Good Morning, World

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You can usually tell if I got nothing in the morning, because I'll lean on an Ol' Reliable like Nev here or maybe Nico Tortorella - somebody whose Instagram I can run to and always find something to share in a pinch. They're always there for me, and I hope they know I am always here for them... ahem, ahem. Anyway I never did post the video that Nev's babymama made of Nev's crotch while he was working out (I don't know, don't ask me) so you can watch that right here, or here it is in glorious gif form:

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... catching some rays with Nev Schulman.

I really don't know where the internet keeps finding these things (besides Nev putting them onto the internet himself, of course) but I'm glad fatherhood hasn't mellowed his exhibitionist tendencies - there's nobody else serving up this kind of hairiness right now and I need my fix unfettered.

Good Morning, World

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Nev Schulman did a pro-fur PETA ad

and I approve of that message. (thx Mac)

But doesn't it seem an odd choice for PETA
to use dead stuffed animals?

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Good Morning, Daddy

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There's nobody sexy celebrating a birthday today (my apologies to Mad Men creator Matthew Wiener & famous producer slash "Tan Mom Prototype" Robert Evans) so we'll go for the easy low-hanging fruit - Catfisher and Fur-bearer Nev Schulman posted that picture on Instagram yesterday and our friend Jarett brought it to our immediate attention - the funny thing is I'd been checking Nev's pictures only an hour or two earlier to see if he'd been flashing da fuzz again... I think he must have heard my body's cries. They're like a dog whistle, or a bird's call - look at the birds out there, listen to their call... ooh-wee, ooh-wee!!

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Good Morning, World

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It had been awhile since I'd seen anything of interest from Nev Schulman - besides pictures of other dudes peeing and his Catfish co-star Max in sweatpants, his Instagram's been eerily chest-hair-free. I'd say a tumble weed of chest-hair was blowing across it but that'd be generous, even. Doesn't he know why we hang around? Anyway as you see above there was something - I'd just been looking in the wrong place! This is from a video he posted on Facebook a few weeks back. Silly me for doubting. Hit the jump for the full video and also a few more gifs...

Nev Schulman One Time

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I'm in a terrible and sad mood today,
but this helps a little. (via)

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... soaking with Nev.

I guess I posted that great big gallery of Nev's Hairy Chest a day too early (either that or he heard my cry to never ever stop) cuz he went and posted this picture this morning. And believe you me I have scoured that reflection behind his head for any unexpected bonus...

Gratuitous Nev Schulman

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That picture is like Hall of Gratuitous Fame worthy, isn't it? His chest hair makes me dizzy, you guys. The shot comes to us via what I believe is Nev's girlfriend's Instagram? I don't care enough to dive into the practical matters of his personal life, but as long as she posts pictures like this let them be!

Seriously. We've posted plenty of Nev in the past but over the break I also stumbled upon an Instagram account called "NevsChestHair" which, you know, posts what it sounds like it posts, and thar be loads upon loads of treasure in there them hills! (Furry furry hills.) And after the jump you'll find around fifty new-to-me shots from these two sources...
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Good Morning, World

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Look at this picture of Nev Schulman that I have never seen! How have I never seen this picture of Nev Schulman? What a world, man. Anyway did you guys know that Nev ran the New York City Marathon? If you follow his Instagram you did, but maybe you missed this other dude's video, which involves a whole lot of Nev hamming it up for the camera. (Nev apparently finished the race in 3:34:31, which means nothing to me besides sounding exhausting.)

I'm so fascinated by the man-scaping Nev does - I wish, in my deepest heart of hearts, that I had as much body hair as he does, but that sharp cut-off line at his neck weirds me out... same as Jake Gyllenhaal's under-boob contouring, actually. Then again if the alternative is a total shearing a la Charlie Cox on Daredevil then by all means, trace the United States across your breastbone, what do I know? Okay y'all hit the jump for a ton more of Nev...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... crossing the finish line with Nev Schulman.

I considered saving these pictures for a "Good Morning, World" post later this week but then I saw the Back to the Future reference on the banner above his head in the top shot and I figured they'd make a nice prelude to tomorrow's big "Back to the Future" celebrations. I mean I personally don't really have anything specifically planned but I'm sure it will, you know, come up. And speaking of...

... coming, you know, up, I don't know how it's possible that there are more Nev pictures on the internet than I've been able to previously post (see here for a start) but I stumbled upon a batch (with lotsa Max-related homoerotica included) so hit the jump to wallow in more deluxe chest hair than you could knit an entire army of sweaters from...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... seeing how Nev Schulman measures up.

I don't actually think that is a measuring tape strapped around Nev's bosom but since I have no idea what's happening there, let's just go with that. Nev must, Nev must, Nev must increase his bust! Anyway I've posted some Nev pictures here at the blog a few times before -- click here for all of them but this post about him in just a speedo's where it's at... okay this one too -- but I thought I'd posted more of him... turns out I've mostly posted pictures of him on the Tumblr. I guess since I don't actually watch his show Catfish I have less to say about him as a person -- him and his chest rug are for ogling alone. But I figure since he's been making some serious concerted effort to woo me via his Instagram account...

... I mean like seriously seriously...

... I'd give him another round of proper blog affection. Hit the jump for couple dozen pics, and try not to get all of that fur stuck between your teeth in the process...
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My Birthday Is Coming Up

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... and Nev Schulman is raffling off his chest hair.

Coincidence? Or Fate? You decide.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... rock hard with Nev. (via)

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Today In Social Media Gratuity

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It's impossible to keep up with it all since actors are whores whoring their whore selves out every chance they get (and bless them for it, it keeps the rest of us regular ol' whores going) but I had enough pictures worth mentioning sitting on my phone this morning to justify a little bit of a round-up. Up top that is SNL's Pete Davidson proving he's much more than a funny dork - he's a funny dork with abs. Who knew? That picture os via SNL's officiual Instagram account, which also shared...

... a couple of this week's host Chris Hemsworth bringing the expected ample Aussie beef to the Studio 9H. I also posted a couple of pictures of Chris...

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— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 8, 2015

... on Twitter, in case you missed it.

Do you guys watch Broad City? You guys should be watching Broad City if you're not watching Broad City, it's wonderful. Anyway in the most recent episode we learned a little bit about Paul W. Downs' character's background, and as you can see there... it's a pretty ample background. (via)

Max from Catfish posted this shirtless picture of Nev and I will always take the chance to indulge (admittedly guiltily) in the luxury of Nev's hairy chest. Always.

I don't really know what Grey's Anatomy actor Jesse Williams was getting at by hashtagging this shot of his tattooed back "blackout" - I believe that's his back, I don't know if the tats are real or not, or what they are for... but none of that matters because Jesse hasn't flashed skin in ages and we'll take what we can get, even if it's inexplicable. A pretty back on a pretty man though.

And then there's Jared Padalecki, who was suddenly all over Facebook this weekend. I have no idea what that was all about but he posted this shirtless picture (bad tats are a theme, I guess) so that's something. Is Supernatural still on? How is that possible? Which one of you is still watching Supernatural? You stop that right this minute.
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... deep diving with Nev Schulman.

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I guess today is all about the speedo - first we got that Jason Statham video and now this. Nev in all his furry glory only shows up at the end of the video to pose and flex for a hot second, but it's a perfectly fine hot second, it is. (See previous Nev appreciations here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here.) And the rest of the video is a couple of cute dudes hanging around in speedos too, pretending it's silly that they'd ever wear speedos, when I was having a just fine time watching them in speedos. So basically, watch the video. And after the jump a couple more pics of Nev...

Good Morning, Nev

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As I also expressed on Tumblr the other day, I cannot change the channel whenever I see that Catfish is on. Nev Schulman and his furriness renders retreat unsustainable.

TGT10: 26 Gratuitous Runners-Up

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And now comes the time when we interject a little something-something in the celebration. Every now and then, here and there, some movies in 2010 featured some menfolk in various states of gratuitousness. Mostly this means they took their clothes off, although not always. Mostly mostly what it means is the camera pointed itself on them and they transformed themselves into a big ball of sex for an instant, now captured forever. To be passed down through the halls of time and celebrated, appreciated, always. This is an attempt to document the ones that mattered most. These are our runners-up.

Aaron Tveit, Howl

Adrien Brody, SpliceAaron Eckhart, Rabbit Hole

Ashton Kutcher, Killers (more here)
Alex O'Laughlin, The Back-up Plan (more here)
Channing Tatum, Dear John (more here)

Brandon Routh, Scott Pilgrim Versus the World

Daniel Radcliffe, Deathly Hallows Pt. 1
Dwayne Johnson, The Tooth Fairy
Ewan McGregor, The Ghost Writer (more here)

David Lyons, Eat Pray Love

Edoardo Gabbriellini, I Am Love

Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter
Garett Hedlund, TRON: Legacy (more here)
Jake Gyllenhaal, Prince of Persia
(more here and here and here)

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James Franco kissing Aaron Tviet, Howl
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James Franco kissing himself

Jerry O'Connell. Piranha 3D

Josh Duhamel, Life as We Know It (more here)
Joel Edgerton, Animal Kingdom
Justin Long, Going the Distance

Nev Schulman, Catfish

Patrick Wilson, Barry Munday (more here)

Scott McNairy, Monsters

Steven Strait, City Island (more here)
Zac Efron, Charlie St. Cloud

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poll by twiigs.com

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Keep in mind with that poll that we've still got more to come,
so if you don't see your favorite here it still might be showing up.
Because coming up next...
MNPP's 15 Great Gratuities of 2010!
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