Alexander Skarsgård Nine More Times

I figured they would make us wait at least til tomorrow for more photos of Alexander Skarsgård in Dust magazine after gifting us with that 🔥🔥🔥 cover this morning, but nope! Big hard fat nope. We've got eight more photos here (via) to share and they FULLY live up to the promise of that cover. So let's shut our yaps and open our eyes (not to mention our zippers) after the jump...

Good Morning, World

Well this is certainly one way to kick off a fresh week -- Alexander Skarsgård in see-through jumper and short shorts with a black thong underneath? OKAY. This slutty Pillion press tour is one hundred percent going to kill somebody. And I hope it's me! Obviously I'll be on the look-out for more photos from this shoot for Dust magazine (via) but this one's all there is right this minute. Stay tuned and Happy Monday, pervs. Getting pervier by the minute...

Get Stuffed By Josh O'Connor

Okay well my office just announced we're closing early for the holiday so today's ending quicker than I anticipated -- two quick notes before I run out the door for the long weekend . One y'all should go see the third Knives Out movie Wake Up Dead Man if it's playing anywhere near you because it is easily my favorite of the trilogy-to-date. I liked the previous two a lot but I unabashedly love WUDM. I'd like to say it's not just because it's really a stealth Josh O'Connor movie but this is my website and I don't have to lie. Nothing against Daniel Craig obviously but I think it's smart to make Benoit Blanc more of a supporting player, and Josh carries this movie with great humor and grace. The mystery is fun too, although I don't think it's much of a surprise who dun it -- I feel like the casting kind of gives up the game. But I can't wait to watch it again. 

As for the second note o' mine before heading out -- I'm a broken record on this, it's true, but I'm not going to not remind y'all right before the biggest shopping days of the year that if you're doing any shopping on Amazon use this link and it sends a few pennies MNPP's way. Or you can donate through the PayPal link in the right-hand column, or you can buy some of my shit on eBay too! I'm planning on doing some house-cleaning over the long weekend so more stuff will definitely be popping up on there. And I guess that's it. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving if you celebrate! And if you don't just eat a great big pile of food until you want to die and pretend you do. Bye!

Sing Me a Song of Steve Harrington

I was just reminded that Stranger Things returns tonight at 8pm, with its fifth and final season -- well part of it anyway. The first four episodes tonight. Then there's three more on Christmas, and then comes the finale on New Years Eve. They're swallowing up our holidays! And I am cool with that -- I don't know about y'all but I consider myself a fan of the show, and I wish them the best at landing this immense beast of their creation. It truly does feel like the end of an era. Anyway I realized a fine way to mark this occasion would be to go dig up all of the pictures of Joe Keery on his recent musical tour that I've had gathering dust in the "Joe Keery" folder on my computer -- we certainly shouldn't allow them to go to waste. There are a few other photos mixed in, from magazines etc, but s'all Joe in his glory! Hit the jump for 30+ snaps our favorite furry boy out of Hawkins, Indiana...

Wagner Moura Two Times

The Secret Agent, the ace new movie from Bacurau and Aquarius director Kleber Mendonça Filho, is out in theaters today! (Check this link for tickets near you.) And its sexy slash super talented star Wagner Moura has been on the awards trail in support of it, which has been a big boon to those of us who like looking at Wagner Moura. Especially since it is a movie that treats him very much as a Movie Star, and makes him look about as fine as he can -- just take one look at the main still from the movie and tell me you don't want to watch two hours of that! But beyond starriness Moura gives another world-class turn in the film -- he shot immediately onto my radar in 2013 in Neill Blomkamp's otherwise forgettable Elysium (he'd already been working, mostly in Brazil, for 15 years before that) and it's been a real pleasure watching him fulfill that promise year after year. TSA is definitely his best work to date, and it'd be awesome if he manages to score an Oscar nom for it -- that said I'm also rooting for Lee Byung-hun in Park Chan-wook's No Other Choice and I foresee AMPAS being stingy when it comes to giving away slots to non-English language performers. They'll usually go for one, not two. So if I had to bet I'd give the edge to Wagner -- this movie isn't as tonally tricky as Park's movie; as dark as it gets, it goes down easier. Anyway I'm rooting for the both of them, and Wagner if you need a date to the ceremony I am (sorry boyfriend) available... (pics via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... kneaded by Jonathan Bailey.

Good Morning, Monsters

I'd almost posted these behind-the-scenes photos of Frankenstein star Jacob Elordi with his stunt double (I think his name is Daniel Cudmore) a couple of weeks back, but it didn't feel right to splay the look of the monster all over the place so early -- I don't think the movie had even hit Netlfix when I first saw these. But now it has and I think it'll probably be a popular post-turkey watch this holiday so here, enjoy these too. They're a full meal all on their own! But speaking of the forthcoming holiday feast -- today's our last day on site til Monday, which I assume you'd assumed but one shouldn't make too many asses out of you and me so I figured I'd put it into words to make it crystal. Don't worry -- just slide yourself between these two slices of hearty white bread and make of yourself a sandwich til I'm back. You'll be fine.

The Grand Hot Witch

I don't know why I keep watching Wednesday, I think it mostly sucks save some fun casting -- I do like Jenna Ortega but it's Gwendoline Christie, Heather Matarazzo, and that little weirdo Evie Templeton who keep me coming back. That said this last run of mediocre episodes had me thinking I might be giving up that ghost altogether... but Tim Burton's gone and dragged me back in! My beloved Eva Green has been cast as Morticia's sister Aunt Ophelia, a character who has been teased several times -- I cannot, will not, ever say no to Eva. She elevates everything she touches and working with Burton again will surely bring out her delicious witchy ways once more. Aww now I wanna go watch Penny Dreadful again. Hey remember when Josh Hartnett went gay all of a sudden? Good times, good times...

Good Morning, World

I almost fell out of my chair when I stumbled across this selfie taken by Lakeith Stanfield this morning, and so I now hopefully pass that feeling of joy in horny disorientation along to you, my beloveds. Enjoy. (click to embiggen)

Tempt Me With Kit Harington Gay Stuff

Even when Kit Harington showed his world-class ass on Industry it wasn't enough to get me to start watching the show -- even though people whose opinions I trust very much say the show is worth watching I'm not super drawn towards watching a show about investment bankers; I hated every second of Succession that I watched and people kept insisting that was great. I have a weird chip on my shoulder when it comes to "entertainment" about despicable monied people -- it's why I hated The Wolf of Wall Street and haven't been able to make myself re-watch it to reassess. I just don't find it easy to find such people's antics or quirks charming. But all of that goes right out the window if they have Kit Harington doing gay stuff -- I am after all a simple man. The simplest! So the glimpse of that possibility in the trailer for the fourth season (seen below) has me adding Industry to my queue. Do you watch it? Thoughts?

Lucas Bravo Twenty-Two Times

I feel as if I willed a new Lucas Bravo photoshoot into existence by posting about the French actor out of the blue last Thursday -- whatever this version of a "Spidey Sense" is, I got it. That said he does have a new project that premiered on HBO on November 14th (the series called The Seduction) so maybe I'm not so special? Fuck it, let me pretend. The series is a loose adaptation of the many-times-adapted novel  Les Liaisons dangereuses (Dangerous Liaisons) and it co-stars Diane Kruger and my beloved Vincent Lacoste, so why the hell wasn't it on my radar until now? Lord knows. 

Too much content! Anyway I'll probably start watching that over the holiday -- perhaps you can join me! It's probably too much to hope that Lucas and Vincent make out but I'll hope it anyway. For now this photoshoot is for L'Beaute Homme magazine and you can read the chat with him here -- he talks about loving playing a villain, strangling Diane Kruger, and what he learned from George Clooney (uh huh), so that's something. And then there's that stache, which... somebody hose me down. Hit the jump for all the photos...

Good Morning, World

Normally I'd crop out security people and other normies when focusing in on the spectacle of a great big movie star wandering the streets in their underpants, but with these photos of Tom Hardy doing just that (even if it's not quite the full frontal assualt of we saw from the set of Taboo that one time!) on the set of his forthcoming series Mobland I'm taking a different route. Namely because Tom's security guard is a great big hot giant of a man and is turning these photos into a whole tradie fantasy thing. Is "tradie" exclusively Australian? Because I think of it as British too but when I look it up everywhere just mentions Australia. Anyway google that yourselves if you're unaware -- point being the security dude stays in the picture. I hope they're blokes! Big bear-huggin' blokes. Hit the jump for a dozen photos...

Pics of the Day

The first photos of Aaron Taylor-Johnson on the set of Robert Eggers' now-filming horror film Werewulf (via) are the literal platonic ideal of what we would hope the first photos of Aaron Taylor-Johnson on the set of Robert Eggers' now-filming horror film Werewulf would be -- Aaron Taylor-Johnson half-naked, howling ferally and covered in blood! Huzzah -- we won, kids! It's giving me The Northman meets Nosferatu -- big shock, that combo. Anyway see my previous post on the film, which is already set to open on Christmas 2026, right here. And hit the jump for the rest of the pics...

Who Wore It Best?

Lots of randomness today! Just the way we like it. See, I stumbled upon that highly attractive old photo of Jeff Bridges first and then I did a reverse image search trying to find more from the shoot, and ever-reliable Google offered me up the shot on the right of Kurt Russell instead. Whoopsie! But this mistake was really a surprise gift. One which we will now force you to choose between:

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Leo Woodall Eight Times

I haven't paid a lot of attention to the new movie Nuremberg because 1) that's a lot of subject to deal with at this moment in time and 2) they've been pushing Rami Malek and Russell Crowe in all the (little bit of) advertising I've seen and those are not people who really get me out to see a movie. I had no idea it also co-starred White Lotus and fictional gay math whiz Leo Woodall though! I mean given the rest of the cast (which also includes Michael Shannon) I assume Leo's role is on the smaller side, but... he's playing a person named "Sgt. Howie". I'm already in love. Guess I'll be watching Nuremberg then! Anyway Leo is featured in the latest issue of Sharp magazine (read the chat here) and I've got those photos, I have, so hit the jump for all his adorableness....

Good Morning, World

A random one for this Thursday, although there's only so "random" that Lucas Bravo can be since he's always skimming the under-surface of my brain -- a couple new photos of him that I found while looking for new photos of him this morning. Just cuz. He pretty. So, so pretty. Almost disgustingly pretty. So pretty he makes me mad. It's the same sort of pretty that Michiel Huisman has. Sexy fuckers.

Josh Ruben Gone Wild

Horror writer-director-actor-hunk Josh Ruben has announced his next movie after last year's Heart Eyes was a Valentine's hit and it sounds like a good 'un -- he's turning Matt and Harrison Query's 2024 novel Wilderness Reform into a movie! It sounds very Nightmare on Elm Street III but set at Crystal Lake -- it's about a troubled teenager who's sent to an isolated camp with a bunch of other misfits looking to get reformed, only to find the camp counselor's cheeriness turned up to a terrifying degree. So you could also say it's the Wednesday parts of Addams Family Values turned into a horror movie. Anyway I've dug all of Ruben's movies to date -- which also includes Scare Me and Werewolves Within -- so I'm already down for whatever he's looking to serve, but the added bonus of an overly cheerful camp setting really hits home for this "went to Church Camp four years straight" human being right here. Anybody read the book? And ohh what the heck since we're here and Heart Eyes came up here's a photo that its star Mason Gooding posted on Instagram earlier: 

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... clapping back at the Frankenstein boys.

Bonjour, François

Okay okay okay unlike how half-assed yesterday turned out to be here, I should be (knock on François Arnaud's wood) around posting much more today. Phew! And lets's start off with some true hotness to get our juices good and flowing -- actor slash bisexual king François Arnaud (who I just happened to stand beside at a film's after-party last week and y'all lemme tell you, his prettiness very seriously translates to the real world -- my god) was photographed for Nuvo magazine (via) yesterday and we're lucky enough to have the photos and video. I mean obviously -- what if I didn't have anything to post??? If a photoshoot gets photographed in the woods and nobody sees it does the photoshoot exist? Whoa this is all way too heady for a Wednesday morning, my sincerest apologies. Hit the jump and I will shut up and let you just ogle the pretty now...

The Fourgy of Our Forever Dreams

My schedule today ended up being a bit more bonkers than I anticipated so I'm hopping online later than I'd wagered (I mentioned my tardiness in this morning's post) -- point being I'm just now seeing that the devils at Vanity Fair threw Jonathan Bailey, Riz Ahmed, Harris Dickinson, and Andrew Garfield on a couch in coordinating little outfits and delivered us a video for our everlasting spank bank eternal. I haven't had the chance to actually watch the video properly yet so I have no idea what they're discussing but...

... there it is, it should be documented. Studied. Frame by frame. Thanks to the commenter who alerted me to its existence this morning -- you will be showered in the afterlife with chocolate truffles and oral sex whenever you like. Dear lord!