Showing posts with label George Lucas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Lucas. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

THX 1138 (1971)

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Since I'm on an unexpected Star Wars kick thanks to the crazy good series Andor -- as dived into yesterday -- let's go ahead and wish George Lucas a happy birthday today. I'm 100% going to be re-watching the SW prequels and such over the next few months, whenever I've got time to waste really, since Andor was so good it made me feel like diving into the world of the Skywalkers et al. And yet here I am using a quote from one of his few non-Jedi-related projects for this post! What -- you want a Jar-Jar quote instead? But in related news -- if you've watched the final three Andor episodes tell me your thoughts in the comments! (I stayed up way too late last night to binge them all and personally -- swoon, they stuck the landing.) 

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

A Love Letter To Genevieve O'Reilly


I was rightfully chastised yesterday when I mentioned that I hadn't written anything here on the site proper about Andor (even as I haven't shut up about it on social media) so let's right that wrong today with a love letter to the biggest reason for that love -- namely Genevieve O'Reilly's extraordinary performance as the senator-turned-rebel-leader Mon Mothma. She's been playing the character in some iteration since she her scene got cut out of Revenge of the Sith in 2005 -- the character was originally played by Caroline Blakiston in Return of the Jedi, ("Many Bothans died to bring us this information") and no I couldn't have told you any of this nerdy shit a few weeks ago before I binged the first season of Andor right before the second season began. As I've stated on here a million times I've never been much of a Star Wars person; I was way too young when the original trilogy came out to pay them much mind (my parents didn't take me to the movies so I definitely didn't see any of them in the theater) -- Jurassic Park was my Star Wars. But since binging Andor, phenomonal Andor, I find myself wanting to go re-watch all of the Star Wars movies, which will surely turn out disappointing in comparison given that Andor is operating on a completely different level than anything else the franchise has ever accomplished. At the very least after tonight, when the final three episodes air, I will have to go and watch Rogue One again -- Andor is that film's prequel and I have a feeling I'll have a very different reaction to it now compared to the shrug it got from me when it came out in 2016. 

All of that said it's Genevieve O'Reilly we're here to celebrate, and celebrate we shall -- there are several great performances happening on the show (Denise Gough and Kyle Soller as those fascist creeps Dedra and Syril we hate to love, for instance) but, with all due apologies to Diego Luna -- Andor belongs to O'Reilly. Watching her transformation from a life of walled-off privilege to one of dangerous rebellion all due to her steadfast commitment to freedom for all has been wildly inspiring to watch -- I don't know if there will be a better scene on TV this year than the one where she has a breakdown on the dance floor at her daughter's wedding as she realizes just how much her life is collapsing around her. Andor has been so smart about the way it's wielded what we know is coming -- the inevitability of everyone's coming roles in the rebellion (given we already know most of their fates) has enriched every choice instead of undermining the tension. Tony Gilroy (the showrunner) has done an astonishing job forcing us to luxuriate in these uncomfortable choices, and nobody's made a richer feast out of this than O'Reilly. Give this woman all of the awards!

Been a hot minute since I have loved a character and a performance as much as I love this lady right here #andor

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) April 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM

Thursday, August 22, 2024

Manny Jacinto Eleven Times


Not that it's possible to take a bad photo of Manny Jacinto -- as I've said more times than I can count I am sometimes convinced he is a computer-generated special-effect and not an actual flesh-and-blood human being (but if you want to come touch me to convince me otherwise, Manny, I am here and waiting!) -- but he looks super fine in this new photoshoot for Nuvo magazine. I guess we'll have to take these in exchange for stupid Disney canceling his Star Wars series The Acolyte, though I must admit I was part of the problem...

... even when Manny took off his clothes I still didn't watch the show! I kept meaning to but I can't bring myself to get excited Star Wars anymore. I was never the biggest Star Wars person anyway but there's just too much of it right now. Okay I'm not exactly making the case for The Acolyte at this point so I'll shut up. How about that Manny though? Hubba bubba. Hit the jump for more...

Monday, September 11, 2023

Good Morning, World


Happy Monday (or should I say "Montag") morning from gay German actor Clemens Schick (via) -- haven't had the chance to post about him since I did that great big gratuitous post on him in 2017 so I thank him for sharing this photo on his Insta. Looking at his IMDb I see he's been playing a character called "Ham" on the Star Wars series Andor? Mkay.Sure why not. I have heard good things about Andor -- I am wildly indifferent to Star Wars but maybe I should give it a go? I do love Diego Luna...

Thursday, August 31, 2023

Back To Boyd


Lots of Boyd Holbrook popping up this week unexpectedly -- I re-watched both Gone Girl and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny over the past two nights (I'd totally forgotten he was in Gone Girl at all) -- and along with the fact that it's his birthday tomorrow, well why not let him have tops-of-the-blog honors before I head off for a long weekend? And somehow these two vintage photos of Boyd from his pre-acting modeling days didn't make it into the enormous gratuitous post I did of him back in 2015. (I go back to that post so often -- it soothes me.) Anyway yup, it's a four day weekend. I am off until Tuesday and there are zero movies out this weekend worth talking about so I got nothing to recommend. I'm going to spend it catching up on the quite terrifyingly large piles of blu-rays I have been buying, and going to see a couple of movies at the "Bigger & Louder" series at the Paris here in NYC, which just revamped their system. I am seeing Playtime in 70mm tomorrow, holy shit! Anyway this weekend is just the quiet before the storm of fall movie releases -- NYFF will be swallowing me up by the end of September -- so I'm going to enjoy this breath whilst I can take it. Y'all have a good one and see you in September! (And as always if you see something good, say something in the comments.)



Tuesday, August 08, 2023

Wookie Wookie Wook-Ahhh!


Have you ever seen the notorious disaster, the Star Wars Holiday Special? George Lucas doesn't make it easy -- you have to be a hacker like the little girl in Jurassic Park in order to get your greedy paws upon it -- but it's possible. I personally had only seen clips -- mostly because I didn't care that much, as Star Wars has only been a thing I've liked fine enough but never been in love with. But I finally sat down and watched it start to finish last week after watching the doc A Disturbance in the Force: How the Star Wars Holiday Special Happened, which is about... well, the title says what it is about. Anyway that doc screened at the Fantasia Film Fest and I reviewed it right here for Mashable. And then I sat down and watched the Holiday Special and... wow. It's indeed a lot. But unlike half of the Star Wars things I have seen, my life felt noticeably richer for having experienced it. Bea Arthur sings with a rat-puppet from Food of the Gods, y'all! Just knowing that makes me stand taller.


Tuesday, August 01, 2023

Quote of the Day


“I have particular things I will never see. I will never see any ‘Star Wars’ films, because I resent that I know so much about them and the characters. Why is all that in my head when I’ve never actually seen one, you know? Why do I know about R2-D2 and Darth Vader and all these things when I’ve never even seen any ‘Star Wars’ film? ... I’ve never seen ‘Gone with the Wind’ and I never will, just because I feel like it’s forced on me and it’s some kind of corny thing. ... But I watch all kinds of stuff. On a plane recently I watched ‘Cruella.’ I love the ‘Naked Gun’ movies because they’re so stupid. I’m sort of amazed by the ‘John Wick’ movies, just by how many people he can kill. I haven’t seen the ‘Twilight’ movies. ... These are very subjective, just kind of stubborn things on my part. I don’t like mass things being shoved on me, but I will go see them. Like ‘The Terminator’ is a masterpiece of cinema. It’s a big action movie, essentially. So I don’t really differentiate. ...

But I have to tell you one thing I hate — and you can just do a little test yourself: watch any recent action-oriented movie and look for any shot that’s more than three seconds long. I find that really insulting and shit filmmaking: like they have to keep it moving every three seconds. And that’s the longest they’ll leave a shot on! And then cut. One second, cut! Two seconds, cut! Three seconds, cut! Man, I get a headache. I just turn it off. I’m like, Come on, man, go to film school! Watch something! Go read a book! Look at a painting! Look at something. This is nonsense. I can’t stand that."

I just went ahead and plopped down the entirety of what director Jim Jarmusch said to Believer mag about where he stands with regards to Pop Culture because -- my god, am I Jim Jarmusch? I mean I'm not the world's biggest Jarmusch fan -- my favorite movie of his is probably everybody else's least favorite, his zombie comedy The Dead Don't Die -- but he and I as people seem to have an awful lot in common. Not that I haven't seen the Star Wars movies -- I have, and more than once -- but I one thousand percent get where he's coming from. Indeed it's a lot of what I was getting at when I wrote about Barbie last week. That movie itself is fine, it's fine, but I actively resent that it's what an artist like Greta Gerwig is forced to work with by the system, and its bonanza box-office success -- while I can recognize the good stuff (A woman dominated product breaking box office records! It's not a superhero movie!) -- just depresses me. So let people sneer at things, is my point. Snobbery is sometimes good! The democratization of culture has good things about it, but the idea that everybody has to appreciate the same things and hate the same other things is exhausting. 

Thursday, June 29, 2023

So What's Your Destiny


Let it be known that I went into Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny with exceedingly low expectations -- the second that James Mangold was announced as director all my hopes melted away like that one Nazi's face at the end of Raiders. I found Logan vastly overrated and was nearly bored to literal death by Ford v Ferrari, and so I figured this was gonna be a disaster. And yet here we are -- I actually thought Dial of Destiny was pretty fun! Click here to read my review at Pajiba where I get into it. It's got some issues but it's better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- Ford is wonderful (of course he was) and I love love loved Phoebe Waller-Bridge in it. I also loved the go-for-broke ending, and there's a really weird scene where Antonio Banderas shows up with a boat full of shirtless muscle-bound sailor-men that is totally gratuitous aka made for me. And made for any of you reading this, I'd wager! PS in related news if you missed it earlier today I ranked Harrison Ford's hotness at Mashable, which you might also appreciate. 

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

We Named the Dog Indiana


Okay baby -- tonight's Indy 5 night! Spin that dastardly Dial of Destiny because this is really happening. Whatever the hell a "dial of destiny" is. I guess I will know tonight. And I'm not sure if I am excited, terrified, indifferent -- we'll see what the movie delivers and decide then. Which is the way it should be, I suppose -- I just wish I could go in anticipating more. I tried to re-watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a few weeks ago and, uhh, didn't make it too far. I think I have tried to re-watch that movie like four times since its release and I never make it all the way through? I definitely haven't seen the ending with the spinning alien nonsense since the first watch, even though that shit's burned into my brain. And not in a good way. Anyway stay tuned for my opinion next week, I will be reviewing this one. I'll be off for the rest of the week for Tribeca stuff -- more reviews will be appearing soon enough! Until then have a good weekend...

Monday, June 20, 2022

The McGregor Goldmine Continuum


Are any of you watching that Obi Wan show? You know... the one about... an "Old Ben Kenobi"? Sorry that dad joke will never not make me chuckle, because it's one of the few Star Wars lines I remember. Anyway that show sucks! I have tried, and I have tried again -- which is to say I have now watched two episodes -- but I don't think I want to try a third time. I know the prequels have been on the receiving end of some critical reevaluation as of late, mainly because the people who were kids when those movies -- which were made for children -- came out are now old enough to write about such things online. But I haven't had an ounce of desire to revisit them and Obi Wan is giving me bad flashbacks to them. 

Specifically all the cloying child acting. Not to rag on an actual child -- I will not get specific -- but why is Star Wars so bad at making kids not annoying? It's not the child's fault -- when they're that young it's just a product of bad direction. Anyway I suppose I'm just not invested enough in Star Wars and never have been, even though there are things about that universe I do find very entertaining. I'll take some Princess Leia strangling Jabba with her chains any day! 

And I know two episodes isn't enough to judge a performance, especially given the arc that the character is clearly written to be on, but Ewan's just given me nothing to hold onto so far. I imagine it picks up further down the line but I don't feel invested enough to wait for that. It's not like they can kill him or the little one he's protecting, so there's no tension to any of the action. We know these characters will live to ripe Old Ben Kenobi age!

Anyway I don't want to exclusively rag on Ewan so here are two happy Ewan things -- one, he is looking incredibly fine in these photos for GQ magazine -- you can read the interview here. And two -- there's a rumor going around the internet that a brand new restoration of Todd Haynes' masterpiece Velvet Goldmine, which features one of Ewan's greatest performances, will be getting the Criterion treatment in the not too distant future! Now that is a thing to celebrate -- that movie's been out-of-print for awhile now. So let's celebrate with the rest of this shoot after the jump... 

Friday, May 27, 2022

5 Off My Head: The Mad Count Chris


The singular legend Christopher Lee was born one hundred years ago today! While I've made no secret about the fact that when it comes to May 27th Horror Legend Birthday Boys I'm more of a Vincent Price (who was born 111 years ago today) than I am a Christopher Lee, that doesn't mean I don't love Lee! I love him loads. Indeed ever since Severina couple of years ago  put out that amazing "Eurocrypt" boxed-set of more obscure Lee titles (which is on sale for a measly 85 bucks right now, by the way) I've found a new appreciation for him -- and also on that note Severin recently announced they're putting out a second set of even obscurer titles (out in July you can pre-order it over here) so I'm sure there'll be even more amazingness to be mined. That said given what a truly epic run Lee had career-wise, working across eight (!!!) decades of the movies, narrowing down one's faves is a fool's errand. But I'm gonna try anyway, because I am nothing if not an epic fool.

My 5 Favorite Christopher Lee Performances

Count Dracula, Horror of Dracula (1958)

Count Drago, The Castle of the Living Dead (1964)

Lord Summerisle, The Wicker Man (1973)

Duc de Richleau, The Devil Rides Out (1968)

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Runners-up: HugoGremlins 2: The New Batch, Horror Express, The Whip and the Body, Hercules in the Haunted World, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Corridors of Blood, Star Wars 

What are your favorite Christopher Lee performances?

Mads Mikkelsen Thirty-Two Times


I didn't pay a lot of attention to that first photo from the fifth Indiana Jones movie that dropped this week because 1) it's a fucking silhouette, let's not cream our jeans over a silhouette. But also as stated when the news broke I'm not a fan of director James Mangold and if somebody's going to take the reins from Steven f'ing Spielberg I'd rather it be somebody I'm a fan of, ya know? Anyway I only just remembered now with this new photoshoot in Esquire (via) of Mads Mikkelsen that Mads is in the movie, probably as the villain because come on he's Mads. And that makes me more excited. Not that Cate Blanchett could save the fourth movie. Anyway there was other Mads news this week to share -- he's making a sequel to his Netflix movie Polar (and I still haven't seen that first one) and he's reuniting with his Royal Affair director Nikolaj Arcel to make a Danish Western set in the 18th century (thx Mac). Sure why not. As long as all of this work doesn't interfere with my plans to fund a fourth season of Hannibal by whoring myself out to anybody willing to pay. And I'm cheap, fellas! Hit the jump for this whole shoot...

Thursday, April 15, 2021

The World's Gone Mads


You have probably already read this by now but in case you get all of your news from this here website... oh my god, don't. Don't do that. I can only imagine. Picture it, it's like The Truman Show, only with a child raised from birth to death with MNPP as their source of information. That'd be a horny, dumb baby, my god. Anyway! Mads! He just got cast in the fifth Indiana Jones movie. No word of course on his role, but everybody's naturally assuming he'll be the villain because, you know, his face and his entire career or whatever. But I think we could possibly be jumping to conclusions. Maybe they will surprise us. But if he is the villain I don't see any reason to be annoyed about it -- being a villain has bought Mads a lot of expensive haircuts over the years. (His hair always looks so expensive, doesn't it?) Really I'm just hoping he uses his star-power to force a fourth season of Hannibal into production. Do whatever ya gotta do, Mr. Mikkelsen!

Friday, April 09, 2021

The Temple of Phoebe


Today's all about good vibes going out to women we adore, it seems -- I just wished Kristen Stewart (here) and Elle Fanning (here) happy birthdays on Twitter, and now comes word that the great Phoebe Waller-Bridge has just landed the biggest role of her career (yes, bigger than writing the new Bond script): she's going to play the female lead in the fifth Indiana Jones movie. Will this movie be better than the last one? I don't know. Harrison Ford's back of course but Steven Spielberg isn't directing -- it's James Mangold, who, well I know a lot of you are but I'm not at all a fan of. But honestly whether the movie's "good" or not doesn't matter at this point, because even the shittier shit elements become iconic -- "nuke the fridge" anybody? I even consider Cate's Evil Russian Bob iconic...

... and no, I will not be taking questions. Anyway time-wise this one will be in the 1960s won't it? Will they go to Cuba? Hiring Phoebe makes me think the series will go right at the James Bond thing head-on -- ye olde archeologist Indiana being a relic of the past, with "Super Spies" being the hip cool cats of the mod future. God I've half written this thing already, haven't I?

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Pedro Pascal Two Times


Sweater porn! Sweater porn! Loves me some sweater porn, and Pedro's not so bad himself either. I feel bad that I hated the fucking guts out of the first season of The Mandalorian because I do like Pedro and I would like to watch him in something. (I mean if a home-made porn with his BFF Oscar Isaac isn't available, anyway.) So I ask you people -- what are you thinking of the second season? Even if you're incorrect and thought the first season was better than a pile of shit, I will ask you, because I am open-hearted and generous, quite like an actual saint.

Thursday, April 09, 2020

The Pleasure Dom

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If you need something to look forward to -- and who the living fuck doesn't need that right now -- I tell you that in just three days Run, the new HBO series from producer Phoebe Waller-Bridge and her right-hand woman Vicky Jones (they've worked together on basically everything) and starring Domhnall Gleeson here and the great Merritt Wever, will premiere! I shared the trailer back in January, approximately 9000 years ago -- it looks like an absolute blast.


Anyway since that shit's clearly massaging the needy wanting happy spots in our brain tissue this afternoon I figured we'd keep the pleasure rolling with a lil' Domhnall quiz, as we do enjoy this particular ginger...

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Thursday, January 02, 2020

The Tight Pants Strike Back

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You may have (but probably didn't) notice I didn't mention seeing Star Wars XXX: The Rise in my Tightpants in my write-up of favorite things I saw over the holidays -- its absence was as deafening as was the crowd's response to the film's final title card at my screening. What a pile of space-poop it was. But at least we'll always have the set of gifs I just posted on our Tumblr of Oscar Isaac wearing Those Pants and snuggling on John Boyega, at least. If you have any thoughts to share on the movie -- even if it's just to reciprocate my space poop! -- y'all feel free to do so in the comments. And with that... that's that for this week, I guess! Let's all go get un-hungover, watch the Golden Globes together with me on Twitter on Sunday night, and be here bright & early Monday to start all over again...


Friday, December 20, 2019

Christmas Tombs & Hanukkah Tigers

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If you're looking for a last minute gift idea for the holidays for a real movie buff (i.e. yourself probably) I highly and profoundly recommend snagging a copy of the new blu-ray double-feature set of Fritz Lang's so-called "Indian Epic" which consists of two 1957 flicks that were released back to back, The Tiger of Eschnapur and The Indian Tomb. They're really just one long movie divided by a cliffhanger, and they're really and truly insane. I did a Twitter thread whilst watching them in high amusement this past weekend...
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... which only begins to hint at the camp -- and serious filmmaking as well! -- pleasures therein. This is Fritz Lang, after all -- dude knows how to make a movie. The influences these had on the Indiana Jones series are obvious -- it sometimes feels like the artifice and technicolor of a Douglas Sirk melodrama wedded with a Saturday Afternoon Serial, with everybody slathered in brown make-up and screaming in German. There's Bava lighting in caves and sexy dances under outrageously bosomed goddess statues, snake puppets and a zombie leper colony and quicksand. I mean it is obviously a product of its time, but WHAT a product. One of a kind. Well two of a kind. And don't sleep on lead actor Paul Hubschmid either...


Thursday, December 19, 2019

The Rise of Tight Pants

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I suppose it's antithetical to post about something when I'm avoiding something but hey, I'm just like any other man, and I just wanna look at Oscar Isaac in tight pants. (Sidenote: our pal Manuel interviewed Oscar recently and the tight pants came up... so to speak) Point being I'm not seeing the new Star Wars until Sunday and I'm neither in a huge rush nor terribly enthusiastic about it, but I'd prefer to not get it spoiled. It's just, I realized this week... do people really give a shit about any of these new characters? I like the actors obviously, but these characters -- and yes I include weepy man-baby Kylo Ren -- all read as wafer-thin to me. I recall some visuals from the last couple of movies -- Last Jedi was flat out gorgeous -- but where those characters were emotionally? That's like footnotes. I mean... I don't know what I expect. It's not like Luke & Leia & Han were exactly bastions of depth. Sorry am I murdering everybody's childhoods right now? I'll shut up and make it better:

Monday, December 02, 2019

Know From Adam

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Well here's a thing you and me can read here on our lunch breaks -- I write this as my dripping-with-snow miniature pizza just got delivered to my office and yes, I tipped well -- and said thing is Adam Driver's new cover store for Rolling Stone magazine, at this link. I hope they talk about Marriage Story some and it's not just Star Wars because nobody can actually talk about Star Wars beforehand, which makes for a boring read. A sexy brooding red-and-black photo-shoot, sure, but a boring read. Speaking of the shoot hit the jump for more...