Showing posts with label Charles Laughton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charles Laughton. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

They Abide and They Endure


Just a quick heads-up that one of the most beautiful and perfect films ever filmed, 1955's The Night of the Hunter -- which was actor Charles Laughton's single directorial effort -- has been released onto 4K blu-ray today by the fine folks at Kino Lorber. Buy it right here -- Amazon's got it on sale for 28 bucks at the moment. This is one of those movies that I will buy over and over and over again with every upgrade that comes along -- I have the already-gorgeous Criterion blu, but I don't know if I'll be able to resist this. Shelley Winters floating corpse in glorious 4K? Who could possibly resist such wonders???

Thursday, October 20, 2022

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Dr. Moreau: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to eat meat,
that is the law. Are we not men?
Beasts: Are we not men?
Dr. Moreau: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to go on all fours,
that is the law. Are we not men?
Beasts: Are we not men?
Dr. Moreau: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to spill blood,
that is the law. Are we not men?
Beasts: Are we not men?

If you've never seen Erle C. Kenton's 1932 adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau I highly recommend it -- it is some truly fucked up shit. Charles Laughton makes for a spectacular Moreau and his experiments... really the stuff of nightmares. This one snuck in before the Hayes Code and you can tell! Criterion has the film on blu-ray and it's streaming on their Channel right now too. A great Halloween watch! But we're here for the "Sayer of the Law" quoted above, aka one Mr. Bela Lugosi (yes that is Count Dracula under all of that fur), who was born 140 years ago today!

I'll admit I've always been more of a Boris Karloff fan and I find Tod Browning's original Dracula film dreadfully dull (not that it isn't stuffed to the gills with iconic imagery and atmosphere, of course) but Martin Landau's magnificent performance as Bela in Tim Burton's Ed Wood gave me, as I am sure it did many of you, a lot of empathy and love for the man.

And the more of his movies that I've come to watch the more I've come to appreciate his slyness. He did always have that twinkle in his eye. My favorite recent first-viewing was of Edgar G. Ulmer's 1934 film The Black Cat, which has both Bela and Boris in it and involves Satan worship -- it's a trip! Stylish and silly and weirdly sexy? Very highly recommended. (And it's also on Criterion right now!)


Friday, April 10, 2020

Burn The Witches

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As of 2020 I try to take a hands-off approach towards the idea of "remakes" because, as I've said many a time, something being remade doesn't erase the original movie. I can still go back and watch George Cukor's The Women without sparing a second to think about whatever the fuck that Meg Ryan mess was in 2008. You really can! And then on the other lemonade-outta-lemons end, the rarer but ecstatic when true truth is that sometimes the person doing the remaking actually has a reason for it. They are Luca Guadagino, with a new take and fresh things to say via the vehicle of a Suspiria. And what a delight that turns out to be for everybody! (Okay not everybody but I pretend I live in a world where everybody saw Luca's Suspiria as the masterpiece is clearly is; please don't shit on that while I'm in quarantine.)

But, well, there have been two announcements in the past couple of weeks that've been testing my 2020 era saintly patience. Firstly this past Tuesday it was announced that celebrated producer Amy Pascal has set her eyes on remaking (deep breath) Charles Laughton's 1955 masterpiece The Night of the Hunter. Hunter, which stars Robert Mitchum as a morality-spewing wife-murderer in preacher garb with tattooed knuckles, is the only film the famed, closeted Laughton ever directed, and is one of the greatest movies ever made, full stop. It holds up to this day as a portrait of religious hypocrisy and simultaneous surreal beauty. It's a perfect goddamned thing.

Pascal has hired Matthew Orton, who is, let me check my notes, the writer of Operation Finale, the 2018 WWII movie starring Oscar Isaac and Ben Kingsley, which was forgotten -- save the scene of Oscar Isaac rasslin' around with dudes in some tight shorts -- approximately a week after it was released, to write this remake. Of this movie, which has come to be widely recognized one of the greatest films ever made. This person. Okay. They're saying it will be a "contemporary reimagining of the storyline and not a period piece" so... different. That's nice. Whatever, I whisper between clenched teeth, I can go put on my copy of Laughton's film right now, tomorrow, and every day after if I like. All's good.

The other movie getting remade was announced on Wednesday and it's slightly less of an affront but somehow possibly dumber -- some production company I've never heard of is planning on remaking Alejandro Amenabar's 2001 already-a-classic ghost story The Others, which stars Nicole Kidman as the Gracy-Kelly-esque mother of two spooky kids in a middle-of-nowhere manor astride some foggy woods at the tail-end of WWII. This too is meant to be a contemporization, pulling the film up to the present day -- hey, they could set it during this pandemic, there's your self-isolation angle already. So what's so dumb about this one? I'll let our pal Nathaniel field that one:
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Wednesday, May 08, 2019

The Big Clock is Right Any Time of Day

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Here's a heads-up you should stick your head in and rub it around for a sec -- the 1948 thriller The Big Clock was a discovery of mine thanks to Robert Osbonre of TCM fame; I first wrote about it right here and then I gave it a "Ways Not To Die" post (which is a big spoiler, by the way) a few days later right here. It's got a terrific set-up -- Ray Milland plays a reporter who's framed for murder, but he knows he's been framed for the murder before the cops and newspapers have figured it out. He then gets assigned by his paper to investigate the murder he's been framed for, and so he begins feeding everybody false information while at the same time trying to figure out a way to prove who really did it. Besides just being a fun story the movie is a true beaut to gape upon, casting Noir shadows across the gorgeous mid-century modern office spaces of its time. Oh and it also stars Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester -- what more do you even need? 

Well how about the whole thing remastered on blu-ray, stuffed with extra features? Yeah that's why we're here -- the fine folks at Arrow have done it again and I can't wait to get my eyes on their new edition, which is out next week. Three of the special features interest me the most -- there is a critical analysis doc by Adrian Wootton; they have actor Simon Callow talking about Laughton as a person and performer; and they have an hour-long 1948 radio dramatization of the film, also performed by Ray Milland. Geek heaven!
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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Dirty Pictures

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It's the 115th anniversary of Claudette Colbert today and if you click on over to The Film Experience I talk a little bit about her - most specifically the 1932 DeMille Roman Soldier orgy-a-thon called The Sign of the Cross starring her (in a milk bath) and Fredric March and Charles Laughton. There's a funny story about her and March that I relate, and in summation, Fredric March in a skirt...


Wednesday, May 23, 2018

This Is Your Quasimodo Now

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Oh my god, he's hideous! Look away look away! Children spill into the streets in fright and old men's hearts go tick tick boom from the unadulterated horror of this nightmare turned flesh, et cetera, et cetera. Or not, but I guess they're gonna try - Idris Elba has just signed on to direct and yes indeed star in a "modern retelling" of Victor Hugo's The Hunchback of Notre Dame for Netflix. I imagine there will be make-up involved in this process, but this is still an awful lot to burden make-up with - the most famous versions of this story starred Lon Chaney Sr. and Charles Laughton...

... neither of whom were really ever setting hearts a'flutter in the first place. But hey - stretch those (acting) muscles, Idris, by all means. This will mark Idris' second stab at directing - his film Yardie played at Sundance earlier this year.


Friday, March 30, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Martha: You sigh a lot, don't you? In nursing school
they taught us that people who sigh a lot are unstable.
Is that your problem?
Myrtle: No! I was just thinkin' about your brother;
and how handsome he looked in that toupee I gave him.
He lied to you.
Martha: I don't believe it, he never lies to me!
Myrtle: I think he's a little bit afraid of you,
that's probably why he never married before.
I think I'm gonna have to show him what to do!
Martha: You must think you're an authority!
Myrtle: Well I am pregnant!
Martha: Not only are you pregnant, you are disgusting!
You're the hottest bitch I've ever seen!
Shirley Stoler, so spectacular in this, one of my favorite films, was born on this day in the year 1929. Surprisingly this was her very first movie role! I mean... you can tell. She's not exactly elbowing Laurence Olivier outta the way with this performance. But she's transfixing all the same - she's got IT, know what I mean? I still haven't seen Lina Wertmüller's 1975 WWII film Seven Beauties, which just had a revival here in NYC recently, but she's apparently quite something in that too as a "repulsive, whip-carrying concentration camp commandant." And then of course...

... she played Mrs. Steve on Pee-wee's Playhouse, which was when I first fell in love. You should read through her bio at IMDb, although the very first line - "Her homely, pudding face was Laughtonesque in style, incapable of warmth much less a smile." - is a bit much! "Pudding Face"? Jeez. Anyway she had quite an astonishing career - one perfectly suited to my interests. I mean she chopped Alec Bladwin's fingers off with a machete in Miami Blues! She played the bartender in Frankenhooker, for god's sake...

In related news the Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn 
is screening Frankenhooker next month!
They're doing a big Frank Henenlotter series! Brain Damage too!
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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1933

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After spending the last three episodes of our "Siri Says" series stuck in the past decade or so - including an offering up of our 20 favorite films of last year - I'm glad that the little lady that lives inside of my telephone gave me a more distant number this week when I asked her to pick a number between 1 and 100 - she said "33" and so we're giving you our favorites from The Movies of 1933. And man there are some good movies up in here. I haven't seen as much as I should - I'll give you a few examples at the end but it's not nearly everything - but I sure do like what I have seen. I also love that these are all movies about pre-code wanton women or monsters. S'perfect!

My 5 Favorite Movies of 1933

(dir. Merian C. Cooper)
-- released on April 7th 1933 --

(dir. Michael Curtiz)
-- released on November 11th 1933 --

(dir. Alfred E. Green)
-- released on July 1st 1933 --

(dir. Ernst Lubitsch)
-- released on December 29th 1933 --

(dir. James Whale)
-- released on November 13th 1933 --

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Runners-up: 42nd Street (dir. Lloyd Bacon), She Done Him Wrong (dir. Lowell Sherman), The Dancing Lady (dir. Robert Z. Leonard), Deluge (dir. Felix E. Feist), Gold Diggers of 1933 (dir. Mervyn Leroy), Dinner at Eight (dir. George Cukor)

Never seen: Queen Christina (dir. Rouben Mamoulian), Little Women (dir. George Cukor), Mystery of the Wax Museum (dir. Michael Curtiz), The Bitter Tea of General Yen (dir. Frank Capra), The Private Life of Henry VIII (dir. Alexander Korda), The Eagle and the Hawk (dir. Stuart Walker)

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What are your faves of 1933?
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Thursday, January 18, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Holiday (1938)


Johnny: When I find myself in a position like this,
I ask myself what would General Motors do?
And then I do the opposite!

Archibald Alexander Leach was born on this day 114 years ago in Bristol of England, and 28 years after that he became Cary Grant, working actor, with the sex comedy This is the Night - a film that really only seems to be remembered for marking the debut of one Mr. Cary Grant. 

Later that same year (we're talking 1932 at this point) he'd star in more memorable pictures - there's the submarine thriller Devil and the Deep, which starred Gary Cooper, Charles Laughton, and Talullah Bankhead... and yes Talullah Bankhead worms her way onto a submarine and it is just exactly what you think that would be like, aka awesome.

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PS I've posted about Devil and the Deep before (how could I have not, with that cast) -- read that here. Anyway we're not here to talk about Gary & Tallulah, although it sure is hard to not talk about Gary & Tallulah, we're here to talk about Cary!

Charles is fine with that. Super fine. So anyway besides Devil and the Deep Cary also starred - in this his first year making movies! - in Josef Von Sternberg's film Blonde Venus opposite Marlene Dietrich, although much moreso - he's the proper leading man this time around. Cary was tops from the get-go really, is my point.

And yes Blonde Venus is the movie where a blonde-afro'd Marlene does a, um, let's say "racially charged" strip-tease out of a gorilla costume while surrounded by black dancers done up as "ooga-booga" jungle people. It's one of the most striking sequences ever put on film though, I really recommend you watch it if you never have:
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I suppose Von Sternberg & Dietrich felt they needed to one up her infamous song and dance numbers in The Blue Angel and then the one in Morocco where she wore a tuxedo and kissed a woman - I can't imagine what Marlene Dietrich seemed like to the folks of 1932. Can you imagine? A space alien. She must have felt like their Tilda, I guess.  Anyway... right, Cary, we are here to talk about Cary. I keep forgetting! How does one forget Cary Grant???

I quoted Holiday up top, which I just re-watched for the dozenth time over the New Years break - it's a New Years movie and one of the greatest ever made if you don't know; I can't recommend it highly enough. I can't really say it's my favorite Cary Grant movie because he made all of those movies with Hitchcock but it's definitely my favorite Katharine Hepburn film - she's stunning and dreamy and funny and perfection in it. Wait... am I talking about Hepburn now? What is wrong with me??? CARY EFFING GRANT...

... is in the house. Point being earlier this week we posted our weekly "Beauty vs Beast" series at The Film Experience and asked you to choose your favorite Male Star of Alfred Hitchcock, between Cary and Jimmy Stewart, and you should go vote on that for a first or a fifteenth time. Cary is actually in the lead right now, although to be honest my vote would go for... you know what? Nevermind. It's Cary's birthday. I'm just gonna shut up. Love you, Cary!


Monday, January 15, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Dr. Pretorius : Sometimes I have wondered whether life
wouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils,
no nonsense about angels and being good.

The great Ernest Thesiger was born on this day in the year 1879 - I hope and pray that somewhere there's a 139 year old reanimated version of him cranking out queeny one-liners, because what could be better? Bride was on TV a few weeks ago and I realized I very much want to go back and read Christopher Bram's stellar book The Father of Frankenstein, which was the inspiration for Bill Condon's stellar movie Gods & Monsters - it's been 20 years since I read it, which seems impossible but is clearly true given the year. My goodness. Any fans of the book? 

Oh and as long as I've brought up the Bride I guess I should remind y'all that Elsa Lanchester's phenomenal auto-biography is finally being reprinted -- the paperback hits shelves on April 1st and you really really need to read it. Known primarily for her role in this movie Elsa had a crazy full life-- from her youthful dance career under the tutelage of the scandalous Isadora Duncan through her marriage to homosexual genius Charles Laughton -- and was a tremendously entertaining writer, and those two things come together smashingly well in this here tome. I cannot recommend it highly enough. We don't need a reboot of The Bride - some enterprising actress out there needs to give us an Elsa bio-pic! Who do you think could play her? 


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1939

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When I did one of my "Siri Says" posts for the year 1938 I made mention that the following year (meaning 1939) is notorious for being one of the greatest years in all of cinema history. It's a big damn year. Cut to today and color me surprised when Siri's actually handed me The Movies of 1939 to evaluate and in doing so has gone and made me realize that I have seen a shockingly small number of this year's classics! I mean sure, yes, I've seen the biggies, the ones everybody thinks of when you say "1939!" (AKA the ones that Victor Fleming and/or George Cukor both directed.) But the list is short, and there are many from this year I'm clueless about. Huh. So while I ruminate on my cinematic phoniness, you ruminate on my list.

My 5 Favorite Movies of 1939

(dir. George Cukor)
-- released on September 1st 1939 --

(dir. Victor Fleming)
-- released on December 15th 1939 --

(dir. Edmund Goulding)
-- released on April 22 1939 --

(dir. Victor Fleming)
-- released on August 25th 1939 --

(dir. William Dieterle)
-- released on December 29th 1939 --

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Runners-up: Golden Boy (dir. Gene Feldman),  Ninotchka (dir. Ernst Lubitsch), Intermezzo: A Love Story (dir. Gregory Ratoff), Union Pacific (dir. Cecil B. DeMille), The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (dir. Chuck Jones), Mr Smith Goes to Washington (dir. Frank Capra), Wuthering Heights (dir. William Wyler)

Never seen: Stagecoach (dir. John Ford), Goodbye Mr Chips (dir. Sam Wood), The Spy in Black (dir. Powell / Pressburger), The Rules of the Game (dir. Jean Renoir), The Rains Came (dir. Clarence Brown), Love Affair (dir. Leo McCarey), Jesse James (dir. Henry King), Gunga Din (dir. George Stevens), Destry Rides Again (dir. George Marshall), Beau Geste (dir. William A. Wellman), Young Mr. Lincoln (dir. John Ford), Son of Frankenstein (Rowland V. Lee)

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What are your favorite movies of 1939?
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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

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Yesterday I listed four terrific movies I watched this past weekend that TCM host Robert Osborne had recommended, and among them was The Big Clock, a 1948 thriller starring Ray Milland as an investigative reporter trying to prove his own innocence of the crime he's concurrently being forced to investigate by his boss, played by Charles "Chuck" Laughton. 

The movie's fab and I recommend you all watch it as soon as you get the chance - it is available to rent on Amazon for a couple bucks! Anyway I am a little reluctant to spoil its finale if you haven't seen it, which this post will do, so I am going to take the rest of this post after the jump. Come along if you have already seen the film or if you just don't care about spoilers...

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

4 Off My Head - Ranking Robert Osborne's Faves

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When our movie-watching buddy Robert Osborne died a couple of weeks ago a Daily Beast article from 2012 started making the rounds - titled "Robert Osborne's Secret Favorite Movies" it lists eleven lesser-appreciated films that the TCM host loved and recommended. Of the 11 there were only 3 that I had previously seen (Dodsworth, Indiscreet, and Remember the Night) and all three are indeed fabulous, so I figured I'd make a go of seeing as many of these new-to-me titles as I could right quick. It didn't hurt that several of them were billed as thrillers. And so while lounging around gratuitously this past weekend I watched four of the movies in one long go of it. And now I shall rank them, from Least Good (although not bad, by any means) to Most Good, as I see them, because why not!

4. The Narrow Margin (1952) -- Nicely shot Film Noir from early in the career of director Richard Fleischer (he made everything from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea to Red Sonja) starring Charles McGraw (he played the fisherman in the diner in The Birds) as a policeman who's forced to transport a mobster's about-to-sing moll across country via a train where Every Passenger Has Secrets. The last 15 minutes worth of surprises make it worthwhile but the moll herself is a real pain in the ass you're actively rooting against safe passage for. I suppose that's part and parcel for the moral murkiness of the Noirs but you don't love to hate her, you just kinda hate her.

3. The Big Clock (1948) -- Ask me again in five minutes and I might have totally rearranged the placement of these other three films, because I enjoyed all three of them immensely. I am planning on having more to say on The Big Clock tomorrow though for our "Thursday's Ways Not To Die" series, because it's got a death scene in it that I rewound and watched three times in a row. It's terrific. It stars Ray Milland as a crime magazine reporter tasked with working out a crime that he's personally just been framed for. He's trying to throw his fellow sniffing reporters off his own scent as the noose tightens; it's a great set-up, and the scenery (mid-century office building) is grand, and he's surrounded by a stellar supporting cast including Maureen O'Hara and my beloved husband-wife duo of Charles Laughton & Elsa Lanchester (the latter typically hysterical).

2. The Mating Season (1951) -- Every time I watch a Gene Tierney movie I kind of can't even process how extraterrestrially gorgeous she is - that woman was not of this Earth. I don't know why she isn't remembered more - she honestly might be the most beautiful Classic Hollywood actress there was. The Mating Season isn't entirely hers though - she plays a rich lady rescued from falling off a cliff (seriously) by a poor gentleman (John Lund, who's a bit of a dud frankly); the rest of the movie is a charming farce in which his mother (an Oscar nominated Thelma Ritter, typically delightfully Thelma-Ritter-ian) pretends to be their maid, et cetera shenanigans. Easily the best part of the movie is Miriam Hopkins playing Tierney's rich bitch mother - a total gas.

1. My Name is Julia Ross (1945) -- This movie rules! How had I never heard of this gem? It stars an adorably irritable Nina Foch as a woman who applies for a secretary position only to be kidnapped, drugged, and forcibly cast as the crazy wife of a crazy man in a mansion beside the sea in service of a murder plot most foul. How I went this far in life without a deranged Dame May Whitty I'll never understand. Julia Ross is utterly ridiculous, and I was enthralled.

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So have you seen any of these?
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