Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... itching Olyphant's trigger finger.

Once again I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, euphemism-wise, but also once again I don't care. The dirty gist is there. Anyway, that's a big gun and some tight jeans, and that's all that matters. (My motto, that.)

I was just talking to a friend this morning about the fact that I don't watch Justified, which yes, seems terribly wrong, having been an Olyphant fan from way way back in the day. (Sidenote - I saw the movie Identity Thief a couple of nights ago and afterwards I realized that I no longer think of Melissa McCarthy as "That girl from that one scene in Go" anymore.)

Yadda yadda it's been awhile since I posted some pictures of Timmy, so I've got more than a few to share. Do that jump-hitting thing for summore...

Lions And Showers And Bears, Oh My

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Unfortunately they won't let me swipe the video to embed here, but if you head over to Flaunt they've got a behind-the-scenes video of that photo-shoot of nature host Dave Salmoni I posted the incredibly appealing photographs from awhile back. I took a couple screen-grabs, naturally...



And since I can't embed that video here, here's a video from his show where he took a delightfully gratuitous shower in the company of some lions that I've meant to post for ages...

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ETA This can count as my Earth Day post too, right?
It's got nature and shit in it. Happy Earth Day!
Go play in the dirt like Dave always does!

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Dave Salmoni Five Times

I've had my "eye" on Animal Planet host Dave Salmoni for quite some time now, and now, with this new spread of him in Flaunt magazine (via), well it seems about time I break the seal and start explicitly stating my lust. Cuz good freaking god, oh my god, oh yes.

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