Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... giving Charlie Cox healthy bones.

Milk does a body good, baby! It also does a Cox good. 

Okay enough slutty tomfoolery.

Here's the context, if you must.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... a simple pair of golden shorts.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... shocking my system with Austin Nichols.

I took Austin's gratuitous bait last week, I might as well take it this week too -- especially since this time's even more gratuitous. Plus (more importantly) it's a Monday and I am feeling even more lazy. Tired? Lazy. Whatever. Austin Nichols took his clothes off for us and posted a video of it online and we're nowhere close to being above cheaply bought off in such a manner. If only all actors were as easy as I am. We am. We are. I need to go stare at the sea y'all.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... helping Austin Nichols with some yard work.

(We could plant some seed.)

I hadn't planned on sharing this photoshoot of Austin Nichols when he dropped it the other day because everything he shared at first was pretty boring -- not so the behind-the-scenes video though, as seen in the above gifs! Where are THOSE photos? Why would those photos disappear? I smell a plot! Anyway since we're here I'll go ahead and share the boring old clothed photos, hit the jump for them...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... falling head over heels for Billy Magnussen.

Our beloved Billy has a new AMC series called The Audacity coming out and the folks at Entertainment Weekly were kind enough to give him the spotlight for it -- and Billy, being Billy, did what Billy does. (He made us smile while also thinking really filthy thoughts, bless him.) You can read the entire piece about the series at that link but obviously we're focusing in on the photoshoot of our beautiful blond boy; hit the jump for that...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... doing very dirty things with Garrett Wareing.

 Hit the jump for three more photos and a video...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Tody I'd rather be...

... taking it bareback with Jacob Elordi.

No I do not and I will not apologize for that dirty-minded insinuation. I said it and I meant it! Hit the jump for two more pictures of Jacob singeing the very pages of Harper's Bazaar...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... sand surf and staching 

with vintage Giancarlo Giannini.

I watched the 1965 proto-giallo Libido last night, which stars a baby Giancarlo as the son of a suicided sex-fiend who returns to his ancestral home only to find all that bad shit bubbling back up. This was Giannini's very first film and you can tell he's going to have a long career already, grounding the outlandishness of the plot with real sadness and anger amongst the silliness.

He's great! And so is that picture up top of him somewhat later in his career that I stumbled upon while looking him up while also watching the movie, as I'm wont to do with movies while at home now. Anyway Radiance just put out a great blu-ray of this movie so check it out if you dig the giallo vibe -- the last act is super bonkers with a series of rug-pulls that reminded me of no less than the masterpiece that is John McNaughton's Wild Things. And I posted a spoilery bit from the movies final moments on my Instagram Stories if you just want a taste of the outrageousness. 

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... the Heated boys' hose.

Somewhere Between Mescal & Moura...

... is where I'd rather be.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... leaning to mount with Jonathan Bailey.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... bro'ing out with Joe Keery & Dacre Montgomery.

Don't ask me to remember who it was but some producer on Stranger Things shared a series of new-to-me photos of Joe & Dacre on set back in, what, this was the second season? Remember when their characters had their little homoerotic scenes in the gym shower? Because I sure do. Anyway since Stranger Things will be dropping its final episodes over the holidays it seems a perfect time to share these gay ass memories. Hit the jump for the rest of the photos...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... smashing swords with Miguel Ángel Silvestre.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... letting the pool boy put on a show.

Thanks as ever to the photographer Mert Alas for sharing some fresh images from his Calvin Klein campaign starring the Chef and The Boss himself Jeremy Allen White -- it's been just over a year on since those pictures first seared themselves into our retinas and we're still getting blinded but the good way! Hit the jump for the short video plus a few more gifs I made from it...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... kneaded by Jonathan Bailey.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... clapping back at the Frankenstein boys.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... doing as Lee Pace commands. 

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... cradled tight between Henry Golding's calves.

(via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... all swole with Jamie Dornan. (via)

Yeahhhh let's get an instant replay on that:

JFC, Jamie. Here's the full vid:

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making an escape with Dylan O'Brien.

(Also -- because it must be said -- woof.)