There's a saying something to the effect of "You'll
never be as good as your first album," and for Frank Tovey, his second Fad
Gadget record doesn't make a good argument against that statement. In 1981,
Tovey seems to have been trying to distance himself from the electro domination
that prevailed throughout his first singles and much of Fireside Favourites. Depeche Mode
were graduating from opening for Fad Gadget to headlining their own shows, and
Mute was being recognized as a home to many synth-dominated acts. Tovey made
choices that may have suited him right at the time but years later I don't
think they hold up so well.
It's important to note that between Fireside Favourites and Incontinent came a single for
"Make Room." It featured live drumming from Wire's (then ex-)
drummer, Robert Gotobed, Wire friend Desmond Simmons on synth, and a slapping
funk bass riff contributed by Pete Balmer. The song leaned more in the
direction of electro-funk than that of synth-punk, and didn't leave nearly as
much an impression on the fans, critics, and history as the B-side, the seminal
"Lady Shave." "Lady Shave" was clearly the more bold side.
It more closely resembled the early Fad singles, but, regardless of the
instrumentation, the song was an attack: it was aggressive, dirty, catchy, and
unavoidable. I mention the importance of this song as it seems like such a poor
choice to relinquish such an awesome feat to the B-side. To me, this is the
choice that sets Incontinent up
for mediocrity.
One of the most unfortunate perils of British music is
that the fickle press seems to have had an unfair influence on decisions of
bands and record labels. Just as soon as acts like OMD, Human League, Gary
Numan, or Soft Cell were "in" for being synth acts, they were "out,"
and most were changing their sound in the early '80s to either prove that they
could create music by (needlessly) adding excessive amounts of more traditional
rock instruments or cave in to record executives who wanted them to
"update" their sound to a more commercially viable "pop."
(This is a repeating cycle, see: the demise of shoegaze in the early '90s.)
"Blind Eyes" doesn't launch the album with a
very bold statement. The funky bass, piano, hand claps, and live drums, are all
mixed so homogenously dead centre, and Tovey's vocals blend in so much with the
colourless tapestry that they too sound almost completely void of
personality. It certainly doesn't sound representative of the Fad Gadget
who was introduced to the world, launching himself off bars and engaging
everyone. Even the song "Swallow It," which is a fantastic song on
paper (it's got a great riff and audacious lyrics), sounds rather flat.
"Saturday Night Special" is pure genius;
however, it sounds unlike anything Tovey did before or after. The song, a waltz
with harpsichord providing the bulk of the instrumentation, either gets its
name from the common slang for a small, cheap handgun, or perhaps it is a nod
to the Lynyrd Skynyrd song with the same title. It features some of the most
memorable lyrics ever penned by Tovey and is this album's jab at America:
"Every man should have
the right to own a gun
Every man should have the right to shoot someone.
Film stars and farmers still forcing opinions like TV politicians playing cowboys and Indians."
Every man should have the right to shoot someone.
Film stars and farmers still forcing opinions like TV politicians playing cowboys and Indians."
Despite the setback of having a somewhat flat production
like the other songs, "Saturday Night Special" manages to be a
breakthrough, as is the closer for side one of the LP, the instrumental title
track. This electro gem features some delicious sequencing by Daniel Miller and
probably would have made a great B-side to "Lady Shave," which should
have not only been an A-side, but was damn good enough to make Incontinent a better record as side
one song one. "Manual Dexterity," the instrumental song opening the
record's side two, on the other hand, is forgettable enough to have been left
as a B-side and off the album.
"King of the Flies," got a remix before being
featured on a 7", making it more immediate and less bland, however it
didn't make the song any less forgettable. "Diminished
Responsibility," on the other hand, screams to be a full-album side, as
the nearly six minute piece with drone waves and noises could easily last for
another 15 minutes. The album's closer, "Plain Clothes," is almost
unlistenable due to the painfully uncomfortably distorted guitar riffing.
Sure, Frank, too wanted to prove that he could record an
album loaded with more traditional instrumentation, but it wasn't what he was
good at, not at this point. What followed the next year, Under the Flag, thankfully more
than made up for the poor decision making that went into Incontinent.