Monday, February 10, 2025
Meet Barley Keoughan
Thursday, October 17, 2024
Good Morning, World
Wednesday, May 08, 2024
Big Hogs For Everybody
"Alpha Gang follows alien invaders sent on a mission to conquer Earth. “Disguised in human form as an armed and dangerous 1950’s leather-clad biker gang, they show no mercy… until they catch the most toxic, contagious human disease of all: emotion.”
Friday, April 12, 2024
Sasquatch Sunset in 150 Words or Less
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
The Best is Yeti to Come
Tuesday, June 20, 2023
AKA Riley Keough's Grandmother
Tuesday, May 09, 2023
I Do, Nicky, I Do
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
Good Morning, World
Friday, March 03, 2023
Sam Claflin Thirteen Times
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Jakey's On Fire
Tuesday, September 07, 2021
Guilty As Charged
Monday, August 30, 2021
Some Jake In Your Ears
Jake Gyllenhaal just posted a phone number that gives you an ad for THE GUILTY if you call it! #theguilty pic.twitter.com/DZM68Gai5u
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 28, 2021
Monday, August 23, 2021
Guilty of Biceps in the First Degree
I am so worried that this movie will be a complete bastardization of the super duper good original (SEE IT) but at least Jake reuniting with Fuqua is making me remember Jake's Southpaw body so all's not for naught https://t.co/OPVAIPUb7h pic.twitter.com/RRmeeVRrkq
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 23, 2021
Anyway my assumption was for once right -- no ass outta me this time! -- and there it is up top, our first look. And it looks exactly like one would expect it to look if one has seen the original (spectacular) film which Fuqua's remaking, which was like a one-man play focusing on a 9-1-1 operator (Jakob Cedergren) as he navigates an ever-escalating emergency call. I recommend you see the original!
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Farewell For Five
THEY WERE ALL RIGHT#ZOLA IS BOSS SHIT
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 9, 2021
OSCARS FOR EVERYBODY @A24 pic.twitter.com/BXwFIcdM5G
FUCK THIS HEAT pic.twitter.com/UziXAdTCMJ
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 30, 2021
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
Alex Going Above & Beyond Infinity Again
"Infinity Pool follows James and Em, who are young, rich, in love, and on vacation. Their all-inclusive resort boasts island tours and gleaming beaches. But outside of the hotel gates waits something much more dangerous and seductive, beyond the edge of paradise."
Monday, June 07, 2021
Colman Domingo One Time
Monday, November 16, 2020
Who's Jake Gonna Call
Should I rewatch Prisoners? pic.twitter.com/qrIau3i11V
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) November 12, 2020
... and Da’Vine Joy Randolph who was so so so very good in Dolemite is My Name last year. That's a great effing cast, right? So why am I saying this is, and I quote, "weird"? Because the 2018 version of The Guilty is best known for being a one-person movie! It starred (the very handsome) Jakob Cedergren as a (very handsome) 9-1-1 operator (do they call it 9-1-1 in Denmark?) who attempts to unravel an ongoing crime via the telephone call that comes in. Its essentially a radio-program playing out across Cedergreen's (very handsome) face for ninety minutes.
Thursday, October 29, 2020
The Cult of DaKeough
"Based on the book written by Cameron, the story follows her as she recounts her upbringing in the notorious cult Children of God. After emancipating herself at the age of 16 and building a life away from the cult, as an adult Cameron (Johnson) embarks on a road trip with a close friend (Keough) to investigate and document contemporary cults existing in America today. Two young women set out on the ‘adventure’ of a lifetime and Cameron’s emphatic, raw and at times incredibly funny experience on the road runs parallel to her examining and processing the psychology and trauma of her own childhood being raised in a cult. It’s a journey of meltdowns, meth cooks, monks, Jesus freaks, soap-making Armageddonists, surveillance vans, ex-Apple employees and finally, Cameron’s confrontation of her parents and ultimately herself."
Friday, September 18, 2020
One Stacked Weekend
Although I've got a pile of New York Film Festival screeners to watch and reviews to write this weekend (slash for the next two weeks) I'm actually impressed I got as much done this week as I did, because this week revealed itself to be a doozy, new-release-wise. Not just movies either, what with three television series of note all premiering -- Luca Guadagnino's We Are Who We Are arrived on HBO on Monday, while Ratched hit Netflix...
Earlier today I reviewed Sean Durkin's The Nest, starring Jude Law and Carrie Coon, right here. It is good!
I reviewed Antonio Campos' The Devil All the Time, starring every young actor on the planet plus Jason Clarke tugging it to street trade, right here. It is... okay?
I whiffed the fact that they switched the release date for Miranda July's latest called Kajillionaire to next week and went ahead and reviewed that anyway, right here. That'll be out a week from today! I will surely re-remind you then.
On top of all of that I also got my first of many to come NYFF review out with my thoughts on Steve McQueen's Lovers Rock, which just opened the fest -- read that over at The Film Experience. I'll have more up over at TFE over the weekend and through the next couple of weeks for the fest, so stay tuned!
Your biggest priority out of all of these things would be... well it's PEN15, isn't it? Honestly if I was home right now and not trapped at my office desk I'd be re-watching the second season of PEN15, which is absolutely everything, just everything. I very much liked the first season but the second season takes the whole show to glorious, surprising heights -- the show is a classic now. An all-timer. For real. Watch PEN15 dammit!
I was totally jazzed when my beloved Michael Angarano showed up on #PEN15 in the new season but I had no idea until right now that he and the show's star Maya Erskine are a real life couple!!!! NEW FAVORITE COUPLE ALERT pic.twitter.com/T6oapEQ1n0
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) September 12, 2020
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Devil Needs a Deep Breath
And like a feast you get too much of some good things and not enough of others. I complained earlier this week about not getting enough Mia Wasikowska -- the same is very nearly true of all the female characters, save Eliza Scanlen and maybe Riley Keough, although the latter's character remains a festering question mark. Which is okay -- most of these people don't seem to know themselves (who does) and a movie that knows that isn't not doing its job. It knows better.
That said everybody's wrestling with their own gods in their own ways, and some of the dishes began to seem redundant, piled on top of each other as they are -- so many fishy preachers, all to the same ends. If you want me to see generations falling under the spider-faced spells of the same madness I need to feel the time pass a little better, otherwise it begins to blend, a pile-up of flavors and Robert Pattinson Accent taste sensations -- I just wanna savor the ham, Antonio Campos! Let me savor Rob's ham!
My main complaint, which is only half a complaint, is everybody's doing good work here -- I believed in this place, even as it stuffed itself to the gills with gothic melodrama, and I wanted to spend more time in here rifling around. I wanted some patience, a slow burn, but I got a loping forest fire instead. I'm sure Pollock could've told everybody involved if you let a fire breathe, give it some oxygen, it'll light up even prettier. He seems the type to know.