feels
like a freak). On Earth-2, the Mist kills a couple of his old gang members in
revenge for letting him go to jail alone. He is asked to join the Secret
Society immediately afterward, by a large, furry, apelike... actually, I’m not
sure why they’re drawing out the mystery of the new Society’s leader; it’s
revealed in this same issue. I guess Gerry just wanted it to seem more
dramatic. Anyway, back on Earth-1, the four villains go to a secret base and
meet Brainwave, who’s using his illusion powers to look young and buff instead
of his usual short, bald, wrinkly self. They travel through a dimensional
transporter to Earth-2 (remember when it used to be difficult to transport
between the Earths?) and meet the leader of this little conspiracy, who turns out
to be ... the Ultra-Humanite! Since Signalman doesn’t know who that is, Mist
helpfully recounts to him (and us) Ultra’s history: his longstanding enmity
with the Earth-2 Superman, his ability to switch his consciousness into other
bodies, and the fact that his latest mind-switch was into the body of a
gigantic albino ape; Irwin Donenfeld would be proud! The newly furry
Ultra-Humanite explains that each of the super-villains he’s chosen has a
counterpart, a favorite enemy, and if these ten particular superheroes are sent
to Limbo, it’ll cause a cosmic imbalance, eliminating ALL superheroes from
either Earth-1 or Earth-2. The villains, figuring they have a 50/50 chance of
ridding their world of all its superheroes, agree to Ultra’s plan.
Finally, we see the stars of the
book, the JLA and JSA, at one of their annual reunions. There
are a few character bits, and some of the heroes express surprise that nothing
has happened to disrupt this year’s meeting. After everyone has left (I find it
fascinating that the JLA Satellite exists only on Earth-1, but can beam the JSA
back to Earth-2; was this ever explained? Maybe Dr. Fate had something to do
with it), Black Canary is left alone on monitor duty. The Mist exploits a
security bug in the transporter and sneaks aboard the Satellite to attack BC.
He beats her by turning himself intangible, which is a new power for him (he
could previously turn transparent, but was still solid.) On Earth-2, Monocle
takes out Hawkman with a remote-controlled monocle. And back on Earth-1,
Cheetah attacks Wonder Woman near the Washington Monument and really pounds
her. Apparently Cheetah blames Wonder Woman for (supposedly) leaving her to
drown in WW #275, and she’s a little miffed about it... or maybe a little
psychotic. So the bad guys have successfully taken down three of the ten
superheroes that they’re gunning for. At the end of this issue we see
Ultra-Humanite gloating to himself, and we find out that it isn’t a toss up as
to which Earth will lose it’s superheroes ... it’s definitely Earth-2, and Ulty
knew that all along. The leader of a group of super-criminals has his own
agenda? I’m shocked!
Justice League of America #196 (November 1981)
"Countdown to Crisis!"
Gerry Conway-George Perez/Romeo Tanghal (cover by Perez and Dick Giordano)
In JLA #196, the villains continue taking down the superheroes of two Earths one by one. Psycho Pirate beats Hourman; of course, Hourman is smart enough not to look directly at Psycho Pirate, so PP needs a little help from one of Ultra-Humanite’s devices, a psycho prism. It reflects PP’s sleepy-face all over the room, so Hourman can’t avoid seeing it, and promptly goes night-night. Signalman uses flashing lights to turn a crowd against Batman (although the post-Crisis Batman might have just pounded them all into submission.) Rag Doll gets Flash (Jay Garrick) with an explosive, while Floronic Man takes out Atom (Ray Palmer) with some soporific pollen. Brainwave takes down Johnny Thunder (and his T-Bolt) by luring him to a clothing store (where Johnny almost updates his look!) Firestorm is beaten by his own overconfidence when Killer Frost brings the ceiling down on his head. Finally, Ultra-Humanite lures Superman (of Earth-2) to a zoo, where he surprises Supes by shooting Green Kryptonite spray from a device on his chest. At the end of this issue, the beaten heroes are put in a centrifuge and sent to Limbo. The first time I read this, I was surprised that the villains’ plan actually worked; I couldn’t wait to see how the heroes got out of this mess.
"Countdown to Crisis!"
Gerry Conway-George Perez/Romeo Tanghal (cover by Perez and Dick Giordano)
In JLA #196, the villains continue taking down the superheroes of two Earths one by one. Psycho Pirate beats Hourman; of course, Hourman is smart enough not to look directly at Psycho Pirate, so PP needs a little help from one of Ultra-Humanite’s devices, a psycho prism. It reflects PP’s sleepy-face all over the room, so Hourman can’t avoid seeing it, and promptly goes night-night. Signalman uses flashing lights to turn a crowd against Batman (although the post-Crisis Batman might have just pounded them all into submission.) Rag Doll gets Flash (Jay Garrick) with an explosive, while Floronic Man takes out Atom (Ray Palmer) with some soporific pollen. Brainwave takes down Johnny Thunder (and his T-Bolt) by luring him to a clothing store (where Johnny almost updates his look!) Firestorm is beaten by his own overconfidence when Killer Frost brings the ceiling down on his head. Finally, Ultra-Humanite lures Superman (of Earth-2) to a zoo, where he surprises Supes by shooting Green Kryptonite spray from a device on his chest. At the end of this issue, the beaten heroes are put in a centrifuge and sent to Limbo. The first time I read this, I was surprised that the villains’ plan actually worked; I couldn’t wait to see how the heroes got out of this mess.
Justice League of America #197 (December 1981)
"Crisis in Limbo"
Gerry Conway-George Perez/Keith Pollard/Romeo Tanghal (cover by Perez and Mike DeCarlo)
And get out of that mess they did, of course, in JLA #197. As this issue begins, the superheroes are sent to Limbo and the plan actually works; Earth-2 starts to twist and deform around them before “snapping back” to normal. The Earth-1 villains realize immediately that Ultra-Humanite knew banishing the heroes would eliminate all the remaining superheroes from Earth-2 only; he’d let them think there was an equal chance to affect Earth-1 because he’d needed their cooperation. But before they can do anything, they’re transported back to Earth-1, and when they try to return, the transporter device blows up. Killer Frost shows some leadership by slapping down Signalman and Floronic Man, and coming up with a plan to get back to Earth-2 to get revenge against Ultra-Humanite for using them
(her strength here is undercut somewhat when she
reveals her main motive for villainy is “I want power! Power to punish men for
spurning me!” Yes, she’s a super-villain because she can’t get a boyfriend. One
step forward, two steps back.). Anyway, they go to Coast City and capture Green
Lantern (Hal Jordan)... rather easily, I have to say. They also seem to know a
lot about the Satellite transporters, including their locations in various
cities. You’d think the JLA might change the locations regularly to avoid
something like that. Anyway, they use the unconscious Green Lantern to beam to
the Satellite, where they take down Elongated Man (also rather easily, it must
be said.)
"Crisis in Limbo"
Gerry Conway-George Perez/Keith Pollard/Romeo Tanghal (cover by Perez and Mike DeCarlo)
And get out of that mess they did, of course, in JLA #197. As this issue begins, the superheroes are sent to Limbo and the plan actually works; Earth-2 starts to twist and deform around them before “snapping back” to normal. The Earth-1 villains realize immediately that Ultra-Humanite knew banishing the heroes would eliminate all the remaining superheroes from Earth-2 only; he’d let them think there was an equal chance to affect Earth-1 because he’d needed their cooperation. But before they can do anything, they’re transported back to Earth-1, and when they try to return, the transporter device blows up. Killer Frost shows some leadership by slapping down Signalman and Floronic Man, and coming up with a plan to get back to Earth-2 to get revenge against Ultra-Humanite for using them
Back on Earth-2, the villains
are enjoying a world with no superheroes (I’m wondering if eliminating the
superheroes from Earth-2 also got rid of other super-villains? 
We don’t see any
others here... and what about non-powered heroes like Robin or Huntress? Apparently
they were eliminated too? I guess it doesn’t pay to examine these things too
closely.). Monocle and Rag Doll are having fun messing with the cops, Psycho
Pirate and Mist rob a “collector’s convention”. There’s no mention of comics,
but there is a shout-out to Star Trek fanzines; the villains steal jewels, which
apparently are exhibited at conventions on Earth-2. Brainwave uses his powers
to... basically rape an actress? That’s the implication, anyway. And
Ultra-Humanite decides to take over the United Nations... no thinking small
for him!
Meanwhile, the Earth-1 baddies
have used the JLA transporter to go to Limbo (which it can do, apparently) and
rescue the heroes. That’s right, the heroes only survive this because they’re
rescued by the bad guys; let that sink in for a minute... the only reason
these heroes win is because of the villains’ sour grapes. Killer Frost even
says: “If we can’t have a world without heroes, neither can anyone else!” Who’d
have thought pettiness could come in handy? Of course, the heroes immediately
pound their rescuers (there’s gratitude for ya!) and head for Earth-2 to set
things right. They somehow take the whirling
centrifuge with them (or maybe it stays in Limbo and just creates a vortex, I’m
not sure) and toss all the bad guys into the dimensional vortex, banishing them
to Limbo. Earth-2 reality goes back to normal (without all the weird visual
effects, which Superman mentions in passing) and the villains are all banished
to Limbo, where they have a few things to discuss with Ultra-Humanite.
Apparently banishing these ten villains has no effect on the cosmos, nor do the
superheroes seem to care overly much.
I liked this arc when I was a
kid and still do, although some of the plot holes are more obvious to me now.
The villains seem much more competent here than in the usual comics story; in
fact, they technically win here. If not for the Earth-1 villains
rescuing the heroes from Limbo, Earth-2 would’ve been hero-less and taken over
by bad guys. That sort of role-reversal blew me away as a kid. One thing that
always bothered me was how the villains defeated the heroes so handily in the
first two issues, but were soundly trounced in only a few pages at the
conclusion. The way the villains paired off against their “usual” foes was a
little strange too (although in Limbo they mixed things up a bit more.) In
hindsight, this arc would’ve been perfect for an “Acts of Vengeance” type
story, with the villains taking on heroes they weren’t normally used to
fighting. But overall, I love this story; it introduced me to some new
villains, the story is different from the usual fare, and the art is great.
There’s even a cool centerfold in #195 featuring the JLA on one side and the
JSA on the other ... what’s not to love?