Originally released in a time when "neither an EP
nor an LP" was different and not a marketing gimmick, 1981's “Slates” was
issued as a 10", but its six tight songs didn't have that key track to
make it as revered as other Fall releases of the time. "Leave the
Capitol," "Middle Mass," and "Prole Art Threat"
deserve their place in the Fall's hall of fame, but compared to the second,
punchy and polished version of "Lie Dream," they sound a bit anaemic.
Not a bad taster if you're new and want some post-punk, pre-pop Fall; 90
percent of this is prime material.
If you know someone who's never heard the Fall and you
want to indicate how fucking great they can be, the sheer breadth and scope of
them, then “Slates” would be the handshake moment. “Slates” is the one you'd
have stuck on Voyager to let future civilisations understand just what the Fall
were about. A concentrated/miniature/cameo. Also the first Fall release where
each song/piece inhabits a different sound world, the point of escape velocity
where Mark E Smith began to outgrow both the media preconceptions of his band and
his own band mates (possibly even his own blind spots about what exactly the
Fall could be or became).A misleading generalisation of course, but you can
divide the Fall roughly into three stages: 78-83 marking territory and refusing
to explain, 84-89 pop and fascinating for it; and thereafter (every Fall
follower has their own dating system from here-on-in), settling/eroding into
being... not anything as slight as merely, but simply the Fall, allowing for that
the listener can pick the bones out and is at least slimly conversant with the
language around these parts. The first stage though, they were - no lie - a
great psychedelic band. If you have any love for them, the temptation is to
nominate one of the bigger, more obvious statements (the substance-pagan of
Dragnet or the dense quasi-envoi of Hex) but really, “Slates” is the one, if
only because in conception, execution and effect, it's entirely sidereal. “Slates”
is the Fall putting the foot on the brake, halting and looking around,
beginning to rummage inward. Apparently, “Slates” was the music that made Brix
fall for the Fall, the start of a process that would energise and popularise
their unique vocab. It's a nice story, both romantic and convenient. I've no
doubt that it's as true in benign retrospect as it was at the time of its
happening. “Slates” is like that too; a true lie. Entirely right and cogent and
sharpeyed, but also somehow yardstaring and distracted and deep. All the more
worthy of congratulation for being a happy accident; chance encounters shared.
Some folk meditate, and I've tried that too, and sometimes it's just what the
mind needs; but sometimes I've taken those twenty-odd minutes and listened to “Slates”
instead; the anti-meditation you sometimes require to face the world, a small
journey, a distinct destination.