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A few weeks back I shared with you a photo of the front view of Noah Centineo shooting his memorable scene in the 2026 film Our Hero Balthazar -- far be it from me to deny us a back view now that it's available. (thx Mac) I still hate the existence of that shirt though. Set that shirt on fire! Bastard shirt! I mean we know you're not shy, Noah. (And that link ain't the half of it.) 

ETA the longer I have stared at this photo today (every time I scroll down the site it catches my eye anew) the more I convinced myself that I needed to face Noah off with Phil Dunster's similarly way too small and tight black briefs in Ted Lasso (seen here) -- it's the battle of the pinched butt-cheeks!

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When I saw Our Hero, Balthazar at Tribeca last year I was kinda annoyed that Noah Centineo kept that shirt on during the scene pictured above -- it really got in the way of the things I wanted to see, Noah! That said when this set photo presented itself a few days ago (thx Mac) I felt much more forgiving. And here we are. OHB hit theaters a few weeks ago and I believe it's still playing in some and not out on VOD yet -- I honestly wasn't all that crazy about it when I saw it but perhaps you'll dig it. Who knows? Opinions are like Noah Centineo's asshole -- if you wear a long shirt over them nobody will get to see them! Anyway even if the movie's not out on VOD you can find this scene on the internet, in places (ahem) -- I am going to wait until it hits VOD officially to make gifs. Blah blah blah happy Monday. Another fucking week to get through. Let's get to it, then.

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A happy 29 to Noah Centineo today!

Noah Centineo Yet Four More Times

The fine folks at Behind the Blinds magazine have so got my number and are so good at making me do posts on their photoshoots a dozen times -- their interview with Noah Centineo in their latest issue hasn't even made its way online and yet here I am doing a sixth (yes a sixth!) post on the photoshoot for them because they set aside one or two to drop every couple of weeks that simply cannot be denied. To see the previous posts (in the order I've shared them) click here, then click here, then click here, then click here, and finally click here for the most recent one before this one today. Will today's be the last one ever? I certainly hope not! You can edge me alongside Noah forever and ever, Behind the Blinds magazine. Hit the jump for the rest...

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Let's start today off with a little Kit Connor since Alex Garland's war film Warfare has dropped onto VOD today. (You can also pre-order the 4K and blu-ray right here.) And no this gif isn't from Warfare, which unfortunately doesn't feature a group shower scene before the ridiculous cast oif hotties (also including Joseph Quinn, Noah Centineo, Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Cosmo Jarvis, Henrique Zaga, and on and on and on) heads out to battle -- although we do get Joseph Quinn insinuating group masturbation for a moment, and yes I have written out that whole deleted scene mentally-speaking several times over. No that gif is from Heartstopper, the show that introduced Kit to the world and turned him into a thing. (A thing!) And yes that's the gay show, the beloved gay show that I haven't watched yet. Leave me be, I'm busy dammit. (Busy mentally writing war-time circle-jerks apparently.) Anyway here is my review of Warfare over at Pajiba -- a mixed one but I still think the movie's worth seeing, even if I have some issues. (Issue number one -- no circle jerk...)

Who Wore It Best?

I really didn't expect to still be bringing up Warfare two weeks after its theatrical release (especially since I saw Sinners this weekend and holy shit what a movie!) but A24 dropped a new batch of Warfare set photos of the Warfare boys on their Instagram yesterday and I saw the photos right before going to bed last night, which led to me having a truly terrible nightmare:

I've been being woken up an hour or so early every other day lately due to terrible anxiety dreams, but last night's was by far the worst -- Charles Melton and I were trying to find somewhere to have sex but we kept getting interuppted! Why is my subconscious so fucking hateful???

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM

How cruel is that? My brain hates my guts. And I can't say it's wrong to. Anyway since I'm thinking about it now, pained as it is, I figure that photo up top demands a poll:

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Warfare Boys Gone Wild

As you well know -- as you no doubt have scratched into your flesh with a shard of glass! -- I wasn't here on Friday. And so I wasn't able to post a link (from here anyway) to my review of Warfare, Alex Garland's new war movie starring a cast of a thousand hotties that included Charles Melton, Cosmo Jarvis, Will Poulter, Kit Connor, D'Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Joseph Quinn, Henrique Zaga, and our boy Noah Centineo seen above in yet another photo from his truly endless Behind the Blinds photoshoot. (See more here, and that post includes a link to three previous posts from the same shoot.) I also wasn't able to share...

... that video of Kit Connor and Charles Melton digging around in the backside of Will Poulter's trousers from the cast's ridiculously baity press run (which I did previously touch upon here) and that won't stand either. But I should definitely now link to my review, which you can read right here. Did any of you go see the movie this weekend? If so let me know in the comments if you agree or don't with what I had to say. If you don't agree it's okay! It's okay to be wrong! That said there are more Noah photos to share so let's get to that (PS if I had one wish -- sorry, orphans of the world! -- it would be to have Noah's perfect mop of hair) and hit the jump for those...

Grunts Be Gruntin'

I briefly mentioned this earlier this week but I have yet another dentist appointment this afternoon, and so depending on how that goes this might be it for this here Friday. But since we've been posting photos of the Warfare cast of one thousand hotties every day this week I didn't want to let this day go without one, so there's a set photo of Noah Centineo and his grunt's mustache making me grunt in return. Semper f-word, Noah!

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... doing "press" with the Warfare cast.

As I said yesterday when I posted more of Noah Centineo's most recent photoshoot the press push for Alex Garland's upcoming war film with a cast of ten thousand hotties has lots of possibility, and I ain't just dreaming -- this is real, this is really happening! 

The guys seem to've been feeling especially frisky while talking to EW for this cover-shoot. At this rate, with nine days to still go until the movie's release, they'll be frotting by Monday. Huzzah!

The week of sexy #Warfare cast photos continues

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM

Noah Centineo Fourteen More Times

I was reminded this morning by a kind reader (hello Eric!) that over the weekend a big new batch of Noah Centineo photos dropped from his ceaseless Behind the Blinds magazine photoshoot -- mind you this is a photoshoot that's already given us a couple dozen photos that I posted here, and here, and here! They never go soft! (Do I make the "go hard" joke? Or have you all already done it for me?) But Reader Eric actually shared something altogether different with us -- specificlaly this:

I am already infatuated with the press run for Warfare y'all. I knew when that cast was announced we'd be having some fun and I wasn't wrong. I hope somebody gets the guys together for a group photoshoot -- it can be military-themed. I'm down with some swarthy Jarhead action. Anyway they better get on it since Warfare is out in less than two weeks. I hope to be posting something about the movie every day! And for today we've got more Noah and that sits good with me. Hit the jump for it...

Good Morning, Noah Centineo

Well here's one we've been waiting for a month and a half for -- I won't bother to say "patiently" waiting since I've been screaming inside every other day over it -- as a big batch of Noah Centineo's photoshoot for Behind the Blinds has dropped at last! I posted three extremely sexy photos from this shoot on February 12th but it's been nothing but edging off those ever since -- big throbbing thanks to the photographer Sam Ramirez for sharing these at last! 

Per usual Behind the Blinds still hasn't posted the photos themselves on their website since they presumably want people to buy their actual magazine, and who can blame them? Not me! I recommend you do go buy their magazine because their shoots have been feeding us well over the past few years -- they do wonderful work and bless them for it. But that's not going to stop me from posting these photos here because damn damn damn Noah. Hit the jump...  

Which is Hotter?

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Apropos of nothing save I was currently thinking about Charles Melton after seeing the below batch of photos of him chilling with his Warfare co-stars and that led me to those two photos of him that I'd not seen before, a random poll for y'all! Who doesn't like taking a Melton break now and then?

Taylor John Smith seems to be the WARFARE actor with the Instagram worth following!

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) March 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM

Letting Noah Centineo...

... set the tone for this Friday.

Boys in Uniform

We've been keeping our eye on Alex Garland's upcoming war movie Warfare because its cast is a who's-who of do-me -- Noah Centineo and Kit Connor (seen above) plus Joseph Quinn, Henrique Zaga, Will Poulter, Cosmo Jarvis, Charles Melton, Finn Bennett, and several more young actors of note. But also Alex Garland's an interesting director and we look forward to his movies even when they don't star the line-up for our filthiest dreams. Anyway the film's out in about five weeks, landing on April 11th, and we've just landed our first look at it via the below video. Watch:

The film was co-directed and co-written by Iraq War veteran Ray Mendoza, who's telling the story of his own experiences, so expect a real immersive verite thing -- if you can call something as gorgeous looking as the footage contained in that clip "verite" anyway. The film was shot again by Garland's Civil War DP David J. Thompson, who made combat exquisite in that film --  looks like he'll be continuing that streak. In summation after the jump are four pictures of Noah Centineo at one of the Oscars after parties this past weekend because his hair looks so so pretty y'all (what, I get distracted easily)...

Good Morning, World

Hello and happy Monday -- post-Oscars Monday, at that! -- I am running woefully behind this morning and so here are a couple of quick Noah Centineo on The Recruit gifs I haven't shared before since they were the first thing I came across. So to speak. Minds outta the gutters, people! Or not -- however you choose to use them from here is your business. Anyway enjoy, have a good time, et cetera. A simple happy Monday is my point! 

Good Morning, Gratuitous Noah Centineo

First things first that's a terrifically HQ photo above, so liberally click on it to embiggen as I know you will want to. Moving on -- a couple of weeks back I shared with you some photos from Noah Centineo's Calvin Klein campaign in 2019 that I'd (outrageously) never gotten around to posting. Well yesterday I stumbled upon the above photo and realized that I'd only ever seen a pre-crotch cropped version of it, posted here, and that also could not stand. Such horrific oversights on my part! I'd started this post off with an entirely different intent...

... which was to just share the three hot new photos that dropped from Noah's 2025 Behind the Blinds photoshoot (which had already given us three extremely hot photos a few weeks back). But I think we can all agree that that uncropped CK photo gets the top spot on any post. Maybe every post? Maybe every post I post from now on will begin with that photo -- who knows! Makes sense to me though. Anyway this Behind the Blinds shoot is turning out really good and I look forward to seeing them all once they've all been dropped, but here's the thing...

... as I was looking up those photos I found even more old ones I never posted! Also from 2019! (From this video specifically.) I was really dropping the ball in 2019 I guess. And listen -- I have currently fallen down a real Noah Hole and I kinda don't ever want to climb out. You understand. You hear me. Ever since That Scene on his show The Recruit this season the boy's been on my brain and then some! I've been doing this blog for a long time now -- 20 years come June, he types as he crumbles to dust -- and these obsessions come and they go in fits, and it's a big Noah fit we're having this month. So to get to the point I've got the other couple of photos from that Blinds shoot plus a heap of gifs from that 2019 one, plus then some bonus Noah, all after the jump! Come obsess with me on this happy Hump Day...

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After that one-two hoo-boy hotness punch of our boy Noah Centineo yesterday (see here and especially here) I had to spend some time staring at Noah Centineo instead of, you know, thinking about literally anything else happening in the world -- and that led me to the realization...

... that Noah's Calvin Klein campaign in 2019 went woefully under-reported here at MNPP HQ. I don't know what the hell else I was busy with at that moment, but all it apparently, shamefully, merited were two posts -- here and here -- when there was so very much more love coming from him! 

So today I right this egregious wrong and fling a great big pile of that campaign the attention it deeply, deeply deserved back then. And for serious going through those several videos and making these gifs was as much for me as it was for you, believe you me! Now hit the jump for mounds, literal actual mounds, of the Noah goods...

Noah Centineo Three More Times

Noah Centineo was apparently having none of my "innocent" fan-girling out over his hair earlier -- see how less than two hours later he's gone and turned my filthy mind back up to eleven with an extremely hot  new photoshoot for Behind the Blinds magazine (via)? My goodness, Noah! You scoundrel! We only have a couple of photos right now (I will surely share the rest when we have them) but they're all making me spiral (in the sexy way) so hit the jump to check them all...

Noah Centineo Five Times

I consider Noah Centineo's gorgeous wavy pile of perfect hair to be a balm for the mood -- staring at it makes me feel better and I hope it will work similar miracles for you. Obviously staring at other parts of Noah does the trick too but I am feeling surprisingly innocent today -- I suppose the state of the world has me vulnerable, god forbid! -- so let's be simple, pure, G-rated. These photos are from Sharp magazine (thx Mac) -- there's an interview too, right here -- and you can see them all (with a cameo by his Recruit co-star Teo Yoo!) right after the jump...

Good Morning, World

Hey everybody, happy (ish) Monday. I do have to say I'm a bit overwhelmed with the world today (as ought be any person who's looked at the news in the past few days -- oh just a little coup by the richest man in the world while our supposed leaders do nothing, no big whoop) but nobody's coming over here for doom-scrolling. So what I will give you instead is naked Noah Centineo. Twenty-four gifs of naked Noah Centineo from a recent episode of that show The Recruit he's on to be exact. I've got 'em for you after the jump...