Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Criterion Gives Birth This January
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Pics of the Day
I had been bitching for awhile, in my extremely priviledged way, that the cast of Robert Eggers' Nosferatu hadn't been doing Q&As here in New York City the way they had been doing for the past several weeks all over the map -- well it turns out they were saving the best for last! And so last night I got to see the movie (a fourth time!) with Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård, Willem Dafoe, and Lily-Rose Depp all there alongside their director and above you'll see several videos and photos from the experience. And let me just tell you -- being five feet away from Nicky & Bill being buddy-buddy was certainly an experience.
But unbelievably that was not the high point of the night -- the most memorable part of the evening came just beforehand when I was waiting in line for the screening in the movie theater's lobby. They have one of the repliucas of Nosferatu's sarcophogus in the Lincoln Square lobby (yes the same ones you can buy on Focus Features' website for 20K lol) and I was leaning on it while waiting to check in, when who should appear through the revolving doors but a live rat.Y’all a LITERAL FUCKING RAT just ran past my feet and under the #Nosferatu sarcophagus in the lobby of the AMC while I’m waiting in the line for a NOSFERATU screening — talk about viral marketing
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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I feel like I should be making this story up given how prominent the press push about all the live rats they used in this movie has been, but I am 100% telling the truth. A rat came into the movie theater through the revolving doors and ran past my feet under the Nosferatu sarcophogus. I am not the only person who saw this -- the people in front of me in line did, and the PR rep for the movie leapt on her chair and screamed. I am in awe. Talk about getting me in the mood.
Anyway the movie plays better every time I watch it -- click here to read my review of the film if you haven't yet. or wait one week, see the movie in theaters yourself, and then read my review. Whatever. Just see this gangbusters horror flick. Eggers made something deeply fucked up in all of the right ways. Exceptional stuff.Monday, December 02, 2024
Tonight We Feast!
Friday, March 15, 2024
Happy Pride From Criterion!
Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Judge: Mrs. Malnorowski, there is nosmoking in this court-room.Hatchet's Mother: I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I?And what do I get for those taxes? Happiness?Hell no! I get tuberculosis!
HAPPY 32 TO CRY-BABY pic.twitter.com/91U4Uc03io
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 6, 2022
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Pics of the Day
Monday, May 24, 2021
Can This Candy Man Can
Thursday, January 21, 2021
King of Candy
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) January 19, 2021
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
What Are You A Wizard
Tuesday, July 07, 2020
Hypnotizing Fishermen Isn't Acumen!
Rewatching an aggressively awful movie in order to write about a wonderful performance contained therein — the sacrifices I make for you people!— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 7, 2020
Monday, April 06, 2020
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Allison: What's the matter, Cry-Baby?Cry-Baby: Everything's the matter!Allison: It's just the thunderstorm.Heat lightening. It's sexy.Cry-Baby: It's not sexy!Electricity makes me insane!
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Wolf Boy Becomes Wolf Man
What this actually most reminds me of is Park Chan-wook's criminally under-rated 2006 romance I'm a Cyborg But That's OK, which had the singer Rain romancing Soo-jung Lim, who believes herself to be half-robot and has elaborate fantasies -- or are they? -- where her mechanics take over at great moments of stress and the like. The tension between one person's belief in another and how that feeds the increasingly dangerous fantasies becomes, in Park's hands, the perfect engine to explore What Love Means. Let's hope it's like that!
On an interesting side-note the original star of this movie was apparently supposed to be our favorite spritely lil' weirdo Barry Keoghan, making this the second project in the past month -- alongside the Y: The Last Man series -- that Barry's either dropped out of or been booted from, not sure which in either case. We're giving him the benefit of the doubt that his big Marvel movie Eternals has swallowed up his time, but if another project drops we might begin to worry. Funnily enough in a weird bit of overlap the director of Wolf is Nathalie Biancheri, whose last movie Nocturnal starred Cosmo Jarvis, aka Barry's co-star (and MNPP crush) in Calm With Horses, which we just posted a trailer for the other day.
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks,
none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.