Showing posts with label Joel Edgerton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joel Edgerton. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

One Plague After Another


One of 2025's great under-appreciated movies was writer-director Charlie Polinger's The Plague, which starred Joel Edgerton as the swim-coach (not as sexy as it sounds -- he didn't even wear a speedo once even though we've seen him rock one before dammit!) -- for a bunch of shitty abusive teenage boys. There those two are above, looking like the co-kings of the prom together. The Plague wasn't really Joel's movie though -- it belonged to Griffin in Summer wunderkind Everett Blunck who had one helluva 2025; Everett played the main character, who begins to lose his grip under all the peer pressure of teen-dom, which sees the movie flirting with body horror as it grows more nightmarish. Anyway The Plague's ace so if you haven't seen it yet, do. 

The reason we're here right now though is Polinger has announced his next movie and I can't beleive I forgot to mention this earlier, when this news first dropped a few weeks back -- for A24 he's making a new film version of one of my all-time favorite horror films, Roger Corman's Poe-adaptation The Masque of the Red Death with Vincent Price. The film is already set to star recent Oscar-snatcher Mikey Madison, and today they've announced that Léa Seydoux will be in it as well. 

"While A24 is mum on the official plot but does describe the project as wildly revisionist and darkly comedic. Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Madison is playing twin sisters in a story that sees a mad prince take in the noble class into his castle while a plague devastates the peasantry. The story sees a long-lost twin, hidden among the lower class, enter the castle and into a decadent world of orgies, opium, power schemes, revenge and decapitations.... Seydoux will play a scheming lady-in-waiting who is conniving her way to the top."

As much as I adore Corman's movie (I dressed like Price in it one year for Halloween!) I love the idea of re-adapting the Poe stories -- they're so lush and dark and repellant and perfect. Mike Flanagan's recent The Fall of the House of Usher was my favorite season of his Netflix work. So bring it on! That said of course now I'm just curious who'll be the "mad prince"... casting thoughts?


Friday, November 21, 2025

Quick Me on Train Dreams & Wicked 2


Train Dreams -- It's not often that I have a completely different opinion when I see a movie a second time than I did the first, and so it feels important to note when it does happen. And it very much happened with Train Dreams, Jockey director Clint Bentley's Malick-ified adaptation of Denis Johnson's book and starring Joel Edgerton as an old-timety railroad worker, on Netflix today. I saw it an Sundance in January and got swept up in the current of its lush visuals and lyrical score (from The National's Bryce Dressner), plus its fine clear-eyed close-mouthed turn from Joel Edgerton. It wasn't enough of a love affair that I felt the need to write a review at the time, but I thought my heart might grow fonder down the line. 

This was not the case -- a re-watch a couple of weeks ago was like a gust of tornado winds splitting through its smoke, and all that was left rang hollow; an ash-heap where a forest once stood. It was as if the film rotated ninety degrees and revealed cardboard backing. It's got the appearance of meaning that reveals itself to be thimble-deep, like a video of somebody diving into a gorgeous lake only to break their neck on the rocks mere inches beneath its serence surface. (The score, on its own merits, still rules though.) 

Wicked For Good -- Nobody should be coming to me for opinions of the Wicked movies, since this shit was always gonna be straight-up me-kryptonite from the start. And yet -- wow! This movie is really, really bad! Far worse than the already awful first one, which at least had a sense of humor, best embodied by Ariana Grande's fluffy little performance therein. This one doesn't even have the decency to have a plot, or "things that happen" -- humorless, tuneless, meandering flying-monkey malarkey, it feels like one terrible song about how a character feels piled on top of another one piled on top of another one until every iota of your patience has been crushed to yellow dust for that endless CG stretch of brick road. Bury beneath it and be done with me! In a better world people would be embarrassed. But, in the spirit of giving, I'll end on the one highlight:

There is this one shot of Jonathan Bailey in Wicked For Good, and you'll know the one when you see it, that is utter pornography, just absolute unhinged filth, and it made all of it worthwhile

— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

No Other Master


Much the way I end up wanting several different versions of posters every time a new Yorgos Lanthimos movie comes out -- and sidenote I can't believe I never linked to the big recent NYT article about Yorgos' longtime poster designer Vasilis Marmatakis, which can be seen here -- I feel the same every time a new Park Chan-wook movie hits. And sure enough his latest No Other Choice has cause for a buffet of movie art beauty. The one seen above is an echo of the main poster, previously posted here -- I already own a copy of that earlier poster but I would one hundred percent also like to buy the one seen here too. Sigh! And don't even get me started on the transclucent one that was being handed out at screenings of the movie in South Korea! I'd kill every person I love to just hold one of those in my hands! Aaaanyway why am I bringing up a movie I have 1) already reviewed out of NYFF right here, and 2) isn't actually out in limited U.S. theaters until Christmas? Because I got some super-powered star-fucking I am super-psyched to mention! I'm about to check another "breathing air with a favorite director" experience off my bucket-list tonight when I see this movie for a third time and it's followed up by a Q&A with Master Park himself! And his leading man, long time beloved hunk Lee Byung-hun, will be there as well! I AM SO EXCITED, YOU GUYS. I'll clearly be posting from it over on my Insta, so keep your eyes peeled there. Did you see my photos of Joel Edgerton and William H. Macy at a screening of Train Dreams last night? They're below if you missed 'em. Tis the busy busy awards-season time of year so expect more star-fuckery to come. 

Some snaps of Joel Edgerton, William H. Macy and director Clint Bentley at tonight’s TRAIN DREAMS screening! #traindreams @Netflix.com

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM

Tuesday, November 04, 2025

Joel Edgerton Twelve Times


The Sundance sensation Train Dreams (which I quite liked -- especially its killer score from The National band-member Bryce Dessner) is hitting some screens this weekend and so we're getting lavished with photo-shoots of the film's star (and possible / deserved Best Actor nominee) Joel Edgerton wearing some of the most coveted-by-me clothes I've seen in a men's fashion layout in ages...

... I love love love so much of what he's wearing in this shoot for Palm Springs Life magazine. I would wear 90% of this stuff. (That yellow jacket above -- actually every piece of that outfit -- is especially making me swoon.) As for Joel obviously yes please yes but I do kind of wish he could land bigger magazine covers than Palm Springs Life. But it's not my job to make that happen! At least they gave us a shit-ton of photos. All of which I will share with you now after the jump...

Friday, February 23, 2024

Good Morning, World


I mean this metaphorically, not literally like Barry Keoghan and Joel Edgerton are seen doing there, but let's jump into the icy end of this Friday and get 'er done. I am ready for the weekend already. And no I don't know why Barry & Joel are hanging out half-naked together -- if you google their names it's not a future project that comes up, but just a bunch of people saying that they look similar to one another. I guess? It never struck me before but they do have a similar eye thing going on. Anyway the boys have worked together previously -- they were both in David Lowery's fabulous The Green Knight -- Barry robbed Dev Patel, while Joel kissed him. What a movie. And even I have posted pictures of them hanging out together in the past. So clearly they're pals. If y'all need a third, just sayin...

Thursday, December 07, 2023

Time To Listen To John Waters Again


I was wondering just the other day what was going to happen to legend and icon John Waters' annual top ten list now that ArtForum shat the bed -- well the smarties at Vulture snatched him up, that's what! His favorite 2023 movies are listed right here -- can't believe John Waters loved Oppenheimer, but here we are! That said per usual he always picks a couple I haven't seen, no matter how hard I try and there are three this time. I tragically missed Catherine Breillat's movie when it screened at the NYFF, and I hadn't even heard of the Éric Gravel or Ulrich Seidl movies. 

That said I did actually see the one he goes out of his way to say nobody will have seen -- Pierre Creton's deliciously bizzarre gay gerontophilic romance A Prince, which played for a hot second at NYFF, and he is correct -- it's ace. Everybody should seek it out, at least if you've got a taste for strange.

And he's also doing good work when he says that Sigourney Weaver is giving "the best performance of the year" in Paul Schrader's Master Gardener -- I really don't understand why this work isn't getting more love! I thought she was phenomonal here; it's her best and most complicated work in some time. Here is my review of that movie, which I really dug. Anyway check the whole list to see what Mr. Waters has to say about all ten of his faves. Of the seven I've seen there's not a rotten apple among 'em -- although my feelings on Oppenheimer are more mixed I do think it's Nolan's best work in a long time.

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Row Row Row Your Boys


George Clooney's latest homoerotic fantasia The Boys in the Boat has gifted us with a trailer today -- this is his movie about the rowing team at the Nazi Olympics yada yada that stars Callum Turner (mmm Callum Turner) and Joel Edgerton and James Wolk and a bunch of other hot pieces crammed into tank tops and shorts and ...

... getting all wet and sweaty with one another. Sports! Am I right? I shared a pile of photos from the set of this movie back when it was filming that were worth a few shakes of the leg but this trailer proves that there's nothing like a golden-boy filter thrown on the camera lens to make the homoeroticism truly sing!

This movie is out on Christmas Day, so I suppose a lot of you people should be preparing yourselves to be shifting around uncomfortably in the seat next to your parents as you discover fresh new and exciting feelings about the wonders of rowing. Here is the trailer:


And I made several more gifs for us, after the jump...

Friday, May 19, 2023

Master Joel


I first saw Paul Schrader's new film Master Gardener, which stars Joel Edgerton as a former white supremacist turned horticulturist and Sigourney Weaver as his Plantation-owning boss, at NYFF last fall.  And then I saw it again a few weeks ago, in preparation for its release in theaters today. But it wasn't until I started writing about it for my review that I was really able to suss out  how much it actually has going on beneath its surface. So I don't think I even begin to scrape off its many layers in my Mashable review, read it here, but I try. What I was really aiming for is how the film's ambiguities are its strengths, but not in the shallowly provocative way you might expect. I think Schrader's light touch -- and yes, Paul Schrader uses a light touch here! -- enriches the film in ways that become more obvious the longer you sit with it. Also Sigourney Weaver's real good, and that helps. Anyway go read my thoughts, go see the movie and let me know what you think, and here's the trailer:

Monday, April 03, 2023

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Pope: Bourbon and Coke's not a very gay drink, mate. I think, look, if you're a gay man, if you are, and you wanna make yourself a gay drink, just go ahead and make yourself a gay drink, you know what I mean? That's what I'm talking about, mate. I just want you to tell me things. You know, it kills me to see you living a lie.

He's right, of course -- speaking as representative
of the gays,we drink Bourbon and Ginger Ale.
A happy 54 to Ben Mendelsohn today!

Tuesday, August 09, 2022

10 Off My Head: NYFF's 60th Main Slate!


As I sit here swampy and miserable from the relentless August sun there's one bright light that's not making me shield my eyes out of exhausted horror -- the New York Film Festival has today announced their full Main Slate of movies and man oh man am I excited! And it's not just because when I think of NYFF I think of myself comfortably wearing sweaters in the autumnal cool of late September, but that don't hurt. It's also because once again this fest is offering up the auteurs I come for -- this fall is promising to be a great one for us movie-lovers and NYFF makes it a one-stop-shop every damn time. 

I'll share the full press release down below, but first I'm going to highlight the ten titles from the Main Slate that leapt right off the page at me. Please note I am not including here the four gala films, which were announced earlier this month -- those are Noah Baumbach's White Noise is the Opening Night film; Laura Poitras’s doc All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (telling the dueling tales of photographer Nan Goldin and the billionaire family Sacklers prescription drug empire) is the Centerpiece film; Closing Night goes to Elegance Bratton's film about queer soldiers called The Inspection (see my previous posts about that right here); and finally there will be a special screening of James Gray's coming-of-age drama Armageddon Time. I am going to focus on just the Main Slate titles for this list.

My Most Anticipated 10 From NYFF60's Main Slate

Decision To Leave (dir. Park Chan-wook) -- I have been posting about this movie for two full years now, ever since the first whisper of it weaved its way through rando corners the internet; I shared the first trailer right here. Sounding like a Noir only shot in vivid color it's about an inspector falling for the wife of a murdered man (played by Lust Caution's great Tang Wei). Anyway Park is a Top 5 Living Filmmaker for me so this one's The Event of the fest from where I stand. This is PCW's first movie since The Handmaiden six years back, for god's sake! I am thirsty!

The Eternal Daughter (dir. Joanna Hogg) -- I liked Hogg's Souvenir sequel better than I liked the first one, but I'm glad she's making something else this time, and a lead role for Tilda Swinton will do the trick just fine, thank you. 

Pacifiction (dir. Albert Serra) -- I'm not an expert on Serra's filmography, having still only seen Liberté, his last film, at NYFF three years back. But when i think about memorable viewing experiences at NYFF the first one that comes to mind is Liberté, which they screened for press at nine in the morning and which consists mainly of an excruciatingly drawn-out and grotesque orgy in the woods astride 17th century royal France. It stunned me in a way that was often repugnant and a week hasn't passed since where it hasn't popped into my head. (Here is my review, by the way.) Anyway this new movie stars Benoît Magimel (best known here in the US as the hockey player that Isabelle Huppert's obsessed with in The Piano Teacher) in a "gripping, atmospheric thriller" about a French bureaucrat visiting a Polynesian island that includes "a resort that caters to the prurient exoticism of foreign tourists" and yeah, this sounds like the stuff.  

Stars At Noon (dir. Claire Denis) -- I posted about this one before when it was supposed to reunite Denis with her beloved vampire boyfriend Robert Pattinson; Rob dropped out because of Bat-related responsibilities and Joe Alwyn took over the role instead. Margaret Qualley stars opposite him -- it's an erotic political thriller or something of the sort, that's set in Nicaragua? I'm picturing Denis' version of The Year of Living Dangerously, basically.

Master Gardener (dir. Paul Schrader) -- Speaking of Sigourney Weaver movies, we have ourselves a Sigourney Weaver movie! I personally consider Paul Schrader more hit-and-miss than most critics and film fans seem to but there's no denying he's a writer and a director with a vision and a voice and it feels like it's been ages since Sigourney had a real proper leading role with one of those. That said I don't know if she is a leading role actually -- she plays the owner of a fancy estate garden which is kept up by Joel Edgerton's character, and he's one of Schrader's patented "dude with a troubled past come back to haunt him" types. But let's hope Schrader feels like reminding us what Siggy's capable of!

R.M.N. (dir. Cristian Mungiu) -- Anyone who's seen 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days knows that Mungiu is obviously a great director, but I'm in this one for the plot, which is about a rural Transylvanian butcher whose wife goes mute after witnessing something horrible in the woods. I don't think it's going to be quite as horror-themed as that sounds, but it's the closest one in NYFF's line-up to horror! 

Showing Up (dir. Kelly Reichardt) -- Kelly Reichardt has never made a not great movie, full stop. And this is his first movie since her greatest movie First Cow came out in 2019. Not only that it reunites her with her favorite star actress Michelle Williams! There is no "no" here. Michelle's playing a sculptor in Portland; Hong Chao her landlord. Plot-wise it all sounds lighter than usual, but it will inevitably crack open out hearts and smash them into a million billion pieces because that's what these women do.

Scarlet (dir. Pietro Marcello) -- Per usual most of my reasons for seeing these movies are based on "I like the director's past work" and Marcello's last movie was the great great great Martin Eden -- consider me sold. And this is a French fable co-starring Louis Garrel! Consider me double!

TÁR (dir. Todd Field) -- Field hasn't made a movie since Little Children in 2006, which is totally and entirely inexplicable. But I suppose he only made one movie before that, the indelible In the Bedroom in 2001, so we don't know him well enough to know what's explicable really. All those two movies show is he's a director who should be directing more movies. This one is a big return though, starring Cate Blanchett as an orchestra conductor who loses her shit.

Triangle of Sadness (dir. Ruben Östlund) -- I shared the trailer for this movie just a few hours ago! Watch it here! Harris Dickinson is a male model on Woody Harrelson's super-yacht, cue depraved social commentary. I'm a big Östlund fan and this one seems as tailored to my specifications as The Square was a few years back.

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The New York Film Fest runs this year from September 30th to October 16th, and you can expect lots of coverage from your truly here and on other websites, as I have been doing for something like a full decade now? I should go check and see which NYFF was my first press-accredited one. I've been going since I moved to NYC twenty-plus years ago of course, but I think I've only been official press for about a decade? Anyway it's my hometown beloved, and I can't wait. Now you may hit the jump for the full press release with the full Main Slate...


Tuesday, June 07, 2022

Pics of the Day


Don't know how I managed to miss these photos from the set of George Clooney's upcoming movie The Boys in the Boat, which is about the University of Washington's rowing team in the 1930s working their way to the big 1936 Berlin Olympics (via) -- this one was on my radar immediately because the last time Clooney gathered up a bunch of hot boys for war stuff we got the hyper-gratuitous antics of his Catch-22 miniseries with Christopher Abbott. You add sports to the mix and you cast people like Callum Turner and like Joel Edgerton and like James Wolk and you set it during the height of inadvertently queer (thank you J.C. Leyendecker) "Arrow Man" fashion...

... and you've got a fetish parade right up my alley. Probably yours 
as well! Hell it's clearly George Clooney's best life...

Has anyone ever looked more in their element?

And yes George, I am just jealous. With good reason. 
You can see all the good reasons right on after the jump...

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Smoke Em If Ya Got Em


Now this is a random ass bunch of words slapped together I am about to share with you! Aussie director David Michôd, who gifted us with Animal Kingdom and The Rover and Timmy's bowl-cut-epic The King, is all set to make his next movie titled Wizards! (exclamation point included), which will apparently be a stoner comedy starring our beloved serious-thespian flame Franz Rogowski alongside (umm) SNL star Pete Davidson (umm?) as weed-heads who stumble upon a bag of cash that they shouldn't stumble upon, cue hijinks. I'm assuming "comedy" here I will admit -- maybe this will be more in league with Robert Pattinson in Good Time, which was not a comedy at all but could have had its wacky plot described as one beforehand. Oh and this was co-written by Michôd's usual co-writer Joel Edgerton. In all honesty the only thing throwing me off here is Davidson, and I was generally alright with him until he started dating she-who-shall-not-be-named. I will try not to let that particular toxic cloud cloud up my enthusiasm for everything else going on. I will try!

Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Next On Joel Edgerton's List...


I knew if I went looking on Tumblr (which, contrary to the general consensus, is still a thing) somebody would've been decent enough to've already made gifs out of Dev Patel and Joel Edgerton kissing in The Green Knight, and sure enough! Y'all should definitely have seen The Green Knight by now, it's available to rent on digital while also simultaneously being bloody fucking brilliant -- here's my review -- so if this is your first time seeing that kiss the spoiler's on you. 

Anyway I'm not here to talk The Green Knight, but I am here to talk Joel Edgerton (so why not illustrate post with a gay kiss involving him, I say?) The news is that Joel just signed on to co-star in Master Gardener from director Paul Schrader, and co-star with whom, you ask? No no Dev Patel, although I wouldn't argue with them becoming the Hepburn / Tracy of our day. No Joel's co-star this time excites me even more -- Sigourney Weaver! A million huzzahs for Sigourney getting a big role from an important director! She's got a movie screening at TIFF next week too (The Good House with Kevin Kline) so I'm really hoping we're in the early stages of a Sigourneyssaince, it's well past due. Now take it away, Dev's lips...


Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Knight Hits Home!


I came thiiiiis close (the extra i's are for extra closeness) to buying a pass for A24's online screening of The Green Knight tomorrow night since I've only seen the movie once at a public press screening in a theater and totally loved it -- I reviewed it here! - and this seemed like a safe option until who knew when it was hitting VOD. I hadn't bitten the bullet on the twenty bucks for a virtual ticket yet though, and I'm glad I waited -- today A24 announced the movie is hitting VOD the following day, this Thursday. I would be annoyed if I'd have jumped, because waiting for the weekend (when it will probably be cheaper) will be much easier. Either way y'all should see the movie as soon as you can, in whatever manner you deem best. Is very good!

Thursday, July 29, 2021

How Green Was My Valet


At the heart of David Lowery's 2017 film A Ghost Story a hipster interloper (played by musician and sometime-actor Will Oldham) attending a party in the home of our sheet-headed protagonist delivers a long speech about personal and cultural legacy -- about how it doesn't matter what one accomplishes in life, because all of our monuments will eventually crumble due to the inexorable march of time, cruel time. We all have those little cartoon brooms from The Sorcerer's Apprentice scurrying behind us, sweeping away every mark we've left; even Beethoven's 9th will one day dissipate in the ether, never to be heard again. 

That's a concern that's come up time and again in Lowery's work, whether it's by disappearing dragon or the movie star Robert Redford, and so it makes a world of sense that the filmmaker would be drawn to the mysterious 14th century tale called Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, which has been confounding and delighting scholars and storytellers for seven full centuries and yet somehow, in all its glorious anonymity, still stands today, as weird and wonderful and malleable to shifting modernity as ever.

Lowery's staggering and mysterious film (finally out tomorrow) drops the front half of the full title, punning itself hard on just being The Green Knight -- the devilishly handsome and charismatic Dev Patel fills in the Gawain part but Lowery's more concerned with how green this Knight, and the other Knight in its other way, be. When we meet him Gawain is green in the way of youth. A shoot not yet nicked by time, he's playful and dashed with innocence, eager to prove himself -- as goes the way of men whose skin is yet untroubled by scars or much sadness. 

But beware what you ask for, the saying's gone for a thousand thousand years, and with good reason. Invited to a Christmas party by his uncle, the good King called Arthur (a divinely desiccated Sean Harris, playing the legend halfway to skeleton-town), Gawain laments his adventure-less life, and before the syllables can even cool in the air the doors to the Castle have been blasted open and a gauntlet's been thrown down literally at his feet -- the life and death kind, full of superstitious riddles and bounteous hazards galore; tis a good yarn that's lasted all of these years!

And in Lowery's hands it's magic. Magick? Magicks. People far smarter than I have been teasing out the mysteries of Anonymous' epic poem, which is on its surface actually straightforwardly told, with long passages describing feasts and the passages of seasons in exquisite detail, but which only gets richer and stranger the further you telescope out. The Green Knight who comes a'knockin' at King Arthur's Court, his skin and horse all an otherworldly emeraldian tone, could mean anything, and has come to mean all of the anythings across the centuries. And Lowery, a filmmaker who loves slowing time down to a crawl and existing inside of such strangeness, who always has time for enigma, relishes the riddles, the neither here nor there and also here and also there too, at once, of it.

He's basically the perfect filmmaker for this material, leading us into a labyrinth of essential questions about the nature of time, of purpose, of existence, in an unhurried but visually dynamic (and then some) way. Gawain's adventures are episodic but Lowery makes each feel prismatic off a single piece, as if Gawain is standing still at the center of a maze while all the doorways and possibilites spin and present themselves. Here is where we are robbed and left for dead; here is where a headless specter in a gothic constant night asks our assistance; here is where our future bends back to our past. The finer plot details -- so where's that axe come from once it's already been disappeared? -- cease to matter in the storm of telling and retelling; on-screen titles remind us we're living inside a story that's been told so many times its particulars turn to sand. 

And so actors play different characters, as with Alicia Vikander who plays two very important ladies in Gawain's life -- but are they different? And is that her voice coming out of the talking fox that's been following our young hero about? And do the giants Gawain comes across at one point, enigmatic weirdos a hundred stories tall who howl and evaporate like fog across stone plateaus stretched to the forever horizon, do they maybe even resemble her a bit as well? Romantic notions of the old-fashioned chivalric type, twisted by history's endless variations, become queer inscrutable monumental things -- actually queer at one point too, as Joel Edgerton appears for an entertaining portion to tease out the poem's legendary gay kissy-kissy moments with a wash of bloody and beady-eyed glee. 

Lowery even rewrites the Ghost Story speech I mentioned at review's start and let's one of Vikander's characters rip into those same ideas and notions, on how green is life and life is moss and moss will find its way into every nook and cranny and render us bones in a snap, a snap so fast our bones spin. The camera spins once and Gawain is bones, then back again -- an entire act side-swiped from Scorsese's Last Temptation of Christ gives us the false floors of alternate timelines and happy endings, happy endings that go on for too long to stay that way for long.

The Green Knight is after all a Christmas movie, and the hangover of presents unwrapped hangs heavy -- now what? We put away the things we got, the books back on the shelves, and we keep on living, and another Christmas comes, and we keep on living, books up and bones over, and on. Along the way we make choices and they take us one way, another way, a thousand paths and a half-thousand years all leading to the same place. Do our adventures matter? We chant our stories like snaps of light, firework sparks in dark caverns briefly illuminating the walls, beautiful and warm but for so short too short a moment. Accept the kisses and the beard strokes while they're offered, because aggressive green is coming, at the door, inside the door, the door itself, the walls of the chapel and the spill of the light, bruises belted across our deepest beings. Unknowable giants lumbering unto nowhere, and gone, not a mark in their wake.



Thursday, July 22, 2021

Dripping With Dev


I'm not sure whether today's best news has been 1) Parker Posey joining the new Ari Aster movie, 2) the fact that I can re-watch Zola tonight thanks to it being on VOD now, or 3) the fact that I fiiiiiiinally just RSVP'd for a screening of David Lowery's film The Green Knight, which I've been jonesing for for well over a year now. But for the sake of this post let's go with the latter, because A24 also dropped a new clip of the movie today (via), one which involves a half-naked Dev Patel soaking wet and that, naturally, is currently consuming my thoughts. Watch:

The Green Knight -- which has gay stuff involving
Joel Edgerton, don't forget! -- hits theaters on July 30th!
Oh and A24 just dropped these for your high school locker:

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ...you can learn from:

Animal Kingdom (2010)

Barry: Did you wash your hands? 
Joshua : No.
Barry: You had your hands on your cock. 
Your hands go anywhere near your ass or 
your cock, you wash 'em after. Jesus, c'mon.
Bit of soap, get a lather going. Rinse.
Alright that's enough, now stick 'em under there.

A happy 47 to Joel Edgerton today! If you haven't watched Barry Jenkins' limited series The Underground Railroad on Amazon yet you're missing not just one of the premiere television offerings of the decade at least -- I'll no doubt be willing to extend it to "of ever" once I let a little time pass; hopefully watch it a second time -- but you're also missing also one of Edgerton's finest and quietly terrifying turns as the slave-hunter Ridgeway, who's unrelenting in his chase of Cora (an astonishing Thuso Mbedu).  

It's funny, as I was trying to decide which role of Joel's to quote from for this post -- and of course the one that involves him using the word "cock" twice won out; what do you expect from me? -- I was reading some of his lines Baz Luhrman's The Great Gatsby where he played Tom Buchanan, and I hadn't recalled his Tom being quite so racist, but half the quoted lines were Tom being racist. That in itself isn't the "funny" part -- the funny part was how that made me realize how much of Edgerton's work has been concerned with the subject of race (also consider Loving) or sexuality (his movie version of Boy Erased and fingers crossed the gay stuff in The Green Knight). We should talk more about his cinematic activism, I think. ETA and we should also talk about how he went to the beach for his birthday thereby giving all of us fans the gift today, which is three pictures of him at the beach (thx Mac), after the jump...

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Once You Go Green...


A24 has really been edging the hell out of us with David Lowery's film The Green Knight, which was set to come out last year and which like a delicious carrot on a string they keep push push pushing away date-wise, dropping awesome little crumbs along the way. None have been so delectable, of course, as the news that there might be gay shit going down between star Dev Patel and co-star Joel Edgerton, but everything...

... about this movie has me excited! Like how we get our first glimpses of Barry Keoghan and Sean Harris in a new trailer dropped this morning! I'd actually spaced on Barry being in this, so...

... seeing him pop up here was a tip tip happy surprise. I'd also forgotten Sean Harris was in this too, but he's less of a surprise given Sean Harris seems to be contractually obligated to be in every single movie these days. We are not complaining we love Sean Harris! Although every time I see him I remember the scene in Prometheus where the alien's acid blood melts his space helmet to his face and I have to go sit in a dark closet rocking back and forth for a bit (I told you, suffocation terrifies me!) But...

... let's think happy thoughts. Like how good Dev looks. Ahhh, Dev. The luscious locks, the bushy beard, the high collars and golden crowns -- he rocks it all. Anyway The Green Knight is now set to come out at the end of July, on the 30th specifically. We're waiting!

Friday, December 18, 2020

Dev Patel Five Times


Yesterday the studio with all the hits A24 announced that David Lowery's long-awaited film The Green Knight (an adaptation of Ye Olde Gawain story) is being pushed back to July 30th 2021 -- that's approximately fourteen years after the film was originally supposed to debut, if you've been keeping track and you're also drunk. Anyway I wanted to see this from Day One but then I heard that "Dev Patel and Joel Edgerton hook up" and I got even more interested, which is not surprising to anyone who's spent five seconds on this website. Anyway the trailer's right here, although I recommend just putting the movie out of your head for the time being -- life will be a little less cruel without the impatience for this piling up. Go watch The Personal History of David Copperfield for now to get your Dev fix. It's fun, it also has Ben Whishaw and Tilda Swinton, what more could you want? Besides to take a little nap all nestled up inside of Dev's luxurious facial hair, of course.



Thursday, November 05, 2020

Putting the Gay in Gawain!


Big huge gay rumormongering happening on the Twitter-web today -- which has nothing to do with the election, for a change! It started a couple of days ago when Next Best Picture's Will Mavity caught the R-rating announcement for David Lowery's forthcoming movie version of The Green Knight for A24, which stars Dev Patel as the Sir Gawain of legend -- we showed you the trailer awhile back right here, and were pretty excited at the time not just by the gorgeous looking visuals but also by the sight of Dev's co-star Joel Edgerton rocking just a kilt. (And sidenote, Joel was just recently giving us an inkling what might be underneath.)

Well our pal Will caught that the R-rating was for "violence, some sexuality, and graphic nudity" and we all had some good fun convo about whether Dev or Joel or Dev and Joel would be dropping trou, I joked about them having "a sword-fight"... and then A24 tweeted this today:


And then Will shared some more information of his own:



... and I might just be losing my mind a little bit? This is unexpected, but certainly not unwelcome! If we're gonna get all of these period lesbian romances about beautiful women staring at the water with one another why can't we get one where blood-soaked Middle Ages maniacs get their horned-up fuck on after battle? It's not like that wasn't very much a thing, historically speaking. We demand historically accurate sodomy, Hollywood! Anyway we'll keep tuned to this station for every bit of news, for obviously -- we still don't know when The Green Knight is coming out though, so prepare to remain patient. This week is good practice for eeeeeverybody's patience.