Showing posts with label Kyle Gallner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kyle Gallner. Show all posts

Monday, November 03, 2025

The Scream King Cometh


After years upon years of bouncing about in horror flicks, from the ace Strange Darling recently all the way back to that time Faux Freddy Krueger menaced him in a red speedo in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, actor Kyle Gallner has gone and written one of his own! It's called Man Vs. and it's a Gold Rush era survival thriller about a miner who gets betrayed and left to die in the Rockies during winter and must, you know, survive. Hence the term "survival thriller." One of the Radio Silence guys (Justin Martinez to be specific) is set to direct the movie -- and Kyle will of course star. As he well should! We love a period horror film, we love movies about grizzly bears hunting people, we love Kyle Gallner -- all we need to know now is when we can buy our ticket. Okay also will there be any skinny-dipping in mountain streams -- if you haven't written that scene yet Kyle I recommend you scribble one down quick. Something like, "And then he goes skinny-dipping in a mountain stream." See? Easy. Can I have a co-wirter credit?

Thursday, January 23, 2025

The 20 Best Movies of 2024


I have thought about dropping my year-end favorites list on Oscar Nom Day several times in the past, but timing-wise it just hasn't worked out before -- this year looks to be an exception, however! My reasons for thinking it's a good idea are 1) as stated in my earlier requisite post acknowledging that those nominations happened I just don't care about them and I don't want to spend all day reading people's brain-numbing statistics and theories all of which rob me of a will to live. So this gives me something else to focus on. Also today is the first day of Sundance and while I might not be there in person this year (sigh) I will be reviewing movies virtually, and I'm going to be very busy starting to do that almost immediately. So if I don't do this today it'll be a couple more weeks. 

Also -- I've had the list of movies on a spreadsheet for weeks now, and every other day I go onto the doc and I move them around a little bit depending on my mood, and... I could just keep doing that forever, or I could just say enough! And organize them into their final form, waffling be damned. That said 2024 turned out to be an especially amorphous year with no single frontrunner slam-dunk -- any of my top five on any given day could've been my number one. Which isn't to say I think 2024 was a bad year for movies -- quite the opposite! There's a lot of love spreading around here. But let's just stop our yammering and get to the goods. Here at last are...

My 20 Favorite Movies of 2024

20. Strange Darling (review)

19. Femme (review)

18. I Saw the T.V. Glow (review)

17. I'm Still Here

16. Love Lies Bleeding (review

15. Janet Planet

14. A Different Man (review)

13. Flow

12. The End (review)

11. National Anthem (review)

10. Kinds of Kindness (review)

9. Rumours (review)

8. Red Rooms (review)

7. Bird (review)

6. The Substance (review)

5. Challengers (review)

4. Nosferatu (review)

3. Hard Truths (review)

2. Queer (review)

1. Evil Does Not Exist 

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And here are ten runners-up: The Vourdalak, Babygirl, Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, Hundreds of Beavers, Blitz, Trap, The Brutalist, Memoir of a Snail, Do Not Expect Too Much From the End of the World, and Oddity.

Okay -- that's that! Onward and onward!
 Let's get 2025 rolling...

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

My Sweet Darling of Strange


So did any of you go and see Strange Darling this past weekend? It hit about eleven-hundred screens which seems like a lot? I have no concept of how many theaters there are any more -- I realized long ago that paying attention to the Box Office was giving me ulcers. I pay more attention to Awards Season than I do the Box Office now and y'all know how little a shit I give about Awards Season. Anyway point being perhaps some of you saw Strange Darling and so I don't have to feel as guilty about directing y'all over to my review of the movie, which has just gone up at Pajiba. As I said last week when I crowned its male lead Kyle Gallner our greatest current Scream King this is a movie that one doesn't want to spoil too much, given its many twists -- and my review still tries its damndest to be as vague as possible but it's inevitable, in writing about it, that at least a vibe will come across. And this really is a movie that one should know zip zilch zero about going in to have the best experience. That said it's worth that effort -- it kicks ass. I really enjoyed it. So stop listening to me rambling and go see the damn thing while you can!


Thursday, August 22, 2024

Kyle Gallner, Scream King


My review for this one isn't going to hit until this weekend at the earliest, Monday at the latest, but there's a new horror movie out tomorrow called Strange Darling that stars scream-king and noted sexpot Kyle Gallner alongside Willa Fitzgerald (who was apparently on the Scream series, which I never watched) that will be getting my stamp-of-approval when said review does drop -- so maybe go see it this weekend! If my opinion matters to you at all, that is. Here is the trailer:


It's a nearly impossible movie to talk about, so twisty it be, so I'm happy I am able to delay my review until after its opening weekend -- I'll feel a little less lousy about alluding to its twists and turns once the film's been out for at least a couple of days. All of that said as you can see in the trailer and in these photos for Zoo magazine -- Kyle Gallner, y'all. I never would've guessed that Beaver on Veronica Mars would've grown up...

... to become such a surprising little sex symbol, but consider me enamored. I've actually been feeling it since... maybe it was Dinner in America? I specifically remember watching him in that movie and...


... feeling some stuff I wasn't expecting to feel. (That is a really great movie by the way, if you've never seen it.) But now it's expected -- his frequent tank-top videos on his Instagram always perk up my day when they pop up. And he's on such a roll with the Scream King thing between this movie, the aforementioned Dinner in America, Carter Smith's underrated extended exercise in homoerotica The Passenger, the first Scream re-quel, Mother May I?, Smile... hell it even goes back to him in a speedo getting terrorized by Freddy in the 2010 Nightmare on Elm Street reboot.
 
Point being we love you, Kyle Gallner! Keep up the good horror-loving work. And while we wait for my review of Strange Darling to drop in a few days, and to carry us into the weekend with all the hotness, let's hit the jump for the rest of this photoshoot...

Friday, May 03, 2024

Good Morning, World


And a Happy Friday from Kyle Gallner.


Thursday, June 29, 2023

Kyle Gallner's Your Ride Or Die


This hit like some happy surprise news yesterday -- The Ruins and Swallowed director Carter Smith has a new movie coming out on August 4th! It's called The Passenger (I suppose the above poster gave that away) and it stars Kyle Gallner and Johnny Berchtold (yup, poster gave that way as well) as co-workers at a fast food joint who are flung together on a violent road-trip from hell. I want to go on a road-trip from hell with Kyle Gallner!

Anyway the trailer (seen down below) maybe gives away too much, so I might recommend skipping it and just waiting for the movie? But I can say just off its vibes alone that Smith's whole thing where he has a good boy get dominated by a bad boy is very much on display here, as it was in Swallowed (review here) and his incredible short film Bugcrush. And that whole thing is a thing I like! I like it a lot! And so I will probably also like it here! 

Monday, September 12, 2022

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Good Morning, World


The actor Kyle Gallner posted the above video on his birthday one year ago today, but I'm sharing it today, on his birthday 2020-style, because it only recently came to my attention -- thanks to the crazy fun film Dinner in America which I watched for the Nightstream Festival a week or two ago...

... that I love him. Oh I'd loved him on Veronica Mars back in the day, but that was... in a different way than I am speaking of now. Where has my mind been all this time? I have been missing the eff out. I really recommend taking a deep dive into his Instagram, which is all tank tops and babies and puppies and him being crazy adorable. Just spend the whole day there. You got something better to do? Yeah I thought so. Happy birthday, Kyle!

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Monday, May 03, 2010

Hanging Out With The Dream King

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I ended up watching all the Nightmare on Elm Street films again recently in preparation for my piece on the series for MSNBC. I'd seen them all before - save Freddy's Dead, which I realized two things midway through watching: 1) I'd never seen it before, and 2) it's one of the worst movies I have ever suffered through, oh my god it's so so awful - but not in awhile. Save Wes Craven's bookends to the series which I try to watch at least every couple of years, because they're both terrific. And I didn't bother re-watching Freddy Vs. Jason... I guess it just didn't seem like it fit into the series proper. But I find FVJ fun, admittedly in a really hacky way.

Anyway I'm glad I revisited the films in time to see the 2010 reboot, because I felt like I understood what the strengths of Freddy and his films has been, as well as the weaknesses... and man has the series has relished rolling around in its weaknesses. But what's worked for Freddy when he is functioning as a figure of dread has remained pretty consistent. I'm gonna quote what I arrived at in my MSNBC piece here:

"Everybody knows who Freddy Krueger is because he embodies something surreal and terrible. He’s iconic beyond his glove and Christmas-colored sweater because he taps into the feeling viewers get when the lights are off and their eyes flutter half-shut and familiar rooms turn strange. The shadows move. That lump of dirty laundry in the corner… does it have a face?

In order to capture Freddy’s magic, the remake needs to mobilize that strangeness. Wes Craven did so masterfully in the original when the body bag slid down the hallway, or Freddy’s arms stretched the width of an alleyway, or the stairs beneath Nancy’s feet turned to goo.

Freddy Krueger’s been a part of our cultural lexicon for 26 years now not because of the little girls skipping rope singing their eerie rhyme but because of what they represent as they drift into slow motion. The other worlds where anything can happen, and the monster waiting there that will never let us go."

So how does the 2010 film fare in these respects? (SPOILERS AHEAD) I guess I'm gonna call it a draw. And seeing as how terrible I found their Friday the 13th to be and that that franchise-slaughtering film was the last taste Platinum Dunes had given me, well then I'd say it's a minor miracle I'm not raging out on this movie.

I will step back from the faint praise I'm moving towards for a moment here though to admit that by the definition I just quoted myself of giving, of Freddy being about a tap into strangeness, well I think this new film failed there sorta miserably, and that's obviously my main complaint. And it's the bit that I just kind of can't wrap my head around. Why, with technology being so cheap and as advanced as it is today, was the one thing missing from this film any over-sized imagination to the dreams? I don't mean that I want the comic-book dream or the video-game dream from the more cartoonish parts of the original series, not by any means. What I mean is that every kid's dream looked exactly the same, and by exactly the same I mean like the filthy grungy dungeons of Platinum Dunes' Texas Chainsaw house or the mines in their Friday the 13th. Why does everything have to look the same with these guys?

The couple moments when the director Samuel Bayer dipped into any surreal imagery at all were to use the exact same surreal images Wes Craven used in the original movie. The stairs turning to goo and the body-bag being dragged down the school hallway. I never got around to watching any of Bayer's commercials, which were supposedly really interesting visually, but judging by the nonexistent stamp of individuality he put on this film here I can't imagine he had a single thing to really add to the franchise beyond being a hired gun. Has he never seen a film by Tarsem? I kept wondering what sort of crazy fucked-up dream imagery we could've gotten from a director with an actual voice here. If they do make a sequel I hope they either allow Bayer some room for expression - if he's got some! I couldn't much tell from this movie - or they hire a director who does have something to add. Because this was pretty by-the-books here.

And yet I didn't hate the film either. In fact I left the movie with a smile on my face. For one, not to get too spoilery, but that's a great final surprise that I saw coming from a mile away and yet really dug anyway. It was handled in a way just off-kilter enough and just sudden enough and with just enough creativity that it pushed you out the door with a boost. But for another, once the film settled down and realized that, "Hey! Whaddya know? Nancy's actually our main character and not all of her friends," once it settled on Nancy and Freddy were the focus, as they should be, I thought things started moving along into an agreeable vibe.

I found Rooney Mara serviceable enough, although I wish she could've gotten more of a character arc (not that that's her fault). Even though nobody's ever gonna hand Heather Langencamp any Best Actress statues she at least had a rounded-out girl to play with her Nancy, one that we watched change pretty dramatically as the film rolled along. 2010's Nancy doesn't change enough to fully register as someone we should invest in, and I do blame the majority of that on the structure of the screenplay, with the focus being on several other characters for the first 30-40 minutes of the film. But I was rooting for this Nancy by the end all the same. I think the scene with the discovery of the Polaroids did it, and yeah, that's some possibly questionable manipulation going on, but I really thought it worked all the same.

One reason for that's got to be her main main Quentin, tagging along for the ride - I actually thought they did a great job with his character, and Kyle Gallner is just so gosh-darn likable. Granted Quentin's got an enormous capability for over and over and over again surviving seemingly fatal slash-wounds. But every horror movie's got one of those characters and I'm glad he was this movie's Deputy Dewey.

I guess that leaves Freddy, huh? It's weird that I find myself with not a whole lot to say about Freddy. Like Nancy he's just sorta there in the background for the first half of the film. He pops out, slashes somebody, and then recedes into the shadows again. Once he and Nancy became central to the film and Haley got to really go there then he, and the film, springs to life. I'd love to see him in a movie that really appreciated Freddy's gifts though. He can make of the dreamworld whatever he wants to and he keeps painting it like the inside of a rusty metal rest-stop toilet? There's not one image here that even approaches the elongation of Robert Englund's arms across the alleyway in Wes Craven's original film.


Something simple yet terrifyingly spectacular that burns itself into your subconscious. Something that feels torn from our own nightmares.

But it could've been worse. I would go see a sequel to this movie, even one made by the same exact people. In hopes that they feel less constrained by setting things up and freer to open up Freddy's world of dreams. It's such a fun toy-set to play with. Make something bright, make something splash.
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Monday, April 06, 2009

The Man Of Your Dreams

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So by now I think everyone's heard that Jackie Earle Haley's been officially offically cast as the new Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, right? The news came out over the weekend but I wasn't about to come out of my cocoon so I'm late to the party.

I think he's about as good a choice as could've been made outside of Robert Englund doing it again. In fact - and lord knows I love Englund, so do not scream "Heresy!" at me and set me on fire - but I'm actually sort of really very curious to see a different take on the character. Because at the center of Freddy myth there's a really twisted, interesting character's heart beating in there. I'm not implying that Englund never revealed that, he did, repeatedly, throughout the series. But his attachment to the role is so littered with history; it'll be interesting to see all that cut away and just be able to focus back on who Freddy is without all the baggage.

And I maintain that Haley's performance as Rorschach in Watchmen is Oscar-nomination-worthy so really I can't wait to see what he does with Kreuger. Consider me sold, for now.

Anyway, all that aside - what is everyone not noticing that's also part of this story? The fact that Beaver from Veronica Mars was also cast in the movie, that's what! Otherwise known as Kyle Gallner, he was last (not) seen in The Haunting in Connecticut. Beaver!!! Not sure who his character of "Quentin" is. I can't imagine they're having a male lead, are they? Hmm. It's one way to side-step the recasting of Nancy. Not that Heather Langencamp, bless her sweet soul, looms quite as large a recasting road-block as Robert Englund did. ETA I see over at BD that "Quentin" is the remake's take on Johnny Depp's character in the original, i.e. the boyfriend of the female lead.

You can also check out a post by the film's producer Brad Fuller right here, that addresses the news of Haley's casting. He's excited!
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